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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Pants of the Day

Jennifer doesn’t just love Hewitt….she apparently also loves all you can eat buffets….baked goods…overeating…chips..soda…and anything deep fried…sitting…making her hired Mexican help bring the toilet to her so as to not disrupt her contstant eating…and if you’re not getting what I’m saying here…it’s that bitch is fat and that these picutres are amazing..maybe she should consider a loose fitting skirt or some shit instead of this goodness…I guess she’s trying to recruit a black husband…and I’m loving this doughy fucking mess…especially when I reflect on the glory days of what she was….time may heal all wounds but it sure doesn’t make asses tighter….

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Diane Kruger Legs of the Day

I thought you could see up this German’s skirt…but turns out you can’t….making these pictures pretty much a waste of your time…unless you like the idea of German pussy better than actual German pussy…you know all militant and efficient…cold and humorless…willing to aggressively shit in your mouth while you’re chained to a fucking cellar wall…in which case…enjoy…

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Summer Glau in the Worst Kind of Topless of the Day

I fucking hate when these magazines try to sex up a bitch by getting her half naked, but catering to her needs as someone who doesn’t want to be half naked, cuz that will ruin their image to the losers who watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, who are either virgins or trying to learn the English language cuz they just moved here from a remote island and don’t know better… You see, there’s nothing topless about this shit cuz she’s covering up more than if she had a fucking shirt on. If you’re gonna get topless at least be fucking topless, I’m not saying show the world your nipples, I get that you want to stay wholesome for the weirdo who thinks you are his bride as he masturbates in his mom’s basment plotting how he is gonna stalk you, but at least do shit with a little more fucking body in it…she might as well be posing in a cardboard box peaking her fucking head out…and maybe that’d be more erotic you know cuz of the whole bag lady fetish I know you all have… I get the whole naughty girl…waiting for you to come home to show you what her dad taught her in the backyard at the campground that summer…but seriously, I need more ass and tittis in my lad mag…but here’s your preview that may be just a tease to something good…

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Kelly Ripa’s Sex Doll of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=72088″> I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something… FOLLOW ME

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Venus Williams Hot Bikini Body of the Day

This is fucking horrible, disgusting, vile, confusing, unnatural…all things that on their own are negatives, but combined are amazing… Seriously, I’m turned on…. This bitch is like a science experiment jacked on performance drugs and gender bending hormones….her ass huge and round…her clit long and hard…ready to fuck and be fucked…fat tits and a winning personality…just perfection…especailly if you have no fucking standards…or like thick bitches in bikinis….and by thick I mean bitches with arms of a fucking dude….and the handjob grip that is so scary and dangerous that it is exciting…. I’ve never liked female body builder night at the strip club where the strippers did chin-ups….and I’m not so into the shit now…but I’m not you so here it is…. FOLLOW ME

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Edita Vilkeviciute Hot Beach Pics for H&M of the Day

I am 90 percent sure I’ve posted these pictuers before…they look real fucking familiar…but Edita Vilkeviciute always looks amazing in all pictures…and I can’t find these ones on the site, so I figure, what the fuck, I might as well psot them again, for the first time, even if I’ve done them before, cuz busty models from communist countries has always been a weakness of mine….probably cuz they are hot, but I like to think it’s cuz I know they have a good work ethic, which comes in handy when they are workin my dick… Not that this Edita bitch will ever work my dick officially or directly or in person, but it’s safe to say she already has worked my dick without even knowing it, yes I am that small, pathetic and under the radar…and I’m also capable of masturbation to pictures cuz I wasn’t raised in the porn video generation, we did shit proper…to National Geographic and Sear Catalogs…You’re the weirdo… All this to say, I’d love to fuck the sand out of her vagina to see if I still feel….. FOLLOW ME

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Georgina Stojiljkovic Topless in Tank Magazine of the Day

I don’t know who this communist Georgina Stojiljkovic is, but I know she’s topless in some magazine and that works for me….I mean I’ve heard that Russian girls are all spoiled bitches in the worst way now that they don’t live in work camps on rationed ammenities, but in my mind they are still the kind of bitch you can save and control by showing pictures of their war torn neighborhood with threats of sending them bac… FOLLOW ME

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Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nipples at Some Event of the Day

I am not the official Vanessa Hudgens fan site. I am not even really a Vanessa Hudgens fan….I just like have of her hustle…she sexts, she leaks pics, she doesn’t shaveher pussy, but she also has a legal team that threatens with not only suing you but also with being a kiddie pornographer, when really Vanessa Hudgens is the kiddie pornographer who took the fucking pcictures….not that it matters….here are her nipples in a dress from the other day and I’m posting it cuz I’m into it… FOLLOW ME To See The Rest of the Pictures – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory…. She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares.. FOLLOW ME

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Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME

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