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Malin Ackerman Bikini in Uninspiring of the Day

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malin Ackerman is some overrated bitch who was in one action superhero movie and next thing you know, every motherfucker and his virgin loser internet friends are obsessed, cuz I guess all it takes is one tight outfit and a set of superpowers in one or two moves to make a bitch jerk offable for life…I wonder if offable is a word…I doubt it…but it doesn’t divert from the consistency these collectors have in their weirdness. Either way, here she is in a bikini, hardly turning me on or exciting me in any fucking way, and I love bikinis, but I guess that’s cuz I don’t have the same passion for comics as you motherfuckers do and I’ll just never get it….or what you see in the bitch…cuz superheros aren’t porn to me.

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Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s lucky she has a decent body that she works endlessly on maintaining at the gym cuz her face is fucking disgusting. It’s the kind of face they model to make halloween masks and I’m not just saying that to be funny, or mean, I’m saying it because I’m looking at this nose jobbed nose that still looks capable of supporting the nose needs of at least one other person, like some kind of siamese twin connected at the nose, cuz it’s just that much nose…that luckily makes for a good distraction of her fucked up mouth, weak chin, wonky eyes, and pretty much everything about her…. But people will still talk about her, partially cuz disney made her hang with the gay Zac Efron to stir up shit with the kiddie pornographer Vanessa Hudgens, for the media, cuz Hollywood is all a lie….a lie that has even put blinders over the eyes of kids who grew up on this bitch who actually think she’s hot…the only good news is that if she’s made it, with the right team, anyone can…cuz clearly looks don’t matter…when the world is filled with retards who just consume all that is fed to them….bullshit…lies….

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Victoria Justice Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Victoria Justice , some 14 year old looking bitch, and she’s in a bikini. You fucking perverts….. I feel like I just stole the digital camera from a high school girl on the bus and uploaded it to the internet for masturbation purposes cuz you know teen girls these days are all slutty and digi-cam sexting savvy, only this Victoria Justice is 18…leading me to think she probably would have made far more money in teen fetish porn…Oh well.

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Mythbuster Tits of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does… Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy… Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

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Nicky Hilton Has a Shitty Body of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the single thing on the planet worse than cancer, but at least she was doing it…. While this dumpy birdface bitch would follow her around, not say too much, kinda just shadow her sister so that she could take the high road, even though she was just as trashy, slutty, disgusting, but she never really exploiting herself for attention or did anything fun and always seemed like the latch on who was miserable to be around, just the cunt in the corner who looks like she’s Andy Dick with a sour face…all sucking on lemons and shit… Well her are her pics of her dumpy vagina sucking on pants…

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Kerri Lee Miller Titty For Fashion of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the first time I’m doing a post on this model named Kerri Lee Miller. I don’t even know what magazine this is or when it is from…I just know that despite looking like a tall skinny boy/lesbian, she’s still showing her tit for the photographer, a personality trait and career move that I firmly believe deserves to go noticed…cuz any bitch willing to ge naked for money or the promise of money is a whore to me and whores are one of my most favorite things….

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely is Overrated at the Tranny Premiere of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Transformers shit is so overrated….They penetrate the media like it was a cheap hooker in a mining town. Seriously. Stupid story after stupid story about stupidness that happened on set…or drama that happened with Megan Fox and LeBoeuf having sex…or anything to get people talking cuz they know they are sitting on the biggest fucking piece of shit to ever hit theaters….they’re just hoping to break even…and really whether this bitch was Megan Fox or not, they’re all fucking whores to me…and really Rosie Huntington was better off a model, cuz at least she got fucking naked for the cause, instead of this D-List thinking she’s an A-List garbage that’s going on here… Fuck em all and their bullshit…ideally with my tongue.

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Kate Moss’s Soon to Be Pregnant Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss is getting married this weekend, cuz that’s what people with STDs do when they find another person with STDs to settle down with. It’s the whole premise of the Meet People with Herpes website…cuz no one wants to deal with that embarrassment when it comes to fucking unprotected on the first date when drunk….but then again…this is Kate Moss and it has been public knowledge for a long time that she has unprotected sex with rockers who share needles and fuck groupies….it’s also public knowledge that she’s got a kid and has probably been down this wedding route before…and it’s also public knowledge that I think she’s great, even in her old dirty pussy age, and I’d love to get tonsil deep during an outbreak. True Story. I’d love to be at this wedding…Mountains of cocaine, orgies of models….I wonder why I wasn’t invited…oh right, cuz I’m a nobody…Yay me…fuck them, I’ll make my own model cocaine party, without models or cocaine, but a model cocaine party nevertheless… Either way, here is her pregnant or soon to be pregnant, provided they let people with HIV get pregnant assuming she has HIV ass. Pretty boring pics considering what we’re used to from Kate Moss….bitches always tone it down when marriage comes….

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Michelle Hunziker Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t even know who Michelle Hunziker is…but she’s got a great ass and she’s in a skimpy bikini and sometimes, usually all the time, that’s all you really need to know about a bitch….it makes her more appealing than when you have to listen to her talk, or to her ideas, or her opinions, or even when you scratch the surface of her personality and find her unbearable…that’s why I’m all about focusing on the surface for the sanity of all… Amazing fuckin ass….just a lovely girl….one you can really appreciate….looking at her ass… To See Her New Bikini Pics Cuz I Don’t Have The Rights To Post Them Follow This Link

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