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Mandy Moore for Old Times of the Day

Do you remember when everyone was Mandy Moore Obsessed. You know when she was under 18 and everyone thought she was the fucking future. People would write about her, guys would masturbate to her…then she turned 18 and Wilmer Valderama christened her into adulthood with his spanish seduction skills and love for young pussy, then a series of dudes like Andy Roddick would play tennis on her pussy and DJ AM would scratch records on her pussy as she faded into obscurity cuz she was boring….She just couldn’t keep her audience sucked in cuz she just wasn’t a big enough attention seeking slut….but unlike DJ AM, she’s still alive and I am posting these recent pics of her for old times and for the virgin loser dudes who have a hard time moving on from celebrity crushes cuz virgin loser dudes are generaly pretty OCD….

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

This bitch is exactly like every stripper I’ve ever met. She’ll get naked, or dresses slutty and desirable, or put on heels and lace for a movie role, when she’s getting paid stupid money, but in her everyday life, bitch just fucking sucks and walk around unshowered, sloppy and looking like she just spent the last month camping. Despite liking me some stinky, dirty, unshowered pussy every once in a while, cuz it’s got more flavor, it’s not something I generally jerk off to…especially when it’s Hollywood, since there are enough unshowered disgusting bitches in my everyday life…. Amanda Seyfried, even when in stupid costume, annoys me…because she just doesn’t try unless she’s getting paid, and that may be good work ethic, but it’s not the way celebrities are supposed to act, and I don’t think she’s talented enough to reinvent our expectations and the whole thing just pisses me the fuck off, I like bitches who are whores to their core, attention seeking and insecure, not just sloppy twats comfortable being seen in their pig-state cuz they think it’s cool not to care, especially when they make stupid much money cuz we pay to see her shit…it’s a total lack of respect and Amanda Seyfried half naked or not irritates the fuck out of me.

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Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

Katy Perry’s Tits in Latex For BBC Radio 1 Bullshit of the Day

Katy Perry wears latex outfits cuz it is the only material strong enough to keep her gunt in and make her titties pop…that’s one of the reasons why shit is sold in sex shops and is considered “fetish” gear….the other reason is that dudes like the way their cum drips off it…something I’ve never quite ever cared about…but this one dude I know did enough to save up his money to buy one of this dresses to keep in his closet that he’d insist girls he brought wear…since he was paying them they’d do it…crackwhores don’t care about disgusting…but when I walked in on him wearing it….I realized the fetish had gone too far…the same feeling I have for Katy Perry’s career….and now her bullshit relationship to a homosexual for publicity cuz all dudes from England are gay…if they weren’t they wouldn’t have that faggy accent….that statement may be false, but Russell Brand just fuckin irritates me…but unfortunately for us…Katy Perry’s tits don’t…so with all my hating comes something positive about her…and as much as it hurts me to say that…her tits make it all ok.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leather Pants of the Day

I just posted pictures of Hilary Duff Sucking In Leather Pants , so I figured I’d take another stab at pictures of pussy in leather pants to get our fix for the day, since the last were so disappointing…. So here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio showing us how leather pants lose their appeal when the paparazzi who takes the pictures doesn’t get into the photography process and get her to crawl around on all fours so we can see her ass and beaver in all it’s snug pant glory…. She’s a fucking bikini model and would probably have been more than happy to do something from behind and to show the world she still has a body cuz you gotta when that’s your line of work and you just had a kid….but instead these lazy immigrant motherfuckers just snapped her off with no real effort to make these as good as they could be….and I guess this is just further proof why the paparazzi get no respect…cuz they aren’t failed photography students trying to make a difference, but instead assholes from other countries with a camera trying to make a buck. Boring…cuz these leather pants had so much potential and now all I have to work with is thinking about how hot, clammy, stinky, sweaty, drippy, amazing her ravaged mom pussy was after a night of dancing in these pants that don’t breathe….and I hate having to rely on fantasies…I am lazy and like shit in picture already set up for me…girl are more about pouring a hot bubble bath and lighting candles imagining “The Rock” inside them after a day of horseback riding…but dudes don’t have that kind of patience…we just need the fuckin’ content in our face and shoved down our throats…and this isn’t doin’ it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leather Pants of the Day

