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Megan Fox is Boring at Milan Fashion Week of the Day

Megan Fox is trying to class it up, look sophisticated, like she’s the next Angelina Jolie, despite the fact her Brad Pitt is a loser and career is on a downward slope each year and new wrinkle that goes by…. I think this whole marriage thing has destroyed Megan Fox. I get the psychology behind what David from 90210 did, which is pretty much caught her when she was young and no one really knew who she was, seduce her with his 90201 guy she wanted to fuck growing up fame, and win her over with a big older cock that the guys she fucked to date had nothing on, only to hit big, and realize everyone wanted to fuck her, cuz there was a time she gave the best handjobs a man could give himself, and David from 90210 stepped up and made her feel like he was the only guy who could actually love her…since he was there from the start…good timing, good hustle, but I don’t really give him credit since he could spend all his time working this scam since he wasn’t out working like other guys…. I guess if you are into Megan Fox, you are dealing with her demise pretty well, based on these shitty fucking pictures of her…that fall from the top is pretty hard on her, yet fucking warranted…cuz I’ve seen more exiting outfits on elderly people in the park… Anyway you dice her story, I know one thing….this should all end in a very graphic and dirty sex tape….otherwise they should partake in a murder suicide pact, cuz there’s no other reason for them to be living…not that you care. She fucking sucks….even as the slutty secretary…

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HBOobs on Boardwalk Empire’s Second Episode of the Day

The second episode of the Atlantic City show on HBO was on last night and obviously there was a little tit, cuz that’s the whole point of HBO, and we like it, cuz otherwise, people would just watch Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or some shit instead… I don’t like commitment, so I don’t like TV because I get sucked into shows and I don’t have a TV to keep on top of the shit and I have to go to my creepy neighbor’s house to watch….so I realized it’s better to just ignore the shit….and wait for the tit scenes to hit the internet the next day…as that’s all that’s really important to me anyway… I don’t know the cast, but you can IMDB the shit and figure it out on your own…and if you are interested, here’s the Nudity on Boardwalk Empire from last week…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Boardwalk_Empire_425.flv

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Terrry Richardson’s Got Boring with this Natasha Poly Shoot of the Day

I have felt the pressure of going mainstream to make real money. I’ve just stupidly been a hippie about shit and said that I’m much happier not making money and posting pictures of nipples…pretty much turning everyone off this site from advertisers, link partners, etc. I know you don’t care about that, but I’ve got a point…Terry Richardson has the opposite problem, because he used seedy, sleazy, erotic shit and his dad’s connections to get known in the fashion world, and once the fashion world bit and decided to pay him stupid money, his pics when standard, uninpsired, point and shoot without the smuttiness, so whenever I see his corporate shit, I think he’s a fucking sell out who sucks…and I guess he’s thinking “look how much money I made off these idiots, I can buy a helicopter and a private jet”….reminding me that I fucking suck at pretty much everything I set my mind to, which in turn keeps me going…. Here are some Natasha Poly bitch posing stupidly for some magazine…..and if you look closely at it, like it was a magic eye poster, you may even see nipple…

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Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation. You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow. I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born…. He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass…. Puff Daddy Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation. You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow. I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born…. He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….

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Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape. I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching…. I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend… That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect…. But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that…. Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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Courtney Love Fake Tit Cleavage of the Day

There was a time Courtney Love was my friend. She followed me on TWITTER where she also ignored my questions about the shape and color of her vagina lips, my request for a sketch of her vagina, a description of her vagina in 10 words or less, and pretty much any other message I sent her before she stopped following me on Twitter …and went back to not knowing who the fuck I was…. Here she is showing off some tit. Looking a lot less gutter than I like for my alledged drug addict, muderers, turned popstar who managed to crawl her way back into the gutter and pull herself out of it with Cobain’s money….and really who cares…I just know she’s showing off tit, showered and not looking as good as she normally does, but that’s just cuz I have a gutter girl fetish…

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Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that… Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats…. But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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Nicole Richie’s Mom Nipple Cheating in a Bikini of the Day

