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Emma Watson Flashes Her Twat on the Today Show of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken….I don’t even know if you can see her wizard twat…I just know that if you are into her…than you probably do because Emma Watson fans are fucking weirdos who are a little too into things – if you know what I mean…. And if you don’t – watch this video…. To See The Rest of the Pic – Follow This Link GO

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Blake Lively’s Tits in a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Blake Lively’s figured out a good way to make me forget how awkward lookin’ her face looks, sure the strategy is pretty fucking obvious and has been used by so many tits before her, but when you wear your tits out like this, it’s like you don’t even have a face….and for Blake Lively, that’s a good thing….cuz she looks like the weird girl from elementary school who likes reading and who is allergic to peanuts…. I know she does okay with her face cuz girls love all girls they envy or think are nice, I have known girls who tell me some of the ugliest shit is beautiful because it is on a hit show they wish they were livin, or cuz the media tells them, and straight guys, despite being willing to fuck a bitch cuz she’s better than nothing doesn’t really care how stupid a bitch looks, and that push up bras isn’t necessarily key to her existance as this fashion icon, but I think it helps, mainly cuz I like lookin at tits.

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian is standing next to a tall bitch painted silver, but I think it’s a mistake…this is the reason fat chicks need to be photographed with people who are either way fatter than them, or alone but next next oversized couches, chairs or other props to make us think the bitch isn’t a fucking tractor trailer of a pussy….the second they slip up and give us an actual thing to compare them to, like this tall thin model who Kim Kardashian is a foot shorter and a foot wider than, the world learns how short and thick her body is…but luckily for her and the success of Snooki, people apparently like this kind of body, despite how small it makes your penis look while trying to enter them, because I guess fat bitches are more comfortable to cry on and less likely to leave you for lack of physical ability but more importantly cuz no one wants a fat bitch…

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Some Pussy at the AMAs of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

It amazes me that people refer to this site as porn, smut, trash, garbage, or all the other horrible things people who don’t appreciate my shitty financial situation, my bitterness towards my fat wife, my alcoholism and other addictions, including a love for all things grimey, disgusting and perverted, trying to add some enjoyment to my life by objectifying pussy and imagining myself playing with it, all while shitting on celebs who live an undeserved good life….say. Because I’m posting the latest Berdorf and Goodman Resort collection pictures featuring Eniko Mihalik, my new favorite bikini/lingerie model I’ve barely ever heard of, so as far as I’m concerned I’m pretty fucking classy as I imagine her rubbing her trimmed red pubic hair on my testicles…provided she can find them….I’m high fucking society, at least I want to be with this whore…especially if it involves that shit I hear rich dudes get high class escorts to do,….

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Lindsey Vonn Does the Sharon Stone of the Day

I live in Canada. I have lived in ski country Canada. I am pretty much an expert on skiing pussy and that is that the best kind of skiing pussy is the kind who is there on a ski trip, whether with family, friends, or school. The kind of girl who thinks it would be fun and ends up on the bunny hill all day, before spending the night in the ski bar getting wasted, soaking in hot tubs and all that other good stuff. The professional skiing bitches are the worst kind of ski pussy. I’m not talking about weekend instructors who are there to party and fuck, but the racing chicks, you see in the tight outfits training, with goggle tans and legs the size of tree trunks, tits as beefed up as a male body builder, full thickness that allows them to hit their ridiculous speeds. They are never hot or dainty and are really just like dude. So when I saw Olympic Lindsey Vonn doing the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, I couldn’t get into it, cuz I know when she uncrosses her legs, her rugged ski pussy is something I don’t ever want to see. I saw Ladybug, I know how these things work….

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Islam Teaches us How To Beat Your Wife of the DAy

I am the first to admit I’ve been slacking today. It’s noon and this is my first post of the day, but I have a good reason….I was learning from worldly religions what the holy way to beat my wife is….because up until this point I was just doing it cuz I hated the bitch…but I knew there was I higher purpose, I was just lost and now I am found, enlightened and I hope you are too…. So now I know what Allah wants me to do when my pussy says no to sex and really for whenever she gets out of line and I know not to break bones or hit her in the face and I am a better person for it. I may not be Muslim, but with rules like this, it’s pretty tempting. It just seems so current and with the times you know, all those laws that give women rights is so backwards…and dated…these dudes really get what its about….. That said….this is insane. I can’t believe this in on TV. Who the fuck are these people and if they get their own religion, can I get one that involves all night drunken sex parties and legal prostitution? It’s crazy. They say French is the language of love, but by the sounds of this, I’d say arab is a close second…it’s just so romantic sounding…like a bitch getting throat fucked….

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Christina Aguilera Looks Like Shit in Some Pormo Pics of the Day

Christina Aguilera is in the same movie as Cher and she has clearly allowed herself to be very influenced by the bitch. Maybe it had to do with Cher’s impact on the music world, her longevity in the industry, her success in the Gay market, the condition of her body in her 60s, or the fact that she’s got a lesbian turned dude daughter/son which is a world Christina Aguilera’s been rumored to exploring with lesbian turned dude Samantha Ronson…. I just know that she must have hired her stylist or plastic surgeon or make up artist cuz she looks like a fucking monster…just like her Den Mother Cher… All tis to say, that this is not the Aguilera I used to imagine being a genie in a cage in a basement I only feed once a week to keep her weak enough not to fight while I try to feed her other things

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Pam Anderson’s Stupid Fake Tits Do India of the Day

I figure India has enough problems without giving them hepatitis and by Hepatitis I mean Pamela Anderson….but I guess Pamela Anderson’s PR team is working hard to find markets that aren’t bored of her or disgusted by her disgustingness and India came into the mix….maybe it’s one of those “Russia Likes Levis” jeans back in the 80s situation, or David Hasselhoff is big in Germany as a musician kinda deals, where shit is behind the curve and doesn’t quite make sense why it would be happening now, unless of course it was a take what they can get on India’s side of things, but I think it comes down to the fact that I’ve been on the bus next to Indians (dots not feathers), on very hot days, and it’s safe to say Pam Anderson’s pussy scent will feel right at home…like it’s gone back to see it’s curry fish scented relatives and I guess it all is starting to make sense….

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Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

I wonder how many people masturbated to this performance as Good Morning America was on and they were eating the cereal before work. I am thinking at least one person. I am surprised that TV allows this kind of gutter prostitute smut on so early in the morning, especially network TV. I mean aren’t these the same people who censored Elvis for just shaking his hips. This pig is pretty much fucking the microphone and using the sounds of her pussy drip as part of her bead. I like anything that involves tits, sex, pussy or dick….but TV doesn’t, it’s against the Christian way, and the Christians run America…. I guess I am just bitter that I post these pics and videos and advertisers call me a porn site, when shit is straight off your fucking TV screen on a show owned by a billion dollar corporation.. The rich get richer and the poor become popstars named Rihanna…. The world makes no sense. Here is a clip of her uneducated ghetto ass trying to seduce in shitty fucking video….I’m loving her white back-up dancer – shit reminds me of the entertainment at a Bat Mitzvah….So good….

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Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day