Here’s Meagan Good dressed like a 3 year old on her way to daycare on “Dress Yourself Day”….I never got the whole shorts over pantyhose look, if anything it made no sense to me, it’s like just wear pants bitch, shorts are a mini skirt, if you uncross your legs, we won’t see your fucking cunt, you don’t need to put that layer of fabric on, it’s weird….I know, lots of Chinese girls in China town do this, but what the fuck do they know, up until 10 years ago, they all wore the same work clothes, government issued motherfucker, so they are allowed to go insane…and you’re not…well maybe you are…cuz that ass is good to look at…even if I don’t know why she is famous… FOLLOW ME
Here’s Adrianna Palicki on set of Wonder Woman again….I posted similar pictures yesterday , but figured you’re going to watch an entire season of this shit, so get used to it, only this time she’s with her dumpy friend…. It looks like these Wonder Women Katy Perry lookin’ bitches are wearing diapers in their bullshit Wonder Women costumes you’re so excited for because they have shitty bodies, that you’re excited about, because you have no friends, no pussy, no social life, you’re awkward and you’re not charming, funny or interesting, you like comics but no one likes you….making the only thing anyone should wonder when it comes to these pics is why you haven’t killed yourself yet – Here’s ome pics of two bitches dressed as Wonder Woman. I hope this doesn’t cause any seizures or bouts of excitement that make you accidentally run over your computer chair in your dad’s hummer… If it wasn’t for the tits, I’d be convinced this was a dude…gaylord….. FOLLOW ME
Mad Men was cancelled yesterday. Or at least put on hold because the cast were in negotiation wars or some shit I wasn’t paying attention to because I don’t watch Mad Men. If anything, I hate Mad Men because I always get stuck in the elevator, or at the table, or in line next two some asshole on the phone, or in coversation, talking about how great fucking Mad Men is…..and it got old the first week, now it’s at the point of “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” level of I want to rip your fucking throat out you suburban middle manager… So it’s nice to have their morale destroyed….especially when Christine Hendricks’ tits aren’t going anywhere…not that I care about her tits, as I have the ability to see past them and notice that she’s fat, but you can’t….so here are those titties to celebrate the end of Mad Men, or at least the end of getting stuck beind idiots talking about Mad Men…even though I found out it was on hold getting a coffee this morning…but the storm will blow over and I have hope that I will find freedom…. FOLLOW ME
A face in a sidewalk is still a face, making Lohan outside a club a pretty amazing face….one you know can lead to good fucking times…cuz when a bitch is face first in a sidewalk…I know I can do amazing things to her… I’m not one to speculate, or make up stories about these people I’ve only met once after a two year text message friendship, but I am one to get drunk, make a fool of myself, sometimes risk the life of some or many, so I know that when a bitch is on the ground, on her knees, outside a club with a cigarette in hand, it usually has something to do with being real fucked up….drunk, high, medicated, just excited about life or the fact that the girl you are obsessed with cuz she controls you and helped you throw your life away while riding you to the top by feeding your heroin and making you look bad….. I texted Sam Ronson the other day, I asked who her new girlfriend was and whether I could make her unofficial fansite for her, she ignored me. It hurt…and who really cares….cuz it’s Sam Ronson. A fucking nobody. What it comes down to is this picture is the best picture ever. FOLLOW ME
Here’s Kanye West doing his best Drake impression. Here’s Katy Perry doing her best female popstar impression. Here’s a video that channels Wal-E or whatever the fuck that Disney Movie about the lonely robot from the future. The only thing they do right is when they make the bitch have an E.T. face. Fuck her music sucks, her video is cheese, her face is ugly, even with a million dollar make-up and post production budget and her tits aren’t all over the place or being used at all…even though they are the only thing she’s good for… What a fucking horrible disaster. I hate radio music. I’m glad only 300 people watched this so far…I hate that I am going to make more people see it…I am the devil… FOLLOW ME
No. Despite popular belief, this story wasn’t about me. You can stop sending your emails in. I’m not welded to a chair. I am just married to one and never get off my fat ass and sure sometimes there’s piss and shit all over this bitch from laziness and eagerness to get you the latest drunkenstepfather post…but I have the ability to get up if I really have to. I just don’t really like doing it…. That’s all I have to say about that. FOLLOW ME
No. Despite popular belief, this story wasn’t about me. You can stop sending your emails in. I’m not welded to a chair. I am just married to one and never get off my fat ass and sure sometimes there’s piss and shit all over this bitch from laziness and eagerness to get you the latest drunkenstepfather post…but I have the ability to get up if I really have to. I just don’t really like doing it…. That’s all I have to say about that. FOLLOW ME
Here is some Courtney Cox mom nipple that looks like it is a small implant cuz she knew that her show involved her in a bikini and she had to do something about the sloppy empty milk sacs that Arquette needed to escape, even though he’s David Arquette, the guy every girl is humiliated to have ever had sex with, unless they are in their 20s, using his money and using him for show and tell at the frat parties….or if they are Courtney Cox and get knocked up and try to make a family with him….in some kind of really fucking weird way…I mean I’ve been dumped by shitty girls, but I was always shittier and knew it, where this Cox thing just doesn’t add up…. Either way, here’s her nipple…and reminder that the ocean and their waves are our friend….unless you’re Japan…. FOLLOW ME
Here is some Courtney Cox mom nipple that looks like it is a small implant cuz she knew that her show involved her in a bikini and she had to do something about the sloppy empty milk sacs that Arquette needed to escape, even though he’s David Arquette, the guy every girl is humiliated to have ever had sex with, unless they are in their 20s, using his money and using him for show and tell at the frat parties….or if they are Courtney Cox and get knocked up and try to make a family with him….in some kind of really fucking weird way…I mean I’ve been dumped by shitty girls, but I was always shittier and knew it, where this Cox thing just doesn’t add up…. Either way, here’s her nipple…and reminder that the ocean and their waves are our friend….unless you’re Japan…. FOLLOW ME
I can’t get enough of this Candice Swanepoel bitch….She’s got a perfect body and these bathing suits fit her like a fucking condom on anyone with an dick bigger than a steroid bitch clit. I love the fact that she’s skinny. I fucking hate fat bitches…or Kim Kardashian sloppy shit that you don’t feel their pelvis bone stab you as you fuck…. I saw a ton of other people freaking out about how skinny she is in the pictures I posted earlier today ….. I just wanted to clarify that it’s OK by me….She’s still got tits and a perfect ass, and nice tones stomach, what’s the fuckin issue? I can only assume the issue is the fact that women run the internet blogs bitching about this hotness…cuz women are catty and jealous….especially when they are dumpy and don’t look like this….cuz I am sure Swanepoel isn’t running her mouth off complaining about how skinny or fat other bitches are…cuz she’s getting paid and doesn’t need to…. FOLLOW ME
