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Emma Watson Thinks her Premieres are the Royal Wedding of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal with Emma Watson is, but she reminds me of a tacky italian bitch at her first communion, or a tacky bride at her wedding, or like a tacky white trash bitch at her fucking high school prom….or even some Toddlers & Tiaras shit that’s just awkward looking…cuz she’s been going to these Hairy Poofter premieres all dolled up like she’s at the royal wedding or some really formal event, when all she’s doing is her last walk down the premiere line, cuz after Potter, she aint got shit but a pile of money and a fanbase of pedophiles who have watched her grown while dressed like wizards…aka the worst kind of fanbase….other than their loyalty….and ability to collect…their social awardness and smell of stale semen makes shaking hands and signing autographs a disaster….but that still doesn’t explain why she’s dressed all ridiculous, even if she’s showing a bit of little tit….it’s a level of princess high maintenance bullshit that’s a real turn off, but that’s cuz I never found her hot, or watched a single Harry Potter movie meaning I didn’t fall in love with her irrationally when she was 13…so I am not blinded….and I can look at her objectively…I’m a hero like that.

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she has a mutant face. She even tried to fix it with plastic surgery. She knows her team paid the Teen Choice Awards, or at least a staff of people in INDIA to vote and vote and vote again for her to win “Hottest Female Actress in a Movie” a few years ago when I personally felt the actual hot girls were robbed. See I’m a master of the internet and I even won a Ford Model VMAN Contest that they never get me my prize for cuz I have the power to manipulate votes, and it’s always obvious that I don’t desreve to win yet funny….yes I was the original ugly fat guy to win a model contest as a joke… Either way, back to Tisdale, what I was trying to get at is that in knowing she’s disgusting in the face, she manages to commit pretty hard to her body and working it out as hard as she can, cuz as she pushes 30, coupled with a scary face, it’s all she fucking has…. Here are her legs..

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Paula Patton in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective… Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song

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Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective… Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song

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Some Britney Spears Concert Mooning of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Britney Spears in concert pretty much mooning the audience, because that’s what you do when you are too medicated to actually tell us to fuck ourselves, cuz you hate every second of performing for us but you have no choice but to do it cuz the people around you are forcing you to do it cuz you make them too much money…. It’s like when the losing team moon’s the winning team in high school, or when the car full of girls gets mooned by the frat boys on a field trip from the school bus, in a playful passive aggressive fuck yourself, while I’d rather being fucking you to teach you a lesson kinda thing that can be as gay as it sounds…but I won’t get into that night at camp when two of the boys got a little too carried away with their mooning….and this reminds me of a time when I really wanted girls to moon me all the time…it almost became a fetish…whenever I’d be driving, I’d wish to get a car for of girls next to me, ass in the window, I went so far as to sit on the side of the highway hoping a bus of crazy girls would give me what I want, all pussy smeared against the glass without them knowing that when they moon, they give me a visual I want to fuck…before giving up cuz it’s a hard fetish to live out unless it’s staged…I mean people just aren’t mooning each other like it’s the 50s anymore, they are instead masturbating on webcam for each other …..which is okay, but not the same…. All this to say….I wish there was a little more mom pussy lip in these pics….

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Aurdina Patridge in a One Piece for a Failing Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have access to the accounting documents or year end reports over at FHM, but I think it is safe to say that no one buys their magazines anymore, and their slow and useless attempt to go online, just never really gave them the glory they once had, since everyone any their younger brother can produce drivel content about nothing and post it next to pics of bitches in their bikinis….I mean this video had 4,000 views when I pulled it and it’s been up for 5 days…and features a once famous bitch hardnippled…that’s fucking embarrassing perforamnce…useless FHM shoulda kept advertising on DrunkenStepfather.com… See, the only thing these Maxim and FHM sites ever had going for them was the access to celebrity bitches they had….They consistently had hot bikini photoshoots with relevant people….but I guess as budgets dropped so did their talent pool…cuz seeing Audrina Patridge, a virtual nobody, who had her 15 minutes, that unfortunately lasted 2 years try up a year ago…by now she should be doing porn not magazine covers…I mean shit, I bet I could get Audrina to do a shoot for DrunkenStepfather.com….and I would only pay her in cum shots….if you know what I mean… That said, here’s the photoshoot, you’ll unfortunately like it, taking her one step backwards from the porn career she should already be milking like a cock. So much fucking bottom feeding everywhere I look…it’s coming at me from all fucking angles…

