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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Bensimon. She is a nobody. I just know shehas this irritating persona, she is on a low quality shitty concept TV show, she is living off her ex-husband she probably married for money’ alimony checks, and she’s even kept his last name, in efforts to associate her whore pussy with something that may be respected or prestigious in her little stupid world. Her middle aged hard yet weird shaped body she works so hard for when she’s not getting plastic surgery to hold onto her youth cuz she’s got nothing else going on and all the time in the world and pretty much anything about her disgusts me…. I’m all for being lazy, unemployed, living off other people, doing as little as possible to get by, I mean I do the same thing as this bitch, only on a much smaller scale, cuz my wife has real welfare budget, so I can only get 5-10 dollars a day out of her, but it’s practically the same hustle, I’m just not as high maintenance, fancy or obnoxious as this shit. Here she is in a bikini.

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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Here are some grimey pictures, probably shot by Terry Richardson, of Rihanna showing off her gutter tattoos in her underwear like the gutter trash she is and I like it…. I don’t know, I’m inconsistent with this bitch, I went through a period where i thought she was hot when she was doing the pop tart thing, then I started hating her after she sold out her man for putting her in her place, and her shit became more and more fucking dull to me, but then she performed on TV, she tapped into her island, raised in a shanty to a garbage man, sucking off dudes at 14, woulda been a mom of 12 if she never left hustle. I keep playing that American Music Awards dance routine out and whenever I hear the song I see the shit… As far as I’m concerned, she’s back, for now. TO Watch the Rihanna AMA Performance That Made me Fall in Love FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are her GQ pics doing good enough for me…

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Jessica Whites Big Tits Aren’t White of the Day

Here is crazy Jessica White, some busty SI model who was recently arrested for throwing down with some bitch and pulling her hair, probably because they were fighting over the same pro Athlete, leading to many fantasies for many people, because recently, I discovered people jerk off to chick’s fighting and don’t find it really fucking frightening like I do…and who really cares about her personal life, when we can just stare at her tits in this see-through outfit while ignoring her gutter lookin’ crackwhore lookin’ mom of 8 kids with different daddies face…. Here is her 2009 SI Body Painted Video…for old times….

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Jessica Whites Big Tits Aren’t White of the Day

Katy Perry Thick Uterus and Caked-On Face of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed like a trophy. A horrible, caked-on make-up to cover her acne scars trophy. With a sloppy looking body trophy no one wants. I don’t get how she is already muff-gunted even though she hasn’t even had kids in her fake publicity stunt marriage. I am totally uninterested in her. She’s a talentless hag and she’s fooled her way into celebrity by getting titty fucked and suckin’ dick, typical Christian girl behavior, but I find the whole thing fucking boring. I just wanted to put that out there.

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Jessica Simpson is Still Fat of the Day

This just in. Jessica Simpson is still fat. Unfortunatley, not fat for me to not be down to fuck, and I hate fat chicks, but I can easily rationalize it, since anything next to my wife looks skinny….end of story.

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TV Commercial to Masturbate To of the Day

I don’t know why this commercial turns me on, I think it has to do with loving gutter drugged up pussy with herpes on both sets of lips….cuz that kind of emotional damage, from a wholesome girl with everything going for her, to some bad smelling, diseased, totally unstable and insane….maybe even scary…pussy has a desperation like none other. I’m talking 5 dollar blowjobs to strangers for a hit…and with scabs on her mouth like that…who wouldn’t pay 5 dollarsfor a piece of that….seems like a fuckin’ deal.

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Nicole Richie Pickin’ Her Whore Ass of the Day

I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ…. I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night. I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown. That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either. I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.

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Ashley Greene, I’m onto You of the Day

I have nothing to say about Ashley Green, other than that I am onto her little scam and I don’t like it. She’s attached herself to a couple of the biggest things in teenage popculture. Twilight and the Jonas brothers and now she doesn’t have to work it for the cameras like a little attention seeking slut…cuz her attention seeking slut behavior was properly chanlled and distributed amongst the right people who put her in a power position where she doesn’t have to pull out tit, panty, or sex tapes….and the only happiness I have in all this is knowing that in order to get attached to two of the biggest things in teenage popculutre, bitch had to be a serious fucking dirtbag whore…..so I know she’s got it in her…no matter how celibate those cunt dudes are in interviews or on camera….there is now way they aren’t passing this twat around making her lick all their asses while they jerk off on her face….but I’d prefer if she was doing it for us all to see…I guess we’ll just have to wait til those things become irrelevant and she gets hungry for what she once had…It really is just a question of patience, but I still feel scammed….when someone makes the kind of money she makes…the public is entitled to something in return and not just shitty cleavage pics, I’m talking something substantial….She sucks.

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Anne Hathaway’s Tits & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Tiny Gay Penis in Love and Other Drugs of the Day

I used to think Anne Hathaway’s tits were a big deal. Now I don’t. I figure it is because I am desensitized and figure all tits are tits, and I just don’t care, but I guess finally getting to see them fully topless in this movie “Love and Other Drugs” is better than nothing. Maybe even something I’d almost care about if it happened a few years ago when she was just coming up. Unfortunately, they come with Jake Gyllenhaal little, obscure, probably limp cuz girls aren’t Heath Ledger, cock. I have seen this guy in action, he has had me kicked out of a club for making fun of his homosexuality, I have seen him have a hissy fit like a spoiled diva girl, and now I’ve seen his little useless cock. Here are the pics.

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Anne Hathaway’s Tits & Jake Gyllenhaal’s Tiny Gay Penis in Love and Other Drugs of the Day

Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day

It hate Funny or Die. I Hate linking Funny or Die. I hate the marketing manager at Funny or Die. I don’t find Funny or Die funny. I can’t stand Will Farrell or Ricky Bobby or anyone else in their stupid crew and I find their jokes cheap, obvious, idiotic and only interesting because they case celebs to be in them. It is like Saturday Night Live the next generation, when the next generation should have died with Jim Belushi, instead of being this latch on bottom feeding show filled with people embarrassing themselves cuz they aren’t funny. That said, here is Kelly Brook in some cameltoe sketch I assume I’ll hear people quoting, because people are just as stupid as Funny or Die, I mean that is why it exists. I’m doing it for Kelly Brook’s tits and not for the cheap cameltoe joke. I just can’t believe I get flagged a porn site by advertisers, when the real smut is going on next to the AXE banners on here. I hate myself for promoting these cocksuckers. But here it is anyway.

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Kelly Brook’s Cameltoe for Funny or Die of the Day