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Whitney Houston’s Daughter is a Cokehead of the Day

Her name is Bobbi Kristina Brown. She goes by the name Krissi. She’s nice and fucking gutter like her mom Whitney…at least she’s pretending to be by getting press for a picture of her ripping lines of the white stuff….not that doing drugs is a big deal, I mean just look at Charlie Sheen, he seems to be doing well with it…. Everyone’s into snorting drugs…shit’s the new smoking cigarettes to be cool in high school…it doesn’t impress me to see 18 year old girls in the bathroom ripping lines, if anyting it annoys me, cuz I can’t stand listening to someone high on coke, they just ramble on and on about how great they are, I’m more into hanging with people high on smack, heroin is just way more laid back… Not that it matters….this is clearly a publicity stunt so everyone knows bitch exists…and when it comes to publicity stunts, I’m far more into sex tapes… Bitch needs to take some Morgan Freeman / Lawrence Fishburne/ Denzel Washington lead and get fucked on camera already…. On a sidenote, I was at a part the other night and we ended up watching Whiteny Houston high on crack performing video, all sweat covered and amazing, I’m not sure if this is the one I liked, cuz I was drunk, but I do know the bitch on crack is fun. To Read The Story Follow THIS LINK

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Gisele Bundchen Half Naked for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Gisele tucked her penis in for an erotic or semi erotic depending on how badly you like tranny’s with implants posing in lingerie, which if you’re a pro athlete, it is probably a lot…I’m talking to you Greenbay Fudgepacker Quarterpack who took his locker room dreams out on a socially acceptable man pussy cuz she made it so far as a real pussy thanks to Victoria’s Secret and a web of lies… This is for Vogue Turkey, a Muslim nation named after some of your favorite Thanksgiving meats, who apparently is a hell of a lot more sexed up and sexy than America…more laid back about the shit…and this is a nation who my Turkish Muslim friend told me wouldn’t let him jerk off as a teen, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs until one of them got stuck…and it’s more DTF than USA…Hilarious that all you idiots are so distracted by bullshit to do anything about it. I know, Gisele being a mad is an outdated hustle, I mean just last year she faked a pregnancy… I know, I need to get creative, but I can’t, I’m too busy trying to get an erection to these.

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Olga Sherer Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

Here’s some nipple for fashion cuz models are prostitutes or at least high class escorts disguised as non-prosititutes…you know willing to get naked for money as long as there is prestige attached to it…whether it be a magazine brand or a genius photographer….you know the kind of girl who pretends she’s wholesome and good…until you really lay it out for her and show her how if she does what she’s told she will never have to work a normal job…she won’t ever have to work…it’s the pornstar hustle classed up for the girls who don’t want to be pornstars…the getting a bitch naked for “art” even if “art” is code for “getting a bitch naked”… You know what I’m getting at…and you also know I’m not complaining…and you probably know I wish I had this kind of persuasive ability to use on everyday girls who just need that little push to give me the titty pics I deserve… Her name is Olga Sherer…..such a feminine name on such a feminine creature…Olga….like the whispers in the spring breeze….OLLLLLGAAAAAAAWWWWW….like a lulabye easing my troubled mind….OHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..who I am I playing…shit sounds like I sound when throwing up my inner most organs after too much whiskey. Tits for Fashion.

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Lady Gaga is the Most Offensive Outfit of the Day

I tried to ignore these pictures existed the last 3 hours. Then I figured I should post them because that’s what Lady Gaga wants me to do and I always listen to ugly girl who fake gender issues and act outrageous due to a script she has no choice but to follow in efforts to market to the gay teenager…..that’s why she’s friends with Perez. That’s why she sings that Madonna with lyrics about being a queer…It’s all fucking strategy on the corporate level. Don’t believe the lie people….money like this isn’t put into bitches like this without the best marketing people planning it out…to think she is capaable of any of this on her own is stupid of you…you’re stupid…stop believing what you read…Entertainment industry is a business and there’s no room for actual artistes in a business cuz real artists are too busy getting drunk all day…. The good thing about Gaga is that she wears underwear…cuz her face is bad enough…I can’t even try to imagine the vagina that comes stock on this machine. Here she is modeling – cuz someone’s capitalizing on her… Here’s the video…..

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Miranda Kerr and Baby of the Day

Wanna know the number one fashion accessory to ruin a hot pussy you all wanted to fuck last year when she was posing naked for Victoria’s Secret and SI….a newborn baby. Seriously, husbands, boyfriends, cold sores, even 15 pounds of over indulgence from Christmas or a thyroid problem, car accident amputations or fire mutilations don’t even come close to making a bitch as unattractive as her spawn in her arms…. Here’s the proof…. Baby…. No Baby….

