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Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Amazing Bush for i-D of the Day

I am going through a bush period. I’m talking thick, pillow in her panties, real deal fucking bush that hasn’t been tampered with phase. I’m talking bush so long that when it gets wet it clumbs together in sexual bliss. I fucking love bush. It comes and goes and is directly corelated to the pussy I go down on. You see if I eat out a chick with a nasty matted bush with chunks of god knows what in it, I get turned off bush for a while, and if I go down on a bald bitch and face her meaty cunt that sticks and is flaking from god know’s what, I crave getting back to bush. I think this bush wave has come because I was ready to switch things up. I was bored of bald. If anything bald is lazy. It’s much easier to shave it off than to try to maintain and style it. Just as any balding dude you know. Most strippers and hookers are totally bald. Most girls you meet in bars are totally bald. They think they are suppsed to be thanks to Jersey shore and the only pussy with a little bush was hipster, hippie, or lesbian… It’s not like how it used to be in the 80s and 90s when everyone, from hot to lesbian had bush and I’m glad to see this 23 year old model Abbey Lee bring it. Seriously. Everyone thank i-D magazine for making this happen. Fashion porn is my favorite and my tears from trying to masturbate to this proves it.

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Katy Perry Still Fucking Sucks of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to do posts on Katy Perry. I hate everything about her, including how she spells her fucking name, not because I hate the name Katy, some of my best friend’s are named Katy, it’s just when she does it, I’m convinced it is some bullshit, bottom feeding strategy that she’s using to get more attention to herself. From songs about kissing girls when she is a girl to lure in the young girls and turn the world into lesbians, to her fake marriage to her lying fake husband and everything in between, like the fact that she has no talent, that her body is average at best, sloppy and useless, and that her tits have the ability to win over the public in another bottom feeding way, and for some reason here I am posting the shit. The whole thing depresses me as much as when I catch myself singing it in the shower, good thing I don’t shower very often, otherwise I may have to jump the fuck off a bridge to stop the pain. Here she is not showing off her tits cuz she feels secure in her accomplishments and is getting cocky about what we really care about when it comes to her….cunt.

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Katie Price Has Seen Better Days Which Isn’t Saying Much of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these pictures. I just know that Katie “Jordan” Price has seen better days and I love documenting undeserving bitches who made stupid money cuz she had stupid fake tits and the majority of the population are retard “Bros” who love stupid fake tits cuz tehy think they have to otherwise their frat house or mechanic partners will call them gay, fall from their little empire they built…. Maybe it is strain from raising a retard baby, maybe it’s bad plastic surgery from being insecure and knowing she has no self worth other than her fleeting looks that were never really anything special, maybe it’s drugs and really who fucking cares, she’s practically a nobody….but here are the pics, looking like a battered ex-stripper in the trailer park, so point and laugh if you’re like me and appreciate good failure like a fine wine every now and then/always. I’d just love to see how weathered her old sock of a vagina looks….let’s hope the desperation gets to that level

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Some WWE Wrestler Named Dave Batista’s Daughter Athena’s Sex Tape of the Day

Who the fuck cares. She’s some Snooki looking bitch who looks like every other white trash pussy trying to get a head in some shitty lookin’ sex tape. If I wanted to see a fat chick fuck, I’d just mount my wife like the dog that she is, or even hit up any bar and have my pickings, cuz fat chicks are fucking easy, whether their dad’s are wrestlers or not. Who gives a fuck. I think fucking myself with a sharp object would be more interesting, because at least then I’d feel something other than boredom…you know pain, bleeding, anger, humilation…anything but what I am feeling now. This is so low level bottom feeding, I mean some random wrestler I’ve never hear of’s daughter’s sex tape, that I can only assume it actually is his daughter, and I guess it is in effort to pay the family mortgage, you know since the world has realized that wrestling is fucking homosexual…so homosexual that maybe she should ask her dad how to show her some moves to be a little more exciting on camera with her leg locks and shit…

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Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

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Kirsten Dunst is Still Alive of the Day

The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing…. Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean. Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback… Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…

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Angela Simmons is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I know that Angela Simmons may not be as authentic of a black girl as Precious, you know with that whole being raised fucking rich in a white suburb, when not chillin’ at your mansion on Miami thanks to daddy’s hip hop career and uncle Russell’s adult lisp that inspired him to make big moves cuz it was the only way he was gonna get laid….which means that she’s the kind of black girl you white folk can get with and not be intimidated by because they get you…you know the Halle Berry style that is pretty much like dating some jappy bitch from a private school only with some hair you can’t get wet or it’ll turn into a gremlin…. I like all black girls I know. They are just cool. But the girls I know are pretty gutter and haven’t quite been assimilated into a darker shade of white…but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t teach Run DMC’s kid what working a cotton field was like with my dick. You only think that’s racist cuz you’re racist…I’m just making cultural and historical references assholes. Here she is in a bikini/bathing suit cuz I like bikinis/bathing suits.

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Britney Spears Does the Jon Benet of the Day

I don’t know what these are about, but I do know that they look like they are of Jon Benet Ramsey 20 years later, taken by some Sears caliber photographer….in other words…fuckin awesome…. This is channeling some Courtney Love crackwhore shit that i am sure smells like a little piece of heaven….or what you’d expect it to smell like with your limited budget and the quality of her scabby body… If you know what I mean…pervert.

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Angela Simmons Still On The Beach in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Nothing says hot like a woman in a bathing suit too small for her…you know the kind that makes her look like her circulation has been cut off to her pussy, as her love handle hangs the fuck over the shit like it’s been spending the last few months eating exclusively at Popeye’s chicken like it was Beyonce. This Angela Simmons bitch is everywhere. She lives a real good life on the beach and I wonder if it is money from her allowance Daddy gives her cuz he’s rich or if it’s hush money Uncle Russell gives her for touching her inappropriately. Never trust a man with an Adult Lisp. But do stare at a girl who probably acts whiter than the KKK thanks to suburbs and private schools…and I now you white dudes scared of black pussy but fascinated by black pussy like that…..

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Chris Brown Still Gets Pussy of the Day

Let this be a lesson to you….if you beat a bitch down, it will not follow you around forever, because there will always be an insecure bitch dumb enough to believe you’ve changed and that you’d never do it to them, but even more importantly, there are fucked up girls who expect that from their man cuz they know their role. Not that you should care about Chris Brown in any way, other than maybe learning how not to beat up your girlfriend, but then again, I don’t think you can get arrested for beating up your computer screen, since that’s the only ass you really get.

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