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J.Lo in a Stolen Medicated Lookin’ Titty Grab Pic of the Day

These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself…. I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture.. Pretty fucking amazing…

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Amy Winehouse Stop Seducing Me of the Day

Amy Winehouse was porn to me back when her skin was flaking off her cuz her immune system shut down….She turned me on when she didn’t sleep or shower for days…back when she was constantly on drugs and was losing her teeth while scaring off the children and more importantly everyone who happened to be near her…so you can imagine what this cleaned up Winehouse with fat tits is doing to me…and that’s pissing me off…because I like my bitches down on their luck, near death, at the rock bottom, cuz it makes me think they are attainable when jerking off to them, this polished, put together Winehouse is looking at me like she know’s she’s too good for me….Instead of with that look of desparation for her next fix….and the whole thing depresses me. Winehouse, bring the nasty rashes and drugged out scenes back…I need it for my sex life…

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Beyonce’s Thickness in Some Crazy Tight Shorts of the Day

Anyone who defends Beyonce by saying she’s got a perfect body or that she’s not fat has to be a chick who is either fatter than Beyonce, or just a feminist who hates how men objectify women. Cuz I can tell that even when this pig is in her shorts that aren’t meant to be this tight, but that ended up this tight, like a pair of spanx, even with spanx underneath that hides her pussy definition cuz she has to squeeze her thighs into anything that fits her upper body, in some kind of ego to scared to size-up at the big and tall store cuz that would mean she’s actually fat, instead of squeezing into these XXLs that look like an unattended peice of muslim luggage ready to explode… There is just no way dudes can look at this, take it seriously, and claim to like it….unless of course they are trying to impress a chick they are trying to fuck, in a “OMG, I know Beyonce is such a natural talent and totally beautiful” during date conversation, hoping for a night that ends in anal sex….of gay and hoping the night ends in anal sex…but never cuz they actually believe it. I just know the real loser in all this is Jay Z. He has to deal with all the bullshit that comes with this fat cunt or at least pretend to when he’s not fucking Rihanna.

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Hot Blonde Chick Waiting for her “DrunkenStepfather” Gets Excited for Me of the Day

Don’t be jealous. You can’t get hot blonde chicks writing your name across their topless stomachs too. All you need to do is launch a website 6 years ago, update it everyday, beg everyone you can for traffic, and promise low level fame in exchange for it…. I am not sure if it is my ego talking, cuz I have pretty low self esteem, thus resulting in no ego, but seeing some hot pussy with my site written on them being is pretty pornographic on some dominance level reminiscent of cumming on a bitch you just met’s face after fucking her without a condom to make sure she remembers you, even though she’s asleep. Or maybe I just like half naked chicks who write on themselves cuz I never had markers as a child, or it could just be that cock teasing whores always fuck with my emotions when they hide their tits and pussy and tell me I can look, but can’t touch cuz I am not worthy….because rejection is all I know… Either way, this was a nice find in my email today, I suggest more of you start sending in shit like this, cuz it is a shortcut to my heart….and penis… Via SOCAL

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Hilary Duff’s Married Whore Ass in Jeans of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Hilary Duff. Not because she’s married, that shit never stops me from wanting to fuck any chick, because I know if played right, every chick is down to fuck….but because she doesn’t look good anymore. I don’t know what kind of abuse her billionaire heir/pro hockey playing husband and his team put her thru, but she’s a fucking battered wreck that would lead me to think hockey stick insertion is part of the equation….sure, it could be the just the common Got Married and gave the fuck up strategy….but I like to think it involves gangbangs. I’m only posting these pictures cuz she looks like a hooker when pulling money out at the ATM, even if hookers never pull money out at ATMS, unless it’s with stolen bank cards….

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Tila Tequila Milking Her Bandaid On of the Day

I don’t know if she’s trying to revive Nelly’s signature bandaid fashion accessory that I always found annoying, or if she’s taking the same approach as my friend with oral herpes who covers up her cold sores cuz she’s embarrassed their evidence she sucked dirty scabby rockstar dick back when she was a groupie and couldn’t turn down the low level act that rolled thru town, despite the scabs on his dick, cuz girls are idiots…. But I do know that she’s just trying to milk this story of getting shit thrown at her at some concert she was miraculously booked at, unfortunately, they didn’t throw ACID or fire that lead her to disfigurment and hospitalization to give her something to actually cry about…. This has been the most airtime she’s got in months, and I just don’t get why she doesn’t just give us what we want and start walking around with her vagina bandaged up or exposed…but instead she’s in pants…I assume that’ll happen when this stunt dries up and the others get ignored… Either way – she’s a fucking joke….

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Tila Tequila’s Crazy Tits of the Day

Don’t get me wrong, I love when a useless whore I can’t stand gets beat the fuck down as much as the next guy, but it annoys me when a useless whore I can’t stand is playing up the fact that she got beat down, even though she didn’t get beat the fuck down, cuz it gets her on TV….it makes me want to see her get taken out back and shot like Old Yeller for being broken and wasting all our fucking time… When is this bitch going to release a sex tape already. It has been her calling for a long fucking time and she’s been ignoring it because she’s done pretty good without it, but the time has fucking come to step up and stop the yard and the fact that she has no shame means it’s on its way…and finally I’ll be able to like her for the midget, asian, fake tit, cunt who once gave me free vodka she is….

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Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes… SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

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Svetlana Lazareva in her Cheap Monday Jeans of the Day

Since I am officially a fashion site now. I figure part of my responsibility to you is to introduce you to lesser known models who happen to have a name that everyone I know uses when mocking hot immigrant pussy…especially when they are pulling some pretty pornographic shots that aren’t pornographic cuz they are shot to indirectly promote some jeans company called Cheap Monday…cuz fashion is pornographic, it just the more socially acceptable variety that doesn’t involve penetration, but still features women getting paid to do virtually nothing half naked, just cuz people like the look of them and the fact that they are willing to get down to a variety of nakedness. Either way, remember this is a Fashion site….I don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea and ruin my chances at Privat Islands and Rolls Royces and Villas in the Mediterranean and whatever else it is that fashion people do.

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Diora Baird’s Prosthetic Nipple in Night of the Demons of the Day

Do you remember Diora Baird? I don’t. It turns out that she was that bitch in Wedding Crashers that everyone freaked out over cuz she has fat tits, but who never really made much of a comeback since. It also turns out that Posts Cleavage Pics on Twitter to Gain Followers and who got fully topless in some Terry Richardson looking photoshoot , so I know them tits are alright…. Her new breakout role is some horror flick called Night of Demons, this is the exclusive trailer that isn’t exclusive to me but to the site I stole it from, cuz like a pirate, I take what I want, you see some titty for half a second, and if you’re horny enough, that’ll be good enough, kinda like memories of the days we all jerked off to scrambled porn. Unfortunately, the tits in the trailer aren’t her actual tits, they are prosthetics, but some of you creeps may be into prosthetics, but in the event you don’t read my posts or click my links…here are the real deal.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Night_Of_The_Demons_2.flv

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