I have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Good Charlotte sisters. I am really not sure where that problem started or why, because they hit the music scene long after I knew what a music scene was, cuz I was not a teenage girl – and I was nottrying to sleep with one….and even if I was, I would have avoided their mainstream smut as hard as I could…. For some reason, their suburban punk with their strategic tattoos, and the fact that I was convinced they used to fuck each other cuz they felt it was just next level twin masturbation, used to really irritate me….for no reason other than they fucking sucked… I also have a pretty deep rooted hatred for Nicole Richie. Not only is she a worthless unwanted baby of some groupie trash who pawned her off to live the good life with Lionel, but she’s also a rude little cunt. She killed DJ AM, she blocked me on twitter, she used to have no sense of humor when I’d prank call her, and she just fucking sucks….She’s a troll, she’s not hot, she’s not interesting, she does nothing with her privileged life but waste space….she just fucking sucks…. So when I heard she was in Mexico with a new man, I was happy, because it meant maybe Good Charlotte will kill himself for his failure as a dad….but then realized that I hate her equally and can only hope before Good Charlotte kills himself, he brings her down too…only to discover she’s with Sam Ronson, another crackhead who totally turned on me after she used to text me all the time for press and call me up to hang when she was in Montreal…..adding a third layer to this ugly, irrelevant, rich kids who don’t do anything important, love triangle, that I hope also ends in bloodshed….. But she was in her bikini, and I do see her mom nipple I doubt her kid sucked on….cuz that’s too much work for Nicole Richie’s laziness…these people are all fucking trash…I hate giving them attention that makes them feel relevant… To see more shitty pics of Nicole Richie’s shitty body in a shitty bikini cuz she’s shitty…Follow this link GO

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Bianca Balti in Some Lacy Shit for Vogue Germany of the Day

I should call this site “Fashion Porn” because there’s this real grey area between porn and fashion….sure bitches in fashion don’t get fucked on camera, don’t masturbate on camera, don’t fist, shit and piss on each other on camera, don’t use strap-ons or get their faces fucked, but they do get topless, sometimes naked, often times in see-thru shirts, and the quality of their pussy, despite probably being dirtier than porn pussy, since there’s no regulations on model partying scenester coked up genitals, and they don’t have to get monthly STD test, they just look like they are a lot cleaner and a lot less damaged and a lot more luxurious even if they have the same morals and values of getting paid to show off their bodies…. and really…who cares…here’s Bianca Balti, some Italian model, looking pretty alright….even though she’s a mom and these pics are tame…

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Chiara Atik is the Miserable Fucking Cunt of the Day

This troll is Chiara Atik. She’s some trying to be snarky cuz she’s ugly New York “writer” who lives off her parents trying to get her career on track and who wishes she could be like the bitches on Sex and the City, but she’s just too fucking ugly for that. This is her Ugly Cunt Bio….. A playwright and blogger from San Diego, California, and a graduate of NYU’s Department of Dramatic Writing. Chiara prides herself on being able to secretly text message without ever taking her phone out of her pocket or breaking eye contact. She is also the (self-proclaimed) world’s leading expert on The Sound Of Music. We all know the good thing about miserable, monster looking bitches, who clearly can’t afford cosmetic dental surgery or a gym membership is that they put out, hoping that maybe one motherfucker will accidentally knock them up and be forced to stick around….but they never do…they just ignore her calls and pretend shit never happened….which is good for her cuz she can channel it into her inspired blogs that my uneducated French stepdaughter could do a better job writing….It also allows her to run to her fag friend, cuz straight guys smell her ugly desperation from a mile away, to complain about the one night stands that never pan out, knowing her miserable life would be so much better if only her fag wasn’t gay. Send this ugly pig a message of facebook , maybe donate 5 dollars for her new teeth fund, she’ll probably try marry you, cuz that’s just what this kind of 3 week old kitchen fucking garbage nobody wants of a person does….but I think you should just encourage her to kill herself by making her feel like the worthless human I know she knows she is…because behind this fake smile is a sad girl who looks in the mirror and sees just how ugly she is…and who knows how she’s failed as a person on so many level…and that this act isn’t going to last for ever..and her sucking at life is just gonna make her throw in the fucking towel…. Chiara Atik. Thank god you work behind your computer, because Halloween only comes one day a year and the market for Goblins isn’t so lucrative….and no one pays for feces…..You are the ugly pussy of the day. No body wants you and your career is a joke cuz no one reads what you write since no one takes ugly people seriously. You don’t exist. Kill yourself. UPDATE: Apparently her name “Atik” was given to her because that’s where she was found after her biological parents locked her in an attic for the first 10 years of her life, and really, if that came out of my womb, I’d do the same. SECOND UPDATE: The reason for this post is because this bitch tried to bring down a dear friend of mine, and when people fuck with my friends, I do everything in my power to lead them to suicide. She is not good at her job. I’ll leave it at that.

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