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Jennifer Aniston’s Desperate Legs May Have Trapped a Motherfucker of the Day

I wonder how many dicks she’s had inside her? The rumor is that she’s officially engaged to this week’s boyfriend who prior to Jennifer Aniston was in a 20 year long term relationship that he never strayed from, making him the perfect candidate to transition from one stagnant pussy to the next, but what Aniston hasn’t factored in is that the second he realizes she’s insane, after the excitement of fucking new pussy has subsided, and the dust has fallen from the horizon, dude will realize she’s a fucking high maintenance, demanding, diva cunt…and his instinct to follow the freedom he’s recently lined up for himself after leaving his longterm girlfriend…or he’ll going crawling back to his longterm girlfriend he cheated on, with his tail between his legs, begging for forgiveness cuz she gets him and anything is better than Aniston…. The vibe I get is that she’s one of those good to fuck, but fucking horrible to do everything else with kind of girl… What it comes down to, is engaged or not, she’s promoting a new movie. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone….she’s just that girl…intolerable…. Nice botox, it is real convincing….you don’t look a day over your actual age trying to look younger but instead looking like a fucking clown.

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Halle Berry Doing Acrobatic Shit of the Day

I think these pics are of Halle Berry trying to prove her blackness, you know cuz like all white people, she probably thinks she’s gotta show the world how athletic she is to really get the message across that she’s not just some white girl who happened to have some black sperm in her mother’s uterus one night when her mom was at a concert and got too into the music and smoked too much hash or some shit…so she hit the monkey bars….seems kinda racist to me…. Next thing you know she’s gonna star a drumline, tap dancing or a fried chicken restaurant…We get it Halle Berry, there’s nothing black about you but the way the studios marketed you and shit won you an Academy award cuz it was time for an accessible black person to win, you can stop stuntin. Luckily, I can see past her insecurities as a half breed and focus on what’s important, a mom in the park bending in ways she things is wholesome, but any pervert can skew to be dirty….and today, that pervert, is us….

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Regina Feoktistova Titties for some Magazine of the Day

I don’t know this model. I just know she gets Naked For Fashion , cuz it is better than getting naked to work the Eastern European sex trade she was meant to work…it’s classier and less degrading this way….not to mention more lucrative and you can quit, or escape any time you want….Yay for that…cuz instead of her only being available in basements of Russian Restaurants for a select few perverts, we get to all hang out with pics of her tits…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s good enough.

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Amber Rose Latest Nudes for Publicity of the Day

If this isn’t a publicity stunt, I don’t know what is…. Basically, the story to get people talking about a hip hop groupie slut, is that she sent nude pics to some other bitch’s man….so they leaked the pic to MediaTakeOut, after blurring out the bitches cunt so that these might as well be pics of her in a bikini….Real basic shit… Then MediaTakeOut tagged her pussy more than Kanye or Wiz have combined, making her looking like a Caribana float, all decorative and shit, and now Amber Rose denies the story, even though the pics are of her, all cuz that’s how you make a career as a hip hop ho these days….and I want to see the uncensorded, untagged pics…cuz I’m a pervert and this kind of thing is important to me…. Either way, here’s the shit MediaTakeOut posted….and remember you can’t spell hip hop with out ho….and here she is with some sticky/stinky fingers…it’s not as fun when a bitch does it on purpose…but whatever…Send me the uncensored version!

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Nicki Minaj Stupid Tits and Fat Ass of the Day

I call these pictures “Nicki Minaj, a bitch who without being overrated hype, would be way too big to be allowed to wear spandex or have real sex appeal”….cuz looking at this shit is almost disgusting…She’s huge….She’s one all you can eat buffet away from a coronary. She’s one piece of pie away from buying two seats when she flies, she’s one fried chicken leg away from being Ruben Studdards body double in the black off broadway rendition of “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Negro”….I get that her tits are huge and her ass is round, I get that this is some cartoon character looking shit that if it wasn’t obese on the Body Mass Index Chart could be fun to fuck….but I don’t get why anyone, or how anyone who isn’t black, cuz black people love fat chicks, can say she’s hot… That’s all i gotta say about that…these pics are making me hungry….

