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Chris Brown Still Gets Pussy of the Day

Let this be a lesson to you….if you beat a bitch down, it will not follow you around forever, because there will always be an insecure bitch dumb enough to believe you’ve changed and that you’d never do it to them, but even more importantly, there are fucked up girls who expect that from their man cuz they know their role. Not that you should care about Chris Brown in any way, other than maybe learning how not to beat up your girlfriend, but then again, I don’t think you can get arrested for beating up your computer screen, since that’s the only ass you really get.

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Christina Aguilera Spilling Out of her Dress of the Day

Where there is old dead nipple , there’s Christina Aguilera’s Whore Tits spilling out of her dress…not quite like the night her married fat ass got knocked up while shooting this movie and her husband was at home totally unsuspecting… She’s old, tired, thick and looks like she belongs in a trailer park. Serious trash that I guess I’d expect to get knocked up by another dude while married…cuz that’s just what her fake tits and shitty hair tells me…

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Christina Aguilera Spilling Out of her Dress of the Day

Christina Aguilera Spilling Out of her Dress of the Day

Where there is old dead nipple , there’s Christina Aguilera’s Whore Tits spilling out of her dress…not quite like the night her married fat ass got knocked up while shooting this movie and her husband was at home totally unsuspecting… She’s old, tired, thick and looks like she belongs in a trailer park. Serious trash that I guess I’d expect to get knocked up by another dude while married…cuz that’s just what her fake tits and shitty hair tells me…

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Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered. It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be… It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

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Christina Aguilera’s Leaked Porn Pics of the Day

She really looks like a cheap grade stripper I’d pay for a lap dance cuz I felt bad that her dreams as a Vegas showgirl didn’t work out for her. She’s been getting bad press for leaving her husband cuz he’s ugly and cuz she cheated on him on set of some shitty movie I will probably end up seeing because their PR tricks are so captivating…. I mean releasing pics, staging divorces and sex scandals. Hollywood is a fucking joke. I believe none of it. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to fuck her for old times….but this washed up chunky garbage is not what I’d be thinking of while doing it….Genie in a bottle baby…gotta rub me the right way…the way I used to rub me when watching your music video before I knew what internet was…. These are too non nude for me to care. If anything they are boring. I like my sexting a litte more vagina spread open…but you can see some x-tina implant nipple.

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Eva Mendes Booty in a Dress of the Day

I am guessing Eva Mendes is in a new movie because she’s all over the motherfucking place. I am guessing she is going to be naked in the movie cuz if the studio wanted a non nude spic pussy to be in the movie, they probably would have booked America Ferrara or some shit. They know Eva Mendes is the girl to go to who gets naked, like sex scenes, cuz she’s just happy to not be working at Wal Mart like so many of her relatives before they got on her payroll. I am guessing she isn’t as motivated to get naked when there aren’t big paychecks associated with the stripdown…cuz her pics aren’t quite as slutty as what you’d expect them to be….she’s a whore like that. Here are some more of her in a tight dress…she’s all over the motherfucker….still not naked enough but I guess good enough cuz I’m wasting my time posting this garbage.

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Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old. The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit. Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.

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Angelina Jolie Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Kathy Griffin in Her Bikini of the Day

Kathy Griffin got into her bikini for some USO bullshit for the troops that didn’t involve her going overseas to do it. I can only assume it was set up to make the troops seriously fucking angy enough to go kill the Arabs for control of Oil to make corrupt policitians richer. Here is a clip of her intro getting booed…..even though the Palin joke was good. It scares me to see how much the troops like Sarah Palin and Jersey shore, I guess if I was out there in high stress environments risking my life for a government that doesn’t care about me I’d be into serious garbage to get me through it. Here is proof that their government doesn’t care about them, comes in these pictures. If there was any respect for these people overseas who can’t be home for the holidays, they wouldn’t throw this half naked into the shit. It’s nice to see this pig get booed, but I hate seeing the troops being exploited by VH1 pretending they care when really all they are doing is trying to get viewers. You know Kathy Griffin is doing this because she wants a bunch of horny dudes to cheer her on cuz she’s not getting that kind of male attention anywhere else in her life…and when else is she going to get the change…Sure she’s not fat, but she is fucking vile looking… Here are a whole lot more pictures of her in a bikini, if you can stomach it GO

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Amber Heard’s Lesbianism has Imppecable Timing of the Day

I always knew lesbianism was pretty serious…cuz every lesbian I’ve ever met has taken things pretty serious. I mean from the first time they reach out to me with some women studies theories, to the emails, to the hateful look in her eye when I meet them in person, all assured me that lesbians have no sense of humor, are on some kind of mission, and are not down to fuck around, especially not with dick…. So serious and uptight from not getting dick like real women, that they always have impecable timing, and I guess that would apply to Amber Heard if she was actually a lesbian, but conveniently, she has a movie coming out December 17th, so her press release hustle is clearly bullshit. Someone’s just trying to get in the media’s eye, and you would too, if your biggest movie was a Seth Rogan move. I love bottom feeders….now here she is in her lesbian bikini for the trailer of this junky bullshit.

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Lingerie Company’s Weird Web Campaign of the Day

I like tits and since I can’t land a fucking advertiser for this garbage website I spend my days writing, I figured I’d write about bullshit ad campaigns these corporations who are trying to take over the internet are running in efforts to be “Viral”. This one is for Canadian lingerie company called La Senza and they’ve created some Christmas piano the makes sounds of moaning pussy in lingerie, something I’ve tried to recreate in my basement, much to the three girl’s I kidnapped disappointment…. I don’t know what that means, but here’s some viral bullshit campaign for you to jerk off to. These fuckers should be paying me. But they aren’t. I’m too porno for a fucking panyt company. Fucking mooching Assholes. To See The Ad Campaign – Follow This Link GO

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Lingerie Company’s Weird Web Campaign of the Day