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Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for Men’s Style of the Day

You know what…there’s not enough nipple pictures of Candice Swanepoel….Sure, we’ve all seen her nice, round, small, firm, amazing, possibly HIV positive cuz statistics aren’t on her South African side, tits before ….but not quite enough… She went all corporate and signed her life away to the Disney of lingerie companies, you know the kind of mainstream, publicly traded garbage that is strictly there to make billions of dollars in underwear sales, while being acccessible to the masses…mainly the Christian masses… They commit all these up and coming hot bitches, and they photoshop out their nipples, in efforts to keep what they do wholesome, all while repressing a model, who would have totally been comfortable being naked, cuz that’s what models do, and taking countless amounts of titty pics of them out of circulation, out of the market, pretty much non existent thanks to contracts they signed when selling their fucking body to them…. But the good news is that clearly there are loopholes, and bitch can venture off and pull out half her tits every once in a while… This is one of those times. Take it all in….Clearly she wears push up bras…but that’s okay…take it all in…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple for Men’s Style of the Day

Ginta Lapina Nipple for Fashion of the Day

There’s nothing like a hot bitch with a vaccuum cleaner to remind us of the glory days when bitches were bitches and men owned them….now you have to go all mail-order immigrant wife for the same fucking nostalgic treatment that is really “natures way” and as much as people want to blame the gays and their marriage for the start of Anarchy, I blame allowing women out of the kitchen and into the work force, giving her the right to vote and making her an equal… This has nothing to do with me hating women, so don’t go all calling me out for being a mysogynist, cuz I love women, especially when they are showing their nipples for fashion in Vogue Germany and getting paid more than I make in a decade for it…but in my defense I don’t consider stealing 20s for my wife the last 10 years an actual job…I’m in between shit, you know on a career change and why fucking stress about it….cuz I take advantange of my wife’s disabilty paycheck…It’s evolution of the modern man or some shit…Make your wife feel what it’s like to support a home since she wanted to work so bad 25 years ago…. motherfuckers…. The model in Gina Lapina. And here’s her nipple channeling some 1950s amazingness…hot, objectified and willling, I love it….

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Dancing Chihuahua of the Day

Here’s some weird devil shit….cuz there’s nothing like watching a dog dance to start your day….especially when that dog is a fucking Mexican dog that has become the face of such great Mexican mocking institutions like Taco Bell….I’m not gonna pretend I care about Mexicans being properly represented in the media, hell I probably misrepresent mexicans to my 5 readers everyday, cuz I’m about as Mexican as Taco Bell, sure I was born there, but don’t live, breathe or speak the shit and I am almost embarrassed by my ignorance to my own roots, but luckily, I’m too drunk to actually care….drunk on the joy that comes watching a little dog dance..I mean he’s actually dancing…amazing… To See the Video Follow This Link

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Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger Divorced Parents Syndrome Porn of the Day

I know there’s nothing much to these pictures, but a bigger girl in what is probably her early 20s, is pornographic on its own…you know all hungry for the cock the hot girls are rejecting, because fat girls like male attention, and suck dick proper to compensate….but to add to that, this is Katherine Eunice Schwarzenegger, Arnold’s daughter, who is going through her parents’ divorce, and there’s something I’ve learned over the years about kids going through divorces, even as adults, is that it fucks them up and makes them do bad things, to divert from the pain they are feeling inside, and to get some attention from their parents, who are too busy fighting amongst themselves, instead of giving these brats a homelife they feel they deserve…. Seriously, Divorced kid syndrome is hot….or can be…if you find the divorced kid as an adult stil tormented and blaming herself for the collapse of her family… I can only imagine the tricks this girl can do with her throat/vagina. Amazing.

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Sophie Monk Doing Errands Cameltoe of the Day

Sophie Monk must have a huge, deep, vagina … cuz her camel toes are so constant that a few years back…when she was a little more famous cuz she was dating some Good Charlotte lesbian twin, she made a comment in the media about all her camel toes, trying to convince us that her vagina is in fact of normal size and stature, thickness and depth…or she does this shit on purpose….you know jacking those jeans as high up as she can because it gets her in the media…cuz she’s wishful thinking and hasn’t given up hope that she’ll one day have an actual Hollywood career, I mean she came all the way from Australia for this, something’s gotta give, right?

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Adrienne Curry Bottom Feed on Twitter in a Bra of the Day

Adrienne Curry is the fucking worse nobody around. She is milking twitter and her fanbase as hard as she can, cuz she realizes that whenever she does something for the virgin losers, whether dress like a Star Wars character or go to Comicon, the motherfuckers go nuts, giving her this false sense of celebrity she is addicted to and always wanted, hence why she did reality TV….and no matter how obvious getting in a bra with Star Wars merch on twitter is….it’s working for her and has even given her the confidence to leave her 65 year old husband cuz he just doesn’t get this whole computer shit….But I do…and that is that the internet will love you as long as you are half naked and supporting nerd shit….clearly this curry cunt got that memo…

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Brooklyn Decker See Through Titty Pic of the Day

I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker… I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences… I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover… But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way… So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it…. Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that… Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

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Blake Lively Legs of the Day

Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…

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Some Bitches Who Look Like They May Have Aids at an Aids Event of the Day

Both of these bitches might as well have AIDS, cuz I already have decided that they both have rank pussies the average person may not want anything to do with…. Now, I’m not the average person and I am sure that I have had sex with HIV positive girls more than once, but that’s only because I congregate with the discount street whores and you kinda get what you pay for…but for the sake of argument, I’m just gonna point and laugh with the mainstream in a collective “ewww” as if I wouldn’t bury my face inside either of these vaginas….cuz that’s the power of the internet or some shit, I can pretend I’m whoever I want to be, like someone who would never pick the scabs off either of these cunts, even though I would, because my love for pussy outweighs my hatred of bad music, murdering wives, and fake hipsters who have weird bulges in their “underwear as outerwear” milking the system cuz they were BFF with Katy Perry before she fucked a celebrity and got a record deal. If you know what I mean… Courtney Love….. Bulge in Her Underwear as Outerwear Kesha

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Some Bitches Who Look Like They May Have Aids at an Aids Event of the Day