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Christina Hendricks Tit in GQ of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know who this Christina Hendricks chick is, I just know she has fat tits and I guess that’s all you really need…but then again, maybe she’s being talked about cuz of the likliness of her pussy hair being bright orange, like some kind of circus clown without a fucking circus…and after recenly getting over a lifelong fear fueled by total disgust of gingers and their orange pubic hair against their pale white skin….that’s gotta be why people are talking about her….or maybe that’s just my wishful thinking that the plight of the red head freak will end….cuz I’m pretty sure people care cuz of her tits… Either way, she did GQ, enjoy.

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Josh Brolin Does Stepfathering Right of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since the site is called DrunkenStepfather and was originally a semi-anonymous site about lusting over my stepdaughters because they were pretty much 18 and not my own kids, they lived with me and ran around naked like they were my own kids, they’d tan topless and I’d overhear them talking about getting off with guys, but instead of being part of that, I was stuck with their fat, useless mother who caused me more grief than I ever expected, but also provided for me with this lavish lifestyle of a one-room apartment cuz her pig-self thinks it’s okay to go on disability for her diabetes, sleep apnea, inability to walk….and I think it’s okay to ride that shit to the top…. So as a tribute to the man I used to be, I like to cover as much stepparenting that comes my way, and here’s Josh Brolin at an event escorted by his stepdaughter I can assume he wants to fuck, cuz I know I want to fuck her, but after a few drinks, he could be escorting a donkey out to pasture and I’d have a fucking boner, not cuz I know who Josh Brolin is or because I’m his best fan ever, but because anything is better than the hell I am living… But enough about me, here are the pics. Sure, they may not be hot on the surface, but what’s going on behind the scenes is…

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My New Gilfriend is Singing to Me of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a new crush and it is on this crazy fucking bitch from Youtube who I guess thinks she’s some kind of performing artist, but who I think has to be a comedian, because after spending the last 3 days watching everyone of her youtube videos on repeat, I’ve come to the conclusion that it has to be a joke, but I could be wrong…maybe that’s just what she wants me to think it is….cuz I know after polluting myself with this amazingness obsessively…I can’t really put two coherent thoughts together….I just know I want to buy her CD and I want to buy it now…she’s brainwashed me and that’s why I wrote her this email: I am really liking your videos and wanted to know how I could book you to play my party. It is taking place in my bedroom and the stage is my face…You are talent. With Love, Jesus Martinez DrunkenStepfather.com She hasn’t answered yet…but not enough people know this talent and even if my heart is broken by her neglect…at least she’s left me the gift of song to touch my soul and she can’t take that away from me…

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Bar Refaeli Tits with Leo of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli is one of the hotter girls in the world. She’s the kind of hot girl who I humor myself by talking to fake profiles pretending to be her on twitter and facebook, you know to make me feel like she’s into me, even though I know it isn’t her….She is the reason I masturbate to memories of a Jewish girl I once got with…she wasn’t quite as put together as Bar Refaeli, if anything she happened to be very fucking disgusting…like a hairy little troll that has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with the good Jewish girls being too busy getting with respectable people…so I was stuck with this bitch wh was so hairy that her vagina was like a pillow in her panties, her face like an accidenteed Sarah Jessica Parker and her mustache made for a perfect place to cum, since it held my orgasm there better than hairless skin, kinda like putting sand on an icy step… So here is Bar Refaeli properly representing Israel and her tits with her longterm boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio at a party I wasn’t invited to because I was too busy with my fist up my wife’s ass and pussy, it’s her new thing…cuz it is the only way she feels anything….while I remain more and more dead on the inside with every thrust….

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Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that… Pics via Bauer

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Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This bitch has won the lottery. All she has to do to collect is put up with Simon Cowell and make the motherfucker think she is real down with everything he does, stroking his ego properly, using her American Idol make-up artist skills to make dude feel pretty, you know giving him constant blowjobs, and sucking up to him almost hypnotizing him into thinking this is something his self-involved self could stick with forever, so that he marries her officially…cuz we all know she got into celebrity make-up artistry to meet celebrities, land one, and hopefully get him to commit so that she lives the good life and I am sure Cowell isn’t her first run with someone rich and famous, he just happens to be the richest and the only one dumb enough to marry the social climbing, gold digging, whore. There are a few rules I’ve learned in fucking whores. The first is that no matter how good they are at manipulating you into getting repeat business, never exclusively go to them, cuz the second you are sucked the fuck in, they own your fucking ass and you might as well just take off your condom and sign over your life to her…only to get broken 6 months down the line when you catch her doing the same thing to someone else, cuz it’s all she knows. Pics via Bauer

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Jackass 3D is the Biggest Thing in 3D Movies Ever of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Part of me find the Jackass guys irritating as fuck, another part of me remembers reading how to make LSD in a bathtub thanks to Big Brother magazine back in 1994, and realizes these motherfuckers are innovators. They live the good life. They are pushing 45 and still pulling crazy stunts bored teenagers do in suburbia only they take it to the next level, and this time around it happens to be in 3D and despite them not paying me to plug this, I find the whole thing pretty genius…. I want to thank hot pussy Bridget Tobin from Facebook and her hot pussy for posting this on Facebook to keep me in the loop of what’s going on in pop culture. I wanna fuck your face, pussy and ass equally, momma.

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Queen Latifah and Her Lesbian Lover in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the kind of shit is what ruins all lesbian fantasies….Enjoy. Pics via Bauer

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Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me. Pics via Bauer

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