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Tron Jeremy Tron Spoof of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tron Jeremy Tron Spoof of the Day

Tron looks like the biggest piece of shit movie of all fucking time….one definitely worth mocking…. Someone send it this Tron Jeremy spoof, it comes complete with cheesy, obvious, maybe even shitty or weak porn jokes, but it’s a fucking viral video on the internet, what the fuck do you expect. I figured I’d post it because the person who sent it in asked nicely, and because you love Ron Jeremy cuz you relate to ugly, balding, fat dudes and you wish you could pull the pussy he has, making him some kind of idol. Either way, watch it, I have a feeling the frat boy in you that makes the internet work is going to love it.

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Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Niecy Nash and her Fat Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul… It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos. I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Christina Aguilera’s Fat in Pink of the Day

I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all

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Whitney Port in some Bootleg Lingerie Pics of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Whitney Port in some Bootleg Lingerie Pics of the Day

These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters… What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

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Mena Suvari’s Fucked Up Alien Forehead of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Mena Suvari’s Fucked Up Alien Forehead of the Day

Here are some Mena Suvari pics for the alien forehead fetishists….because I know there is at least one motherfucker reading this who jerks off thinking about cumming on a girl’s forehead…who takes his fetish so seriously that he spends his unemployed cuz he is too weird to socialize like a normal person time searching for porn pussy with ample head….but I’m just posting this as an excuse to repost her shitty tits in a recent nude scene . I’m practical like that….you know I take a bad thing and make it better by stripping it down…even thought it’s still fucking bad…thanks to shitty genes…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is Unfortunately in a Revealing Dress of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Gwyneth Paltrow is Unfortunately in a Revealing Dress of the Day

I really have absolutely nothing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I wouldn’t care if this dress magically rotated exposing her weathered mom pussy, even if had a tampon half sticking out of it, or if there was gerbil tail hanging out of it, or even if she had a midget under the dress, strapped to her leg with his arm up in her, because I’ve never had any interest in this bitch. She is ugly. She is boring. There is nothing erotic about her, skin exposed or not…. She is a product of her father, she only got work cuz of her father, she is only famous cuz of her father and if he didn’t hook her up and wasn’t who he was, she’d probably be a secretary or something equally uninteresting that nobody would notice…. So even with her fame, I am a firm believer that she should be ignored, especially with threats like this of her showing off her genitals, and that’s exactly what I am not doing by posting this picture….She’s won this time….. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Hilary Duff Thickness to Start the Day of the Day

I am a pretty inconsistent person. Some people have said that I am unstable, schizo, a sociopath, bipolar and a lot of other shit, but really it’s none of that, sometimes I dig a thick bitch with a thick ass, it’s all womanly and I want to bury myself inside her uterus like I was her husbands semen fertilizing her eggs….but this isn’t a biology class…. Sometimes, I point and laugh at her thickness she accumlated to deal with her homosexual hockey husband in the lockerroom telling stories about Hilary to lure his teammates home to initiate her pussy and the new teammates while he masturbates in the corner….other times I like the fact that she’s a dirty little puck slut who likes to accommodate. Either way, I am feeling these pics….she’s lookin hot, or maybe I am I just horny….who knows…

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Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Amazing Bush for i-D of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Amazing Bush for i-D of the Day

I am going through a bush period. I’m talking thick, pillow in her panties, real deal fucking bush that hasn’t been tampered with phase. I’m talking bush so long that when it gets wet it clumbs together in sexual bliss. I fucking love bush. It comes and goes and is directly corelated to the pussy I go down on. You see if I eat out a chick with a nasty matted bush with chunks of god knows what in it, I get turned off bush for a while, and if I go down on a bald bitch and face her meaty cunt that sticks and is flaking from god know’s what, I crave getting back to bush. I think this bush wave has come because I was ready to switch things up. I was bored of bald. If anything bald is lazy. It’s much easier to shave it off than to try to maintain and style it. Just as any balding dude you know. Most strippers and hookers are totally bald. Most girls you meet in bars are totally bald. They think they are suppsed to be thanks to Jersey shore and the only pussy with a little bush was hipster, hippie, or lesbian… It’s not like how it used to be in the 80s and 90s when everyone, from hot to lesbian had bush and I’m glad to see this 23 year old model Abbey Lee bring it. Seriously. Everyone thank i-D magazine for making this happen. Fashion porn is my favorite and my tears from trying to masturbate to this proves it.

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