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Stephanie Seymour Big in a Bikini of the Day

There’s nothing like a big old model in a bikini that her pussy seems to like the flavor of….spilling out from all angles, I’m talking from mom ass to big ol’ tits….especially when she’s recently divorced….It’s pornography on all levels… So here’s Stephanie Seymour living out my obscure fetish of the day…Thanks.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Christmas is over Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know how they do it in South Africa with your tribal rain dances and shit. But I think it’s time to get with the fucking program. Sure, half naked is good all the time, but when you’re half naked theme is 4 days too late, it’s hard to appreciate the amazing pussy barely being hidden, cuz the timing is all wrong…. Sure, busting out the Christmas lingerie after Christmas is only funny once when you’re dealing with down on her luck hooker could only afford the slutty Santa costume in mid-may cuz it was on sale and that is only amazing cuz you know you’re dealing with a discount pussy who will do everything you need within your budget, I expect more from model pussy… Fuck you Victoria’s Secret. You make too much money and own too much good pussy. I hate you and your made in China shit.

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Candice Swanepoel Christmas is Over Lingerie of the Day

Anna Paquin Takes a Disgusting Jog

It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a jog to make this chick worth fucking. I find Anna Paquin probably one of the least attractive people in Hollywood. I get that she won an Academy award when she was 11, making her some kind of phenomenon, even if the Academy Awards are bullshit….It was enough for them to ignore her obvious flawed everything and give her constant work….one of those actors so good people don’t realize how sick she is….It got so bad that when she came out as a dyke people started getting excited….I mean look at this ass when it is jogging…there is nothing good about this….

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Laura Ramsey, C.C. Sheffield and Nicole Trunfio Toplesss in Somewhere of the Day

Somewhere is some new Sofia “Glad My Dad Did the Godfather and Apocolypse Now” Coppola movie. Here is Party Girl #3, Naked Blonde with Sailor Cap and Woman Getting Haircut in the roles of their lifetime. It isn’t in theaters yet, but I find Sofia “Glad My Dad Did the Godfather and Apocolypse Now” Coppola boring, it’s just got that hipster appeal cuz she was married to Spike Jonze and all those film student, women studies, philosophy and poli-sci cunts in vintage clothing at the coffee shop feel they have to like it cuz they have no identity of their own…I know you know what I mean and I know you are probably wondering why I am ramblin’ on about this shit, when we should be celebrating sluts willing to get topless to launch their careers, it’s a hustle/work ethic/ drive I always appreciate in whores trying to make it, cuz the ones who do it without getting naked, who try to rely on their talent and dad’s connections alone, bore the fuck out of me…. Good hustle girls. Let’s see more of you. Let’s keep it up. I’m your cheerleader….here are the shitty clips now sit on my face in my fantasies cuz life sucks….

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Laura Ramsey, C.C. Sheffield and Nicole Trunfio Toplesss in Somewhere of the Day

Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Good thing I don’t know who this Claire Chazal woman is, because that way I can’t be sad when she finishes melting into the ocean. It’s like some Wizard of Oz shit where you got the gremlin wet after midnight and all that will be left of her is something disgusting, like a pile of decade old semen. I have seen it happen before, these slutty french ex-stripper hot dog stand workers who turn 40 all kinda start to look like this and you are left unable to see past their gaping assholes cuz you know all the dick that asshole took to get that way. Apparently she’s a romance novel, so you can imagine what she’s done to herself to get inspiration for stories, and here are some pics of her doing the whole bikini thing when maybe she’d be better off in a snowsuit, you know for the sake of eroticism…. But I like bikinis……so here she is…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link GO

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Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Pale Nipple of the Day

In my mind, Lindsay Lohan is a Christmas miracle that keeps on giving. I am not talking about her herpes, that is controlled thanks to valtrex. I am talking about her as a person. She just constantly comes out of the woodwork with her amazing fucking tits that I regret not making her show me the time I snuck into some party to hang out with her when she was in Montreal and she was too friendly to get me kicked out, because everything about this girl is amazing, except maybe that she gave me a wrong number and I’ve never been able to reconnect our love at first sight from that lovely night, not that that’s never happened before, the fake number thing is almost obvious…..not that that would ever make me hate this tits…they just always appear when I’m about to forget Lohan….. I just know these are better than Santa Claus.

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Magdalena Frackowiak Nipple in Muse Magazine of the Day

Here is a Polish model named Magdalena Frackowiak showing off her tits because that’s what escaping communism is all about. She was in this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show . She was in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar . She is Probably going to be tits you are going to get to know very well, and that’s substantially better than eating cabbage and waiting in line for rationed bread to feed her juggling bear. It’s nice to see how cultured and knowledgable I am about Poland, but I’m not a University student studying sociology or geography, I like to keep my brain filled up on titties….and here’s my newest addition…

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day

These lingerie photoshoots are repetitive maybe, amazing, obviously. I can’t hate these Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, even though they all look the same, they lack creativity, they are cookie cutter formula where the pussy is interchangeable, but I love this Candice Swanepoel, especially when she is half naked. She is a hero who escaped AIDs in South Africa, to be in an overpaid bitch in a thong all over the internet, showing off her amazing ass, while making me stare at my wife and hate my life because seriously, the fact that she doesn’t look like this, is fucking with my ego and any man who isn’t with a girl who looks like this is a failure. Realize that motherfucker and enjoy your miserable existance that eye candy like this may or may not soften the reality blow….cuz sometimes fantasy can carry you through everything…

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day

Halle Berry’s Baby Carrying Ass of the Day

I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been…. I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

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Cute Girl Burping is a Weird Fetish of the Day

I guess it is just as easy as finding a cute young girl and making her burp disgustingness on camera to hit a million views on Youtube. I wonder if this bitch is gonna be the next Bieber, you know with her own TV show, IMAX movie and record deal….but I have a feeling she’ll be more of a fetish actor…..cuz let’s face it, she already is. Thanks Russia.

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