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January Jones Pregnant Beach Party of the Day

I call these pics “single mother to be in the wind contemplating how she’s gonna explain to her kid why he’s fatherless”….is it cuz mommy is a whore and doesn’t keep track of the peopel she fucks, or maybe it is cuz mommy felt like raising a child alone cuz she had the means to do it, and daddy has no idea that you exist, or maybe it’s that daddy is too busying fucking with his supermodel wife and her kids, and really whatever it is, it is gonna be awkward….it always is when kids grow up in households that aren’t like households of any of their friend…but don’t tell January Jones’ selfish, greedy, self involved, pussy that…cuz she’ll power through it and deal with the social implications when the fucker is teased off the school yard in a “get out of here bastard” kinda way… Good times.

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Miranda Kerr’s In Workout Gear of the Day

I call these pics “Owned by a billion dollar bikini corporation so I always have great cleavage”…… The real interesting thing about these pics is that you can see her ass from the front, one of my many fetishes….maybe it’s a side effect of having a kid 6 months earlier and bouncing back in some Guinness World Record way…I mean shit, I’m pretty much a housewife based on the amount of work I do and the amount of sitting on my ass all day, and none of the girls from the breast feeding group I’m an unofficial part of, but know every where the girls meet each week, not one of the baby momma’s has got an ass like this….giving these pics an alternative title called “None of the bitches at my breast feeding group with new borns have a body like this, maybe cuz they don’t get paid millions to have bodies like this, but more likely cuz they are lazy and in it together cuz pregnancy reminded them of a childhood passion for cake they left behind in trying to find a husband through their teens and twenties”….you can choose which you like better…I’ll be busy staring at the pics…

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Nicole Trunfio Erotic for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Nicole Trunfio , she’s some low level model trying to get ahead from Australia, and she’s doing it by constantly being in these half photoshoots, sure, this one’s not her best work, cuz I can’t see her nipple, but she’s good and has a pretty smart level of intelligence when it comes to her career, cuz if you look like this, and you’re not using your body to get ahead so that you don’t have to work an office like a fucking drone, you’re in a good place….that’s why I promoter her, cuz I’m ready for her to hit the big times….but a better strategy, woulda been to ignore her and wait for her desperation to lead to a porn career, oh well…I’m not good at this shit…If I was, maybe I wouldn’t be planning my retirement living as a homeless man…..cuz it’s all I can afford..

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Pum Pum Shorts is the Summer Banger Club Anthem of the Day

Her name is Teairra Mari….she has a song featuring reggae stars Mr Vegas and Gyptian…called Pum Pum shorts….It’s pretty hilarious and I assume she coordianted this thanks to her Pum Pum shorts….and what she’s got willing to eat reggae star cock under her Pum Pum short….. The video is her showing off her body…..talking like a little whore…and it works for me…I just can’t wait to see the collective dance girls do in public when this hits the mainstream club circuit….I’m hoping it increases the spread of HIV….HPV…or really any STD…. Either way, lots of ass…and if it doesn’t get you in the resort/summer mood, than you have no fucking soul…and you’re not a real man. Thanks to KENARDO for sending this in.

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Gisele Bundchen in Black Workout Gear Again of the Day

She always does a great job tucking in her dick. I think that’s why she always wears these black tight pants that make Kim Kardashian look stumpy, dumpy and huge, cuz it doesn’t allow for any shadows to be cast, and it further makes all arguments against her having a cock worthless….I mean I guess a multi-million dollar lingerie career would have dispelled those rumors too….and I’ll just have to accept the pregnancy, vagina, Tom Brady’s heterosexuality, as if they aren’t some kind of marketing hype… Either way, here she is leaving the gym. Exciting stuff.

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Gisele Bundchen in Black Workout Gear Again of the Day