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Victoria Silvstedt Picks Her Whore Ass of the Day

I find it funny that I get hate mail cuz I hate this washed up Playboy bitch who hasn’t done anything relevant since the 90s. It’s like virgin losers just can’t let go of the pussy they once jerked off to. I get that she’s got 90s sex appeal and that if I was into that look in the 90s, I probably would have liked her, I just generally avoid these obvious cunts who are crying for attention. I like my pornstars to be the “sleepers” or the girls you’d never expect to like licking asshole while taking your cum on their face…. I find it funny that these virigins get made at me for calling her a whore, when she’s pretty much made the last 5 years possible thanks to a being the public mistress to some midget Greek Billionaire you woulda thought was a circus performer before striking gold. When it’s pretty obvious the only pussy he gets is paid for…. I guess it just reminds me that the people in the world just aren’t well at least not mentally…..But at least she’s done her creepy fans a service by keeping her end of the deal and maintained this body well into her 40s. So here she is picking her whore ass cuz whore asses need to get picked a lot more often than non-whore ass due to rash and other inconveniences that come with the job of selling her motherfucking body….and remember girls, you can have this life too, all you need is some hair bleach and some 5,000 dollar tits…it really is that easy… To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex of the Day

Here’s the kissy-kissy trailer for some Darren Aronofsky movie where Natalie Portman is fighting to take the lead role in some NYC production of Swan Lake, only to be upstaged by Mila Kunis who the company director falls for, and some how they end up fucking or at least kissing, in some lesbian fatal attraction cuz girls are crazy and catty and hate each other despite pretending to be best friends in insanity that would make me quit ballet all together, but I just can’t cuz it is so pornographic, you know these ballet bitches in all their flat chested, flexible, little body in a leotard riding their cunt glory, with their communism and mail order bride status are just too hard to resist…but if they really wanted this movie to succeed, it should have be set on a resort during spring break, no one cares about ballet, not even people who do ballet, they are just looking for a ticket to America. Seriously, boring. But Mila Kunis is a dream – so it all works out in the end.

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Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Have Sex of the Day

Jennifer Garner Shitty See Through of the Day

Jennifer Garner is boring. She was never the girl in movies I wanted to fuck. See I don’t think seeing her naked, now that she’s a mom, would be of interest to me, even if she was laying there grabbing Ben Affleck’s balls as his cock is getting shoved down Matt Damon’s throat, sure I’d look, but I’d want to ask why they didn’t choose a hotter girl for the role, so I don’t know why I am posting these pictures of her in what could be a see through like it is a big deal….cuz anything she’s into isn’t a big deal…even if it’s sitting in her bathroom applying cream to J.Lo brand herpes…Affleck got back in his drinking days, before becoming a boring family man…

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Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit. So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago… These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Britney Spears Looks Crazy in Shorts of the Day

I feel like Britney Spears is this emotionally unstable mess thanks to being wrecked by everyone around her at a young age and now those same people are feeding her pills to shut her the fuck up and glass over her eyes so she doesn’t do anything crazy, like an autistic kid or some shit who you feed candy so he doesn’t freak the fuck out, cuz it is the only thing that soothes him and keeps him relaxed and calm, only instead of candy it’s blended coffee drink, and knowing all this makes it so fucking hot to see, cuz without her handlers and her frap, she’s naked, screaming and smearing shit on her bedroom walls cuz she thinks fecal art is the only art, or what I like to call, the best sex ever….cuz fucking crazy people is the best kind of fucking…especially when they are popstars… So here is her hot mom ass in shorts making me horny for another mental breakdown episode I can masturbate to.

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Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…

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Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard…. So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate…. Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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Everyday Stripper of the Day

I have always said that all girls are fucking strippers, some just aren’t as confident as others to do the shit in public, while others have been brainwashed to think that stripping is bad, so that when they do it, they feel all dirty and wrong, like Jesus is watching over them judging. I have also always said that all girls are whores and that some just work for money, while other’s work for status and lifestyle, but the core of it is all the fucking self-involved, out for personal gain, using your pussy to get ahead same. I am not a scientist, but assume it’s gotta do with evolution and instincts that we’ve tried to repress all these years of “ciilization”…. That said, every once in a while, enough drugs makes one of these bitches who is on the fence tap into her instinct and you get public stripping in a place where strippers don’t work. I’ve seen it at least 5 times at bars. I’ve seen it on the street. I’ve even seen it at the stripclub when four 18 year olds on vacation thought it’d be a good idea to ask the DJ to try stripping…it is cuz girls of all shapes and all sizes are attention seeking whores…and if titties are involved, even fat lesbian titties with nasty pussy, I’m ok with it….if anything, it’s the one thing I love in the world…which is saying a lot for someone incapable of emotions…

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Sarah Silverman in her One Piece of the Day

This is the worst joke Sarah Silverman has ever made. She looks so bad and I get that sometimes ugly people like to play it up and make a joke out of it since everyone is already feeling awkward and laughing on the inside, but seriously, this is painful…more painful than any annoying fart joke she’s made… I’ve always found this bitch to be a hack. I thought her jokes were obvious and intentional cries for attention, I hated when people gave her credit but worst of all, people actually used to say she was hot and that was just fucking strange…cuz fat guys get pussy with jokes, not the other way around…. To See More Pictures – FOllow This Link GO

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Sarah Silverman in her One Piece of the Day