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Ryan Seacrest Pretends He’s Not Gay of the Day

If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool… Pics via Bauer

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Katie Price and Her New Face Show Off Her Body of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her… Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times… Pics via Bauer

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some recent bikini pics of Sofia Vergara and they are fuckin’ huge….at least her tits are…I figure there’s nothing worth getting excited for when you see a South American hooker with the dumbest sized tits I’ve seen since walking by the projects this morning and a braless native who was drunk and probably birthed a dozen kids gave me a toothless smile, but then again that bitch wasn’t the total package, and I’m not sure this Vergara bitch is, but I do know that she knows how to suck dick proper, cuz immigrants don’t get on hit shows all that easy, and sometimes that, coupled with big fucking tits, is enough to get a huge male fanbase…and here are the pics… To see the rest of the pictures – follow this link GO

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Carrie Underwood Legs Go on Her Honeymoon of the Day

The only thing exciting about these pictures of Carrie Underwood and her new husband at the airport is that they are about to leave on their honeymoon…and the hot thing about honeymoon’s is the amount of dick her pussy is going to get over the next week or two when she’s knee deep in romance and smitten with the fact that some dude just locked into her and promised to never leave her..Seriously, if you want to see a pussy at her best level of performing, it happens when you marry them, or when you break their heart and they want you to realize what you are missing….she may even give him anal for the first time cuz she figures it’s gotta happen sometime since they are married even though all it really takes is a lenghty divorce process to get out of the shit, one that she’ll finance with all her singer money, and he can just move onto the next pussy willing cuz there’s a lot of it out there…cuz that’s just how life works..and her legs in these shorts look pretty alright too….especially for someone about to allow herself to be treated like a fucking whore only instead of paying her by the hour he just made false promises…and made her feel secure enough to show her best…Goodtimes… Pics via Bauer

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Whitney Port Razor Burn Pussy of the Day

Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills…. I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.

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Imogen Thomas Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Imogen Thomas is so fucking useless that I don’t even think she knows what she does, but she does have big fat tits. Sure they are fake, but she’s British and apparently all trashy British chicks are still up on this whole implant thing, while the rest of the world is over them…which is probably because all British men are faggots, you can tell by their accents, and faggots, especially when in the closet, always go nuts over tits cuz they think that’s what actual straight dudes are like, when really all straight dudes care about is getting our dicks as wet as Imogen’s underwear in this shoot that is probably really old, but new to me, and worth lookin at, which brings up a very important question and that’s what the fuck kind of name is Imogen…and when you think about that, here are some pics from a photoshoot I can assume she didn’t get paid to do cuz no one cares about her or her stupid robot sounding name…

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Ashley Greene Knows People Are Watching Her of the Day

I guess there’s nothing wrong with milking the fact that all eyes are on you cuz you’re part of the biggest fucking thing to hit hollywood there is and for some reason everyone thinks you’re the fucking hottest….This is the shit little kid dreams are fucking made of, and when you go to all the trouble of getting there, you might as well fucking play it up….so Here is Ashley Greene and her exposed stomach in little shorts doing what she’s supposed to…hopefully next time around there will be more pussy lip. Pics via Bauer

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Stephanie Pratt Shitty See Thru of the Day

At Stephanie Pratt’s level of fame – which is pretty much having no level of fame – other than being the pussy her bottom feeding brother learned to fuck on back when they were just crazy teenagers and their parents were out of town, she should know that if she’s gonna make an appearance that she wants to get noticed for, she should do it wearing pants with a hole in the crotch so the world can see the cunt Spencer used to cum all over and may still cum over, cuz everything else about him is bullshit and she’s the only thing that’s real….Step it up… Pics via Fame

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Kristin Cavallari Grocery Shopping in Leggings of the Day

You’d think at Kristin Cavallari’s level of success she’d be able to hire herself a Mexican to do her groceries for her, but then again she’s not really at any level of fame, and would probably be better off getting a perverted mexican to do it in exchange for dirty panties he can take home and fuck, and I know just the right person ready for that job, me. Seriously, something about seeing a bitch doing errands when she could pay someone 30 dollars to do it for her is fucking hot to me, probably cuz the last time my wife went to an actual grocery store, she was asked to leave for making out with the baked goods or some shit…cuz she’s fat, lazy and really into food. Pics via Fame

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Kendra Wilkinson Shitty Implant has a Shitty See Through of the Day

Here are some shitty see thru pictures of a pig of a woman trying to hang onto the little fame she had from getting naked in a magazine. I am surprised people even bother with her because her limbs are short and her head is big and midget-like and that is generally a turn off to the average dude, but for some reason she’s made it….and by make it I mean she’s got to a place where releasing a sex tape was needed for revival, even if it wasn’t the best sex tape …at least it was of her when she was 18 and worth fucking cuz midget-like or not, 18 is always hot…it’s a general rule in life… Get KendraExposed Pics via Fame

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