Tarantino fell. Who fucking cares. It is more fun if the person who falls is wearing a skirt and no panties….cuz at least that way we can fantasize about raping them. I’m just kidding. Rape fantsies are weird…especially when looking at pics of Tarantino falling on his face….
If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a daughter…I’d want to ride her titties to the top like I was Joe Simpson, Britney Spears Dad and every other trashy dad with a dream of getting out of the hell he’s living via his daughter’s genitals…Unfortunately for me, I only have still births. To See The Rest of the Pics…. Follow THis LInk
Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.
Here’s Angela Simmons, who you may know as Rev. Run’s daughter, who is out proving just how spiritual and of god her family is, by wearing the skimpiest bikini her black ass could squeeze into….you know cuz Rev. Run is full of fucking shit, and probably fucked on his wife, fucked with drugs, fucked groupies, fucked over partners, fucked over many fucking things while fucking them, cuz that’s what being half of Run DMC is all about…depsite his preachy bullshit he spews on the internet…bullshit proven by his attention whoring daughter….who I know if I was a Rev, I’d make sure the bitch didn’t fuck up my hustle by doing shit like this, cuit would take away the little credibility I had…. All this to say, I wish I had her uncle’s adult lisp to use on this young bitch….you know slipping the bikini bottoms to the side…and digging in…cuz I like her and wanna taste her.
I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it….. But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not… Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that… Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up….. I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is… Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure… I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month… No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks…. and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster… Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey…. The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…
For the Michelle Pfeiffer fans, don’t worry, there’s nothing to worry about here, Zac Efforn is not rubbing his hard cock against her ass like she’s some kind of bath house patron looking for a husband for the night, he is usually a bottom, so when he gets up behind a bitch, he freezes up and doesn’t know what to do, so boners won’t be violating your woman who can get blind gay men hard because once the period stops, the clit enlarges, the mustache grows out, the pheromones released aren’t all that womanly…not to mention she’s all glamourous and fags flock to that shit… Either way, here she is losing her gender on set slowly as the estrogen fades…and I’m posting it cuz she’s still Michelle Pfeiffer and she still has a vagina…even if it’s a little cold, dryer and dead than it used to be…
It’s Friday….what better way to celebrate the fact that you may or may not have two days off…depending on whether you actually have a full time job…and not just McDonald’s shift work cuz it’s all you are skilled enough for….than with a video of a girl who is clearly a little thick….practicing for the black guys she wants to get fucked by…cuz white guy just don’t make her feel like enough of a whore….I guess she figures if she takes this to the stripclub, or even the night club, or even the local KFC on 2 dollar chicken night, she’ll get swarmed by a famous rapper who will take her on tour as his whore ass back-up dancer….cuz that’s what all white girls dream about…It’s true. This Friday is about dreams… Enjoy…
I like something about Georgia May Jagger , I find her kinda hot or at least interesting looking, and I’ve decided to make it my life work to document her every move, at least until I get bored of that or forget that I set out to document her every move… So I figured it is only fitting to show this very important day in her life, because these pictures from yesterday may be the first or second time Mick Jagger has ever spent any time with her since she was first born…He’s a busy man, with a lot of kids and model women, give him a fucking break, I’m sure her inheritance and expense account will make up for lost time, or maybe even her fucking model career that only exists cuz her dad is Mick Jagger and that’s marketable enough to put her in fashion magazines, ungrateful cunt, smell that nepotism….she could be 4 foot 11 and 300 lbs like my wife and still get the cover of Nylon Magazine, or other try hard hipster fashionista shit….its like just being a rockstar daughter is all it takes…as I anxiously await the sex tape…
I haven’t decided if I run this site because I am fascinated by bitches who get naked or half naked or even fuck on camera like little porn whores cuz I am a pervert and love pussy – or if I am fascinated that being a naked or half naked or even a fuck on camera whore is all it takes to get famous or noticed these days…It’s like we are that desperate and unhappy in the pussy we get to fuck…that we turn to this trash to get off…even though there are millions of hotter bitches out there…they just aren’t morally devoid and willing to sell themselves like the hookers they are…making them boring in comparison to trash like Karissa Shannon and I think what it comes down to is that I need to spend less time figuring out this obvious quest for fame hustle and spend more time staring at her great ass…cuz really that’s about all the substance she’s got and that substance happens to be pretty alright to loook at, even if she’s embarrassing on all levels… It still amazes me that these low level bitches with very little to offer other than a good body and a willingness to get naked or fucked on camera get attention for it…It’s like are we that desperate
I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose…. Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls… All this to say….I love leggings Follow This Link to See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK