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Jessica Simpson Slims Down, Still Fat of the Day

I don’t understand how this happened…Maybe her last dress where she looked like a tank made her look fat cuz of her big tits, or more likely she wore padding so that two weeks later she could do a big reveal and be like “See I’m not that fat”, or maybe she’s been ace bandaged up so that she doesn’t look as fat as she is….I do know that whatever it was all for attention cuz that’s how bitch gets paid….and I also know a fat bitch squeezed properly has the ability to have awesome tit while feeling like a doughy piece of shit… Either way, she’s still fat, she’s just pulling some optical illusions and here is her fat chick cleavage, because aside from her legacy making her good enough cuz of who she once was and her money, her tits are all she has going for her…

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Stephanie Pratt Holding Down Her Dress of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is doing us a favor by holding down her ridiculously obnoxious dress during Fashion Week in NYC, because I know that this pussy was made with the same cum that made her brother Spencer…and that she’s just a bottom fame whore pig like he is…because they were raised in the same shitty home…. Sure, I like all pussy that is flashed my way and I generally don’t hate on a pussy because of its background, siblings, whether her dad raped it or not…I don’t even care if the pussy has too much clit hood, too much lip than it should…I just appreciate the beautiful moment where wind took over and shared it with the world…But I think anything that created Spencer Pratt has gotta be poison and bitch should be executed by genetic association to what could be the biggest terrorist in America today…. She is the devil by association, and other than being skinny, she’s also pretty fucking ugly…we will see this bitch in Sex Tapes in the near future…I can tell irrelevance is gonna hit her harder than she thought it would.. All this to say, Thank God the smut called The Hills got cancelled.

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Malin Ackerman Fuckin’ Hot in Details of the Day

I never really had a thing for Malin Ackerman, mainly because she hasn’t invited me out to hang, and I have no idea really what she’s like as a person, I just saw her in Watchmen with a bunch of virgin losers who thought she was fucking amazing, and tried to take their lead as I do sometimes to connect with my fanbase….but kinda forgot about her…. Then today, I got these pictures of her from Details in my inbox, and I was pretty much blown away. They are fucking hot. Maybe it’s cuz I love amateur porn and this grainy shit reminds me of the time I did construction and found a box full of sleazy pics in a box in the wall that I spend months jerking off to….or maybe they are just fucking hot… Good work Details…they are taking magazine pictures where they are supposed to be taken…. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link GO

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Chelsea Handler Tits from an Early in her Career Sex Tape of the DAy

I’ve seen the Chelsea Handler show a few times, she’s kinda funny sometimes, at least she is for a few minutes before getting annoying as fuck…I generally don’t find funny bitches hot and Chelsea handler is definitely not hot…but she did shoot a sex tape when she was coming up, cuz that’s what whores desperate for fame do…. I know that most people on TV, have had to suck dick to get ahead. I know that it takes a lot of work, networking and hustle to get from being a useless waitress to hosting her own show. So this sex tape is hardly a surprise….I could tell she was a whore. I know that she probably doesn’t care, cuz her shit worked out for her, she doesn’t wait tables anymore and this sex tape is probably going to propel her to another level…. Unfortunately, RadarOnline is Sucking Egotastic dick and gave him the exclusive. I have had serious hatred for Egotastic over the years because it was my URL that I let some virgin loser web programmer register for me back when I didn’t know how to use a computer….6 months after I started this site, the motherfucker released that site, used his geek virgin nerd skills, stole my content and pictures, and got linked everywhere, cuz my site was too smutty. He ended up making millions off the shit, when he sold it to Buzz Media, while I still live in the same shithole apartment returning cans to buy beer, like the loser I fucking am, making everytime I visit that site a reminder how I fucked up and how I got fucked over, and how I could be living the good life in private islands if only I was a virgin loser… But since that cocksucker doesn’t own the shit anymore, I’ve decided to steal their tagged pictures, cuz there are tits in them…. I don’t even know if this is actually her… To Watch a clip from her sex tape of her practicing her shitty, obvious, boring stand-up,that didn’t get her famous cuz she had to suck dick to get there….Follow this link GO

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Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity…. It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today… Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

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Ashley Greene Hasn’t Figured it Out Yet of the Day

Just when I thought Miley Cyrus strategy to get noticed was going to rub off on Ashley Greene, I have to be reminded just how boring this cunt is. Seriously, Miley showed her that if they wear see through shirts , or if they pretend to make out , everyone will be happy cuz two decent looking girls, who are way too popular for their own good, or for their own talent levels, will be doing something scandalous…..and that excites people…but instead Ashley Greene is back to her old bullshit of wearing normal clothes and doing normal things like walking, cuz she’s just cocky and thinks nothing will stand in the way of her and her Twilight fame, a fame she doesn’t think she has to cheapen herself for, but the good news is that all fads die and there will be a time soon enough when she’s scrambling for those glory days cuz she played it off all fucking wrong….

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Trashy Lookign Sluts at a Fashion Show of the Day

This is some bitch named Tinsley Mortimer, who apparently is from the south, has a rich father and landed her own TV show that I have never seen, and she’s doing the Richie Rich fashion show that Pam Anderson usually does semi topless , because I assume Richie Rich thought it would be clever to get rich girls to be his models, cuz he is clever like that….even though being named Rich, having a clothing company called Richie Rich, and featuring Rich girls as models is obvious, the dude was a club kid who did a lot of drugs in the 90s, give him some credit for not dying of AIDS, or ending up washed up on the street corner sucking dick for his next hit, while now he can just suck dick for the sheer enjoyment of sucking dick. That felt dirty to write…so wrong… Here is some rich pussy and other idiots in what could be lingerie…..but is definitely boring…played out…and annoying…Just be happy I didn’t put the pictures of Ellen on the Runaway…cuz there is nothing hot about Ellen…ever….no matter how how the pussy she digs her whore lesbian tongue into….

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Miranda Kerr in Some Bikini Pictures of Victoria’s Secret of the Day

These are supposed to be new, but all these bikini catalog shots look the fucking same, so I don’t fucking know when they are from, because unlike you, I don’t keep tabs on the model number of the bathing suits a bitch is wearing in the pictures I jerk off to, not that I jerk off to catalog bikini pictures, but I can only assume you do…. Old or new, they are still of a pretty hot bikini model doing what she gets paid tons of money to do and I guess that makes her better at wearing bikinis than all the other bitches in the world who do it for free, but I am not really too sure about that…I just know it’s good enough for my shitty standards and apparently for Victoria’s Secret….so here are the pics…

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Miranda Kerr in Some Bikini Pictures of Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Heidi Montag Staged Bikini Pics So You Don’t Forget Her of the Day

Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have…. That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics… The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world… I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously…. The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer….. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Holly Madison’s Twitter Tits of the Day

I don’t think you should get excited or even notice when a useless Playboy whore is showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini. It’s like bitch is known for being naked, before distracting us from that by getting her own TV show….but the core of her is the fact that she gets naked for money…and the core of Playboy is booking this stripper looking girls with fake tits…like it was the fucking 1990s…when we’ve all moved on from that fantasy… I am mad at myself for posting this obvious attempt to get twitter followers…even though when bitch is a fucking slut who gets naked for money and she’s not getting naked for her fans when it’s her job…she’s failed…. These should be pictures of her giving a pussy puppet show like the whore she is….and I’m not just saying that cuz I think all girls are whores….she’s pretty much proven it by everything about her career….but I got nothing better to put pictures of so here it is…

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