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Paris Hilton in Some See Thru Bullshit of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals… Pics via Fame

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“Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump Topless in Some Movie of the Day

If you’re wondering where “Young Jenny” from Forrest Gump is now, you know after all these years of waiting for the day you can see her aged enough that jerking off to her isn’t creepy, your search is officially over, cuz she’s doing what all young girls should be doing and that’s getting topless in movies I’ve never heard of like this weirdness called Happiness Runs… Here are the clips….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Hanna_Hall-happiness-Runs-1.flv

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Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head…. On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

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Conrad Murray’s Wife in her Bikini of the Day

Since TMZ writes about this guy so much that I feel like I am supposed to care who the fuck he is and wonder whether he killed Michael Jackson or not, when I really couldn’t care less about these black people issues, especially when they are white collar black person issues, but that was before I saw his baby momma Nicole Alvarez aand her ripped body in a bikini…something that always makes me care….and here are the pics…to keep it all gully…. Pics via Fame

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Conrad Murray’s Wife in her Bikini of the Day

Mila Kunis Stuffs her Face with Watermelon on Set of the Day

I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you. I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking. Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago. It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean…. I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’… Pics via Bauer

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Crazy Facebook Ass of the Day

I used to have a feature on the site I called “stepFAME” where I’d basically find some random chick and either put her on blast, that’s mainstream hip hop talk for rip into her for being a cunt, or I’d focus on how hot the bitch was, and I always ended the post with the line “I made you famous, bitch”….I am thinking about bringing it back, and I’m starting with this hispanic ass from Facebook that’s just bananas… So Vensea Tica Linda…I just made you famous bitch….if you are in fact a real person….even though I think this is some fake profile designed to lure boys into sending nude pics…but I am postin it anyway…even though she looks 15…..but I don’t think 15 year olds have asses like this…or post them to Facebook, so maybe she’s just got a young face…. To See Her Profile Follow This Link GO

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Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face. I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you…. Pics via Fame

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Ashley Greene Does the Gym of the Day

All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag. Pics via Fame

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One Degree of Kevin Bacon Shows Her Bra of the Day

I never understood why yuppies in the 90s used to play “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” at their shitty dinner parties. It was a stupid fucking concept that I am sure even they hated playing but pretended they liked….cuz that’s just how the world works…a series of white washed misery…But I do know that when we’re talking about old whores showing off their bras, I don’t mind playing the shit, but I’m only clever enough to go one degree in so here is his wife…and that’s all the game playing you’ll get out of me…cuz games of any variety except sexual have always made me feel like some kind of asshole every time I play them….and the people who try to get me to play them always say “you think you’re too cool” and it is really nothing to do with feeling “too cool” for anything and more to do with not liking to intentionally feel like an idiot…. Pics via Fame

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RIP Motherfucker the Janine Lindemulder Sex Appeal Edition of the Day

Anyone else who remembers jerking off to Janine in all her lesbian pornos back in the 90s wanting to take those romantic moments back? I know I do cuz this shit is fucking scary…. She seriously turned into a fucking monster, not that I find any pornstars hot to begin with, but some manage to be worth cumming to when there’s nothing else available to jerk off to, especially in a time before facebook profile pictures, and Janine happened to be one of those people despite always having a hard manly face, back before taking dick to stay competitive and using her body as a horrible tattoo artist’s sketchbook and prison and I guess it is all because she didn’t have a daddy growing up, or if she did, he stuck his dick in her and really who cares, I just saw the pics and felt I needed to post an RIP Motherfucker to her sex appeal she once had…. The only thing really interesting about her is not that she is raising kids, but that Sandra Bullock’s pussy is tainted by her porno pussy, cuz Sandra doesn’t care about where her husband stuck his dick, cuz Sandra Bullock, despite popular belief, is a dirty little slut pig. Pics via Fame

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