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Kasia Struss Small Model TitsFor Numero Homme of the Day

I think the theme of the day is Polish models, cuz with the fall of communism, they weren’t forced to join child prostitution rings, or the circus juggling with bears, or any of that other crazy Eastern European stuff, but instead are getting naked for fashion in exchange for more money than her family made in a lifetime in pretty much one day of fucking work…but they pretend it’s not about showing their tits, yet everyday I seem to find new campaigns with tits, making me realize that fashion is fully about the tits, and that makes me as into fashion as a pervert in soiled sweatpants can be….cuz I love girls who sho their tits for money…. FOLLOW ME

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Vanessa Hudgens Boring Non-Nude Update of the Day

Since being threatened by Vanessa Hudgens to get sued, I’ve decided to start an unofficial fansite for her. That’s just what I like doing to fiesty bitches who like to fuck with me but don’t actually fuck me. I had the serious misfortune of being one of the idiots who saw Suckerpunch this weekend. I had a free movie ticket and I am a pervert…and apparently not the only pervert…cuz the whole theater was filled with dudes who I could tell couldn’t get laid or had never been laid….making the whole experience kinda gay…I didn’t realize that this was the movie Hudgens was coordinating the leaked nudes and lawsuits against me, but her little ass in a leotard was probably one of the best parts of the movie, I mean other than the Paris Hilton looking main character. This girl has a serious fucking body that gets lost and unappreciated in her teenage nude pics…maybe it’s cuz of her ethnic chimpmunk Michael Jackson lookin’ face and worst fucking movie ever made or not…it was decent to look at… Either way, here’s an update of what Vanessa Hudgens has been up to the last two days….if you care…which I don’t but figure I’ll pretend I do…cuz I really got nothing else going on. She should be more naked…these are fucking boring…. FOLLOW ME

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Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

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Kylie Minogue Playin Out Some Kinf of Fetish on Stage of the Day

Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo… I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

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Paris Hilton Pretends She’s Not Racist of the Day

Neil Strauss, the writer of “The Game”, which outlines the basic psychology of tricking pussy into having sex with you, released a new book that features interview questions that never ran in magazines with a bunch of idiots. I was at a book store the other day trying to look up girls’ skirts when everything else was closed and I wasn’t ready to come back home, and I picked up a copy of the book…It bored me…but I know that last week he released some quote by Paris Hilton saying she doesn’t do black people, pretty much telling the world she’s no Kardashian, and now she wants to sue, but unfortunately, dude probably has the recording of her saying it, so in a PR sweep she’s gotta try to white wash this fact but doing charitable things for Japan, cuz a racist wouldn’t do anything nice for Japan….Apparently, she didn’t get the notice that no one gives a fuck about whether she’s a racist cunt or not, she’s been flagged a trashy piece of shit pig with a privileged life a long time ago, and she just doesn’t matter…but it’s nice to see her try anyway….and by nice I mean funny at how pathetic this sinking ship is.

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Vanessa Hudgens is the Amazing Face of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is today’s Amazing Face…. Amazing face is a stupid new feature I started for no real reason other than posting a picture of a motherfucker with a stupid face, making a stupid enough face for me to consider it an amazing face…. Whether it’s Chris Brown dressed like Sisqo humping fat bitches in bikinis, or Amy Winehouse and Joan Crawford’s bad plastic surgery, or Vanessa Hudgens looking drunk enough to be an easy date rape…the world is filled with Amazing Faces and I think this is the best this site has to offer…. FOLLOW ME

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Jen Sterger (who?) has Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

I’m pretty sure most girls over the age of 16 have cleavage…I mean other than cancer victims/preventers who have had mastectomies…and skinny versions Chazz Bono who decide to be dudes and chop their shit off…or the occassional a-cup who hasn’t been lucky enough to get down with the hormones in our foods…so there’s nothing really interesting about this…other than trying to figure out who Jen Sterger is. I’ve never heard of her, but the paparazzi are all over her like she’s somebody, maybe I’ll just have to google this bitch to sort it out…. Okay, I googled her – she’s Game Day Host for the New York Jets. She was in Playboy. She wrote for Sports Illustrated. She’s Brett Favre’s groupie bitch who’s using him to create a scandal about herself to get in the paparazzi…cuz that’s what bottom feeding playboy bitches who thought they’d be the next Pam Anderson, but instead became a team Mascot do to get noticed…I mean when they aren’t too busy filming sex tapes to release when people stop talking about them. I hate whores like this. Seriously. They do everything they can to get noticed cuz they were the “hot girl” in high school and now want to be the “hot girl” in the world….but shit didn’t work out as planned. So you set up some poor pervert who likes taking dick pics and throw it in his face. What a fucking cunt, she doesn’t deserve you staring at her shitty fake trashy exploiting tits… FOLLOW ME

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Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly Proud of Being a Whore of the Day

It’s always nice to see a whore proud of her work that is hardly work cuz she gets paid to get naked, something most of us to for free and in some cases get paid to not do cuz they look offensive as fuck naked… I love that certain whores think being Playmate of the year is some major accomplishment, when Playboy is nothing but a garbage irrelevant magazine that has consistently selected the trailer trash to be their Playmates, when the magazine was actually built on some level of substance, with pussy that was just hot girls willing to get naked on hippie shit, while now it’s all these hardened stripper looking garbage and the whole thing bores me…getting naked for money isn’t an accomplishment…even if it is fun to look at sometimes…even if they all look the fucking same FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Doesn’t Gets Wet of the Day

How about some Kim Kardashian fat fucking pig using a bag from designer boutiques as an umbrella, cuz she’s the smartet and richest pig in the barn, to not get wet, cuz bitches like this don’t like getting wet, they are more into dudes wanting to fuck them, then actually fucking them, you know too busy looking at the mirror applying movie make-up to cover up her Adam’s apple, mustache, that she can’t get wet or else people will know the truth, strapping herself in a harness to make her look as skinny as possible, despite the fact that she just can’t stop eating cake, and has the resources that allow her to stay seated for 40 hours at a time, she doesn’t even have to get up to piss, they have it sorted out, not that she was ever the pissing type, she was more into getting pissed on….. I don’t know what I’m ranting, I blame her fat ass in jeans and flat shoes for throwing me off my game…something I am sure has been blamed before and will be blamed again for ruining the world since she’s the fucking devil…not that this post is the world….or is it? FOLLOW ME

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Dree Hemingway Topless in Numero of the Day

The thing I like about Dree Hemingway is not that she doesn’t go by her actual last name, but instead uses the last name of her great grandfather on her mother’s side, like every bottom feeding pig who needs something bigger than themselves to associate with, and who rides that shit as far as it will take them, cuz it is the only relevance they have in the world, so everyone asks or knows that maybe you’re related to Hemingway, like a tattoo on your fucking head that says “I’m Ernest Hemingway’s Great Granddaughter so give me work and listen to me even though I’ve never met him, but have read his books and have heard stories” …. and I’m guessing it works…. The thing I like about Dree Hemingway is that she still has to show her tits to get work, like a common whore…proving that it doesn’t matter who your famous, possibly legendary ancestors are, you still gotta be a fuckin’ whore, even after whoring out his name like it was a teen runaway looking for a warm bed to sleep in mid winter…. The whole thing is pretty fucking tacky. I’m sure if Hemingway knew his distant relatives would have been name dropping his shit decades after his death, he woulda killed himself sooner… FOLLOW ME

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