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Leighton Meest Foot Fetish Porn Revisited of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you who don’t know much about Leighton Meester, other than than you would totally fuck her, like you’d fuck anything with a vagina, or really anything that remotely looks or acts like a vagina, cuz you’re not all that picky when it comes to your Kathy Bating……she was in foot fetish videos early on in her career, because you don’t just wake up one day in your halfway house cuz your mom was a drug smuggling criminal, and land a role on a hit show, you gotta use the skills momma learned in prison and passed onto you, and suck dick to get there, coupled with chosing jobs that pay enough to not get an actual career job, while maintaining your integrity, cuz you don’t get naked in the smut you’re producing, you just let dudes jerk off on your feet….the very same feet she’s showing off in these pictures on set of Gossip Girl…reminding us of how badly she wanted this, and how far she was willing to go, while giving her original pervert fan bases some foot they haven’t been able to jerk off to in what seems like forever. If you know what I mean…

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Some Pippa Middleton Discrete Ass Shots of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like that the paparazzi is snapping off pictures of her from behind, cuz the American paparazzi rarely ever get ass shots, and I love ass. I figure cuz the American paparazzi are all working for the entertainers, actors, agents and PR companies, and they tread lightly as to not be fired and replaced by another immigrant wih a camera hoping to get the Lohan Suicide exclusive or some shit… I also like that Pippa, the sister of the queen, is being all regal, royal, high society, classy, and discrete in how she whores out to the media, when I know inside her is a burning, jealous, catty bitch who just wants all the attention on her whore self, cuz everyone in her family is all about Kate, and everyone in the world jumped on that band wagon, and for once she wants to be the talk of their blue blooded dinner party…. It’s like watching a time bomb slowly count down…I know nudity is on it’s way….and that is exhilerating…

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Elisabetta Canalis White Bikini Single Groupie Pics of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

George Clooney’s ex hooker/exclusive prostitute who pretends she’s an actress or TV personality, Elisabetta Canalis was out in her bikini, on a yacht, with another man, posing for the paparazzi cuz in a few months no one will care that she was dumped by Clooney, when he moves onto more scandalous lovers like Brad Pitt….cuz there’s no way he’s not a Gay….and she’s not a front who can never leak his story due to a language barrier…I know how it works… I don’t Have the rights to post the pics….but I do have the rights to link whatever I want…and today that want stars a hot bodied, irrelevant, stripper looking bitch with biker tattoos in a white bikini and I fucking love white bikinis…. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Casey Anthony Didn’t Kill her Kids of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been ignoring the Casey Anthony trial, cuz molested bitches are more interesting sucking my dick, than being on trial for killing their downer kid… I just know that if I was a whore seeking the party life, burdened by my baby, who got in the way of my partying. I wouldn’t have killed it either….that’s why the only thing Casey Anthony is guilty of is giving me erections. I see twitter going fucking crazy about the verdict, but who really cares, firstly, it’s not our kid, or even a kid we know that got killed, secondly the jury are far more educated on the case than any of us, thirdly only black people get charged with murder in america and most importantly we’re all animals and in the animal kingdom, when a momma lion eats her baby lion, she’s not frowned upon or locked up in her social circle by her peers, the other lions get that that baby lion was a real downer with all his needing to be taken care of, making her primo tail for the lion king to knock her alluring pussy up again, until she kills it off like a very late term, 3 year too late term abortion when parenting doesn’t suit your needs…True story based strictly on speculation…but Casey Anthony…let me be your lion king… What it all comes down to – is that in some way, Jersey Shore has got to be responsible for this….let’s hope they all go down for the crime. On a Side Note – I like the way this dude was thinking 3 years ago…he is a wise wise man Who else thinks Casey Anthony is one sexy girl!? I think she is so hot! Those pics of her partying with her friends at some club are just great! I like a chick like that-who doesnt let little things like a missing kid get in her way of having a good time! And here’s the pic to put it all into perspective….the adorable baby who was found dead in the back of a fucking car….with her mother, who’s sole responsibility in her useless fucking life was to protect her….and now they have no killer and that is very fucking sad. RIP little girl. May your killer have what’s coming to them…..

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