Halle Berry’s Tits in a Proper Shirt of the Day

Whether Halle Berry is the whitest black girl, or the blackest white girl, making her cum in as some Paki colored camel fucking slut who broke out of her hijab or not, she’s got great full tits. Maybe it’s one of those genetic mash-ups that’s left her the winner cuz there is no way these tits were not involved in her successes, but more importantly, there’s no way her mixed race but white upbringing wasn’t involved in her success either, cuz Hollywood studios need a black lead, but they just don’t feel like getting Star Jones or a real black chick up on the shit, and figure a black raised white will understand authority better making Halle Berry play up her blackness and paying her off in Academy Awards…but black like this is designed for white dudes to jerk off too…while real black is just heaven. I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve never been with a black girl because they scare me. But I think about it at least every second day even though I know their tits aren’t quite like Halle Berry’s perfection. I read National Geographic, I’ve even jerked off to that tribal shit, I know what’s up…

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Rihanna’s Clown Hair Continues of the Day

The only reason I like Rihanna is because some Barbados people I know told me that she was a 15 year old hooker at a karaoke bar who fucked with the right dude and ended up “Rihanna” the shanty goddess of the music industry…I figure her story teaches girls much needed lessons in life… I also like Rihanna because I know she’s falling from the top and I know she’s been replaces with other garbage music…cuz these pop stars with no substance and no soul are easily replaced and fogotten….so seeing her struggle to stay on top is gonna be entertaining…. But none of that positivity towards her can take away from my hatred of her and everything her thick cunt ass in leather pants does or is associated with…not excluding her crying to the police and ruining Chris Brown’s career after starting up with him out of crazy cunt jealousy… If the devil exists…I’m pretty sure he is Rihanna… To See Her New Album Cover…An album we hope is the nail in the coffin of her career…and by we I mean I….Where She’s Making Whore Blowjob faces she used to get her fame gig back when she was hooking in Barbados Karaoke bars at 14…Follow this link… GO

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Jamie Lee Curtis for the Hermaphrodite Fetishists of the Day

The problem with most hermaphrodites is that their dual genitals don’t really live to see the light of day….except maybe on the internet back in the 90s when shocking pics of freaks was my daily entertainment….because parents generally get the male reproduction organs taken out, hormone therapy turned the fuck on, so that their little bi-gendered monster lives a normal life…. Now I’m not sure about this Jamie Lee Curtis myth being truth, but it makes sense considering her features are manly, her tits are fake, her body is boxy, her baby is adopted, so I’m gonna say all signs point to that it is……but it doesn’t really matter…as long as you believe it is…and you get off to that kind of thing…than these pictures are close enough… I’ve never met an official tranny who admitted to being a tranny in life…I did meet a girl who claimed she was as we were fucking…her pussy was a little external and her clit did look a little like a dick…but I’ll just stick to that she was telling a joke…cuz that sits better with my sexuality…. So here are some Horror Queen tits, 30 years later, in some fitness top that may or may not have once had a penis….but that might as well have once had a penis…cuz they are not…

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Ashley Greene in a Solid Publicity Stunt of the Day

From Twilight to movies with Miley Cyrus to the Jonas Brothers, this twat knows what to attach herself to to get buzz, just go for the two biggest and overhyped things 15 year old girls are masturbating to, because that way she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone but Joe Jonas, provided he’s not gay and just frotning’ to get press too….So that she can continue to be boring as fuck as she walks around fully clothed not giving me boners, even when her vagina is eager as it tries to eat her thick denim jeans… I hate this bitch, she fucking sucks and I hate you and all your 15 year old friends and family who make her think she’s got staying power…puttin her in this lazy, stagnant, plateau of boring… This is some serious fake love…let’s just hope the end comes up faster than she realizes, leaving her with roles that require her naked, cuz I’m ready for her to redeem herself with nudity, trying to get back to where she once was….cuz wherever she’s at now makes me wanna take a nap…

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Australia Next Top Model Fail of the Day

This is hysterical….not sure when it hit, but I saw this today and laughed cuz it proves that models really are as fucking dumb as you’d expect…this seriously just kills me….especially when the winner, who was actually the loser, comforts the host…wow….what an amazing disaster….

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Hayden Panettiere and her Boyfriend’s Awkward Sex of the Day

I don’t know…I’ve done the math on this one and I can’t quite figure out how the fuck goes down in their bedroom, but I have concluded it’s a circus act I’d be willing to watch…He must destroy her pussy…that’s probably why she’s so smitten…I mean she’s in heels and hardly reaches his nipple…this is so fucking unnatural..it’s like when you hear about a Great Dane knocking up a Pug or some shit…too weird for the fucking nature channel…that’s for fucking sure…

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