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Justin Beaver’s 17th Birthday Pussy of the Day

I love how this statutory rapist Selena Gomez is playing coy with the camera. She’s all shy and shit…Playing like “don’t take pictures of me, I’m so shy and secretive about my fake relationship with Justin Beaver”… like we don’t already know dude’s gay, no straightness sings and dances like that, the staight kids are too busy playing sports and not sucking Usher Raymond’s dick and taking him up this ass in exchange for a record deal…seriously…you wanna know why Justin Beaver’s jacket is so shiny? It’s glazed in Usher Raymond semen so Beaver doesn’t forget who he belongs to… This is all marketing, all staged, all scripted and planned for him and the truth will all be told when motherfucker turns 25 and no one remembers who he is, and no one is listening except maybe his drug dealer….cuz “Baby, Baby, Baby” just got commissioned for a cereal commercial and he knows he’ll finally get paid for the shit he’s been fronting…Like the wise mind that is Justin Beaver so appropriately stated, Never Say Never…. Either way, here they are heading home together to have dirty anal sex, cuz she’s a Disney gilr and needs her Hymen and he’s Usher Raymond’s boy and only knows anal…

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Dancing With The Stars New Contestants of the Day

Dancing with the Stars – the place people who were people who were once on TV go to die…The last hurrah before imprending career suicide….who think that maybe this will put them into the spotlight and reinvent their careers – despite the fact that it hasn’t dont that for any contestant in the last decade – but instead is just popular cuz it’s where the general public go to point and laugh cuz we like seeing celebs at their worse….It makes us feel better about our shitty selves… Here are some of the contestents they announced…. Tsunami Survivor and Boyfriend Killer Petra Nemcova…. Kirstie Alley to See If Her Heart Explodes into a fiery mess of butter, chocolate, pastries and fried food as she starts to break a sweat….clearly hoping for Kelly Osbourne effect, probably gonna end up with the Bernie Mac….. Wendy Williams to keep shit loud and annoying….filled with forced tears and contrived drama…hoping it will increase ratings… Kendra brings the needed trash….you know cuz the sex tape wasn’t bottom feeding enough for her….

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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Mom Jeans of the Day

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=70261″> Mom Jeans can be hot…on the right mom…or young girl dressed in them…you see they ride an ass proper…they hug a pussy proper…but the second they are on a bitch 5 pounds overweight or more…shit reminds me of the pregnancy gunt that never went away…and that my wife refers to as her panty pillow…something that makes me want to vomit every single time…especially when the panties come off and I am forced to deal with the awkward way it hangs over her actual vagina…like some kind of science experiment gone wrong…only instead of it being a science experiment..it’s my fucking life…if you know what I mean… If you don’t, I’m trying to say like leggings, these shit are hit and miss and really depend on the vagina they are hugging…and in this case…they are done right..thanks Candice Swanepoel for the fashion lesson that is your hot little ass….unfortunately her last name reminds me of a shit covered pig in the backyard…but that’s can’t ruin a hot little ass… Bonus – Victoria’s Secret just releases their extended Spring 2011 commercial…and despite being annoyed by them all being the same…and no wheels being re-invented…because I guess they don’t have to be….I’ll post it anyway…

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Adrianne Curry’s Cry for Attention on Twitter of the Day

It amazes me that people follow someone so insignificant…so uninteresting…so useless…no, I’m not talking about myself, asshole. I’m talking about Adrianne Curry, some low grade reality star who pretty much sold out for very minimal attention, who is trying to relive the glory days of her fame using twitter….So she posts half naked pics, or pics of her at comic conferences cuz they are all that will book her…or pics of her flexing and the whole thing is tedious cuz we already know nudity will get you noticed…how about trying something new you trash can….She also calls crappy virgin comic book loser’s shitty drawings of her, the kid creepy fans make “art”….anything for followers….Pretty much taking anything that she can get…except maybe loving words from me cuz she ended up blocking me…cuz I’m just that good at Twitter …. So here is a picture of her thong…insignificant, uninteresting, useeles but for some reason good enough to put on the site…which is saying a lot about the kind of guy I am…luckily no one is listening…

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Some Tits on TV of the Day

For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore… Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV… Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless…. Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless…. Here’s Melissa Stephens in Californication… Here’s Addison TImlin in Californication….

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