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World’s Shortest Man Dancing Video to Lift Your Spirits of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is old or new, but assume it is new, because the dude is holding the 2011 Wold Record for being the shortest man, which I guess means it’s from the future, but I do know that the world’s shortest man doesn’t look like he is human, he looks more monkey than anything, but he sure as hell knows how to get down… Seriously, I need his dance looped and in every music video the comes out from now til the end of time….it is just that fucking amazing….It’s not only a good way to break up the boring work day….it’s a good way to change your fucking life. WATCH IT.

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Rihanna’s Gutter Body Out in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is fucking garbage. She’s from a poor trashy family on a beautiful Caribbean island. She’s gutter as fuck and the locals told me that the story behind Rihanna was that she was an underage prostitute at the local Karaoke bars…and her tricks landed her a record deal for someone who didn’t want to go to jail. I don’t know how true that is, but it makes fucking sense, especially when you take into account her stupid tattoos and stupid hair that scream standing in line for child support checks to support your 10 illegit kids…. It’s disgusting, she’s done, but you may dig it, cuz she’s in a bikini…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS…. I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life… Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Partying in Paris of the Day

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do. Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills. So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these… Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it. Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….

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Raquel Zimmermann’s Titties for Vogue Nippon of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When I was in High School, Nippon meant the girl in gym class didn’t have a sports bra, but she did have much more developed tits that the other girls, cuz her nipples looked like they were about to rip through her shirt, like my dick was about to rip through my jogging pants, hand it not been 2 inches long…something girls may point and laugh at cuz it gives them no satisfaction, but my life goal was never to get girls off, it was to get myself off, and really if you have 30 bucks, you can pay for pussy approval, while benefitting from all the good small penis problems, like not having embarrasing moments in public. Fuck you. Apparently, Nippon is also a place that has a big enough fashion industry to have their very own Vogue, that books the most Jewish sounding Brazilian model, Raquel Zimmermann, to get in see through shirts….and it’s not a first for her, cuz just last week, Raquel Zimmermann went fully topless for Vogue Spain ….what a slut.

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Naomi Watts Titty and Bush in Mother and Child of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I dont remember ever thinking Naomi Watts was hot….I don’t really remember ever thinking anything about Naomi Watts. Sure I know she’s in movies, but I couldn’t tell you which movie, or what she did, cuz I guess I just never really noticed her, cuz she probably wasn’t doing Pussy Puppet shows, and she definitely isn’t now, but she is showing some full frontal for half a second, which I am sure is enough time for you assholes….Enjoy. Here is some other girl in the movie getting fucked…which is lovely if watching this kind of tame shit is your thing…

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Kelly Osbourne Porns It Up of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Don’t get me wrong, saying Kelly Osbourne is “Porning” it up doesn’t mean she’s doing a good thing. I don’t Kelly Osbourne in any circumstance that involves her having sex is doing a good thing, except maybe when the closet case willing to fuck her cuz she’s not built like the other girls who totally turn him off cuz they are hot realizes that he’s gay and pussy isn’t for him….but that doesn’t really count… She’s skinny, she’s got blonde hair, she’s got her same old half retarded looking face she can than her dad’s half retarded, drug abused sperm for, and she looks like someone I just say getting railed by two black guys with cocks the size of a forearm, and really her look wasn’t what I’d call very pretty….if you know what I mean, and if you don’t, it’s that most porn chicks are fucking vile and Kelly Osborne, no matter what she does, is mostly fucking vile – here are the pics…. I may be disgusted by Kelly Osbourne, but I’m always down for her sister Joan…her lyrics really speak to me….

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Jessica Alba Needs to Go Back to Pregnancy of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done. Irrelevant and hated by all men for ruining herself with that whole hole in condom trick that brought her a kid that will never let her man Cash Warren leave her…. Remember, with irrelevance comes sex tapes….not that you want to see the mangled mom pussy, but I know I do….for reasons deeper than seeing a mangled mom pussy….and those reasons are that she had a no-nudity clause and I need to be reminded that when push comes to shove, all women are whores….even mothers trying to get noticed again….

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Sophie Turner’s Ridiculous Ass in a See Thru Dress of the Day

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her. She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done everything in her power to look like a pornstar, from fake tits, to fake ass, to ideally a fake pussy, so you don’t have to get your dick dirty when you pay her the 400 dollars to fuck her on camera….unfortunately she didn’t use a Lawyer for the lawsuit, but instead her PR person, who wasn’t even smart enough to sign off as a fake lawyer, making the whole cry for fame kinda funny…. It’s like she’s an aspiring Shauna Sand…. The most fun fact about Shauna Sand impersonator Sophie Turner is that a model she worked with sent me this email last month that I never bothered with, but it is relevant today: Hey, I see that u really hate sophie turner! So let me tell u more about this pornstar-bitch-whore or whatever u wanna call her!!!! She is married and has a child! She just claims to be a fucking single! And she is not 26 years old! HAHA that’s so funny! I TELL U she is 29 years old! She was born 1981! Or yeah and by the way she puts paddings in her butt to make it look bigger….! That bitch is just ridiculous! Oh shit…Scandal…here she is in a see through dress…showing off her ass….and plastic surgery hacked up whore face…Goodtimes…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Hide Her Lazy Ass of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

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