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Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I spent the better part of the other day watching some girl load her car while wearing leggings that I assume she had no idea were faded, stretched out and fucking see through…okay maybe it wasn’t the better part of the day…but it was at least 45 seconds that I was capable of putting in slow motion and dragging out to feel like my day had purpose…. Unfortunately, that bitch who I was staring at, full ass crack and all, was not Amanda Seyfried, not that that crossed my mind at the time, I’m just saying that today, cuz these pics of Amanda Seyfried came out, and I feel like it woulda been more fun to creep on her asshole instead of that random french girls… All this to say….I love leggings Follow This Link to See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

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Creepy Thong Through Leggings of the Day

I wonder what brought this cameraman to a place where a handfull of girls were stopped and looking at something long enough for him to use his trusty pervert camera to capture a pair of America Apparely leggings, not quite good enough quality to cover up the bitches thong, but wherever it was it shows his level of commitment to his perversion and that’s something worth celebrating by laughing at how creepy his work is….this dude walks around videotaping random bitches and posts it to the internet…hilarious….but what’s even better is that this girl has some sixth sense and feels the creepy eyes are watching without realizing it as she adjusts her shirt…kinda like when you feel someone is watching you and they usually are…only documented….This pervert vider is easily a 4 on 10.

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Bam Margera Was Caught Cheating on His Wife with a 17 Year Old of the Day

Who cares, 17 year olds have tighter pussies than the mom of your children, it’s a natural thing to do when the opportunity arises, and when you’re Bam Margera, the star of Jackass, your fan base is pretty much all 17 year old girls, and when you’re Bam Margera, someone who doesn’t act like he wants to get old and serious about life while jerking off as Johnny Knoxville shits in his mouth and that fat one punches him out all on top of the pile of money they’ve made, next to the collection of 100,000 dollar cars he has, he doesn’t really have to….As someone who has banged 17 year old girls cuz it is legal here, and this picture was taken in Canada, where it is legal, I say let the fucker have his fun, stop trying to cockblock him with your rules, and marriage vows….His wife would have never found out about this if it wasn’t for you, stupid internet….And she shoulda known better than to get involved with a dude like this, but for all the perks of getting involved with a dude like this like fun, money, big houses and movie premieres should be enough to overlook the obvious sticking his dick in young sluts….Canada always ruins people with their temptation and sluts who are easily star struck and even more willing to let the world know of their groupie pussy getting owned…True story….. Fuckin’ Miners Like He is Chile….

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Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard. Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Kelly Brook’s Vagina is a Panteater of the Day

I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me …or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….

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Kate Walsh Humping her Car Door While Showing Off Leg of the Day

I am only posting these pictures because it looked liked Kate Walsh was humping her car door. Yes. In the event you really had to wonder, my life is so pathetic that I imagine women I don’t know who happen to be in paparazzi pictures humping their car doors while wearing shorts or a skirt I am trying to look up and showing off their ginger pussy haired legs….I’m weird…. In More Important News – Frasier’s Kayte Walsh’s nipple poppoed out of her bikini, she’s the other Kayte Walsh- the more important one Follow This Link

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JWOWW’s Past is as Classy as I Expected of the Day

Is this really a surprise to any of you? Isn’t this the exact same as how she acts now? If it is a surprise, you are an idiot and clearly don’t watch Jersey Shore or more importantly understand the psychology of a girl who gets breast implants who isn’t a breast cancer survivor. They are always sluts who become even sluttier with their newly purchased tits…you know all of a suddent ready to flash in a Girls Gone Wild episode, or do a wet T-Shirt contest on spring breaks, cuz the tits are more like a new car, than part of them….something to show off…something they worked so hard to be able to show up…something that will lead to money making and male attention and that if she’s not stripping professionally, she’s getting as close as possible…So these pictures are pretty fucking expected and who cares…Jersey Shore sucks and this 2008 shit isn’t hot to me…it’s just fucking obvious and trashy and I always hated that…I prefer my trash more subtle. This is so fucking textbook fratboy it is fucking boring.

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Holly Branson Flashes Cooch of the Day

Based on these pictures, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Holly Branson is not a virgin, despite Virgin giving her the life you only dream of, with billion dollar trust funds and probably one of the coolest dads, who for some reason raised some trash that’s trying to Paris Hilton with her dyed hair, going to clubs and shit…cuz this is the generation of sex tapes and pussy flashes to be cheap famous to differentiate yourself from the cool media empire your dad created, even though without that media empire, or your dad, you’d just be flashing your cooch at the college bar unless of course this is just a good timing on the paparazzi’s part, in which case I take it back…. Either way, she’s got what looks like a great ass and I want to be her personal assistant….I take great notes with my tongue…as long as the pad I’m writing on is moist and fleshy…

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SI 2011 Have Another Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Here’s another press wall for the SI 2011 Swimsuit promo tour with a lot of the models you can see naked in the magazine…..I’m riding this shit out as hard as SI is… Some looked like strippers. Some looked like pornstars. Some looked like prom dates. Some looked like beauty pageant girls. Some looked liked they were ripping lines of heroin in the bathroom. Some looked like they just got off the boat. All were worth fucking….and I wasn’t invited. I did one of these yesterday , here’s another one….different day, different dresses, same pussy… Ayssa Miller Jessica Gomes Damarais Lewis Esti Ginzburg Kate Upton Chrissy Teigan Genevieve Morton Shannon Click Cintia Dicker Bruna Schmitz Anne V Brooklyn Decker Izabel Goulart Kenza Fourati Jessica White is Black Irina Shayk

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