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Snejana Onopka Topless for Cover Magazine of the Day

This bitch is Ukrainian. Her name is Snejana Onopka. It sounds like a Character is a Dr Seuss book. You probably like that cuz you are weird. She’s showing some tit in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I don’t think tits are a big deal. I never get overly excited about tits because I am a firm believer that tits are tits, but you probably do because you have never had sex with a real person before. I have a feelign when she was the awkwardly tall girl in her high school she probably didn’t think she’d be getting paid to flash her tits like a common whore, only to be called a model to soften the blow that she is a common whore…but then again I don’t know shit about the Ukraine, but I do know a little about communism and that is the sex trade capital…so maybe this was a better escape than some weird fat 60 year old husband in the midwest. Nipples aren’t pornography…especially when they are from a fashion shoot, but I can still jerk off to them if I try hard enough and think of her probably communist, rationed razors, hipster bush….and I’m pretty sure you can too, because you are lonely. Happy New Year….

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Snejana Onopka Topless for Cover Magazine of the Day

Laurie Cholewa in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Laurie Cholewa , she looks a bit like an animal you’d find in the zoo. Her name is some tribal sounding shit you’d find in the jungle. She’s from France and hosts a TV show there and I’m just posting this partially cuz I like the way her bikini bottoms hug her pussy, partially cuz I like her use of cleavage but mainly because I am disappointed that a monkey-lookin’ bitch from France, doesn’t have outrageous public hair creeping out of her bikini from all angles. Big pussy bush is the future of pussy trends and I thought France of all places understood that and never strayed from that…. This is unfortunate, especially for people like me who love some hair on the lip…cuz bikini waxes are fucking cheesy and on some Ed Hardy kick….I think that may have been a puberty hair poem. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Laurie Cholewa in Her Bikini of the Day

Fergie will be in a Bikini Next Week of the Day

I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess…. I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….

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Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz she is just so laid back, and down to earth, and living off her stupid money so that she has a life of retired person and he doesn’t care cuz he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or annoying or not, everyday is fucking Christmas….literally…. She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it…. Erin Wasson Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz he doesn’t care, he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or not, everyday is Christmas, no matter how disgusting she may be cuz she’s so laid back and cool….. She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Who the fuck is Emily Blunt and why aren’t I smoking her….I am not really sure why I am posting these pictures of her in Vogue, it’s not like she’s showing nipple, or half nipple, or quarter nipple or is anything that hot or special. If anything she’s fucking boring. I have posted pictures of her Ass in Leggings a while ago, but that was as uneventful as these pictures leading to me forgetting whot he fuck this twat is. She’s British. She dated Michael Bubles. She is married and those facts combines with these pictures just put the stamp of approval that she pretty much sucks… Lucky for you, I am posting it anyway….

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Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Here is some Russian model I’ve never heard of, I’m not a fashionista and don’t keep track about this shit, I am more about the nudity in fashion than fashion itself. She has apparently been around for a while…She is apparently really happy about the fall of communism….but most importantly she’s apparently showing nipple, something that keeps me reading Vogue like it is my religion…cuz I don’t have a religion…but I like tits….. I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still in drunken Holiday mode, what the fuck are you doing on the internet right now loser…

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Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped. I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started, Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

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Clara Morgane’s 2011 Calendrier of the Day

Her name is Clara Morgane, based on this video, she’s some nude model from France who has a decent fan base, or at least enough of one to make a Calendar, for what I can only assume are people in their late 60s who don’t have a cell phone, laptop, desktop, car with a digital clock, or any of the other things our world has to offer that makes Calendar’s totally obsolete. I’ve never heard of her, but I do know that french girls are nice a hairy in the right places, at least they are rumored to be, but feel that stereotype went out the window with the bikini wax, but I do know that french girls that despite being cheesy as hell, have anal on the first date, they are sexually laid back like that….making this twat even better than it already is.

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Clara Morgane’s 2011 Calendrier of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi. It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us. Bitch. Here are her fake tits.

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Useless Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

Jessica Alba in Some Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.

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Jessica Alba in Some Erotic Photoshoot of the Day