Tag Archives: Sexy Stars

Sally Gordon Brings the Tits for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Sally Gordon, she pretty much new to the internet, the only other Sally Gordon I could find was in her 80s, so it is safe to say this Sally Gordon is just another unknown bitch willing to get half naked for the sake of advancing her career and becoming known, you know by disguising a topless photoshoot by adding some backlight and filters to make the whole thing all romantic and artistic and shit, telling her that tiny nipples and tits are an integral part of the compostition for the message trying to be conveyed, when really it’s all showing tit and I’m down with that hustle… Here are the pics from Pulp Magazine..

Continue reading here:
Sally Gordon Brings the Tits for Fashion of the Day

Winona Ryder’s Big Tits Spilling Out of Her Shirt of the Day

I always forget that Winona Ryder is busty….that’s probably because I always forget who Winona Ryder is….but I know that there are a lot of you obsessive 40 year old losers who still jerk off to Edward Scissorhands or Beetlejuice like it was still 1992…cuz they just can’t let go….maybe it is because it reminds them of a time when they still had hopes and dreams, when they were young and excited about what life had to offer, before realizing just how much it actually sucks, or maybe they just like jewish celebrity tits that grew old with them….I don’t fuckin’ know or really care….I just know she is spilling out of her shirt….for old times….not that it matters…or that it’s really that interesting….unless you are a diehard fan who just can’t move on with your life….

Read more from the original source:
Winona Ryder’s Big Tits Spilling Out of Her Shirt of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret released the pictures from their summer catalog and as expected it looked like every single other photoshoot they have done the last two decades, because I guess they have a winning formula, but more importantly because they know we’ll look at it under any circumstances and they don’t need to invest in big concept photographers, they can get away publishing pics taken by local kids with their cell phones at each of these beach settings and we’d still try to jerk off to it….so here are the pics, no different than before, exactly as expected, like an old friend you’ve come to know and trust to help you cum…if you know what I mean..

Read more from the original source:
Victoria’s Secret Summer 2011 Catalog of the Day

More Hot Amy Winehouse Fake Tit Pics of the Day

I don’t know what I love more about Amy Winehouse….Her tits, or the fact that she got fake tit to distract the public’s attention of a drug overdose she was hospitalized for…it was like bitch was dying, brought in and her publicists were like “ok, how are we gonna spin this, we’ve already used exhaustion, I know, let’s get her fake tits then send her to the caribbean for 6 months to get fucked by black dudes, it’ll just be a matter of time before this all blows over”…. I think what I love the most about her is how damaged she is, despite having all that fucking talent and capacity to be bigger than fucking life, but instead chooses to self medicate and destory every opportunity, a quality I look for in all my hired girlfriends I get with an hour at a time…. She’s just all around amazing and I can’t pinpoint where my love for her stems from, I just know I want to smell her all over… Here are some more pics of her, I posted the Amy Winehouse Topless Pic of her this weekend, cuz I am quick like that, but sometimes it’s nice to see the build up to the nipples, so here you go….

Read more from the original source:
More Hot Amy Winehouse Fake Tit Pics of the Day

Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism…. See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth…. Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist… I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock…. Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam… Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day. Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

Continue reading here:
Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what point try-hard becomes authentic because I figured if you do it long enough, you know the teenage angst thing, with the pink streak in your hair and the fuck tattoo under your tit long enough, you eventually become that person you’ve always wanted to be, cuz no one rememebers the socially awkward white Canadian trash singing Shania Twain songs to launch a career, but I do know that Avril Lavigne’s still not quite there, and maybe that’s only because I don’t find the whole 15 and angry, fighting with her parents, emo punk scene kid shit hot, especially not on a 30 year old, Don’t get me wrong, I’m more into my 30 year olds having the mental capacity of 15 year olds, just not down with their fashion sense, except when it is slutty and pantyless, which does happen…. Either way, OMG! It’s Avril Lavigne in a bikini and it’s so not complicated, somehow this bitch manages to turn you into half retarded adults who wish they were the skater boy in her songs, the Sum41 weirdo she left for a Kardashian stepbrother….and here is the pic….

More here:
Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures of the Day

Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Josie Goldberg, she’s some Playboy model. She look more like a farm animal and here she is disgusting in a bikini… By the looks of it, someone’s eating her fat feelings….and I am pretty glad she is cuz no self respect has lead to a pretty amazing photoshoot of a bitch who posed naked in the past who has turned into this. Maybe the emotional issues that made her start eating are the same that got her to pose naked…repressing daddy’s fingers insider her or some shit, but I’m not too concerned about some low level Anna Nicole Smith aspiring garbage…I’m too busy sizing her fat ass up…. I can’t imagine these being staged, but they look like they are, and I am sure insanity has created far worst things that this shit, like the fact that the bitch got herself in a bikini to begin with, but more importantly that she thought people wanted to see it….but I guess that’s her way of being the next Anna Nicole Smith cuz Playboy needs a new overeating retard bitch who people once found worth lookin’ at naked….I mean no one really needs that…but I’m doing my best here, I’m still drunk from the Holidays… This is just wild to me…disgusting and wild…straight out of the barn wild but I have a feeling a lot of you are gonna be down with this, cuz where you are from this is considered skinny or at least curvy in a good way….while all I see is a buffet owner crying as she walks through the doors of his cuz bitches like this are the ones they hope never come… ….God Bless America. Happy New Year. Fat bitches always make me hungry and I’m married one….making me a fat bitch…but at least I’m not doing whatever this bitch is doing to herself…cuz it’s just a disaster…Enjoy. Here’s round two – cuz I guess she didnt’ feel showing off her gutter body in one bathing suit was humilating enough or abusive enough to everyone who was forced to see it…

View original post here:
Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk in her Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

Read more from the original source:
Irina Shayk in her Lingerie of the Day

Happy Lesbian New Year of the Day

Nothing like ringing in the New Year to a bunch of lesbians in a fake marriage that God doesn’t recognize. New Years is overrated. People like to get excited about it, but it’s just another day. People pretend to have an amazing time with amazing plans, but it’s nothing by disappointment. Just like lesbianism. Here are some pics to ruin every lesbian fantasy you may have, cuz the core of lesbianism fucking sucks, and here is the awkward, middle-aged, raped or molested leading to penis hate Ellen and her opportunist latch on younger pussy Portia who isn’t really named Portia just how unnatural this loving relationship is… Happy New Year, even though I know it won’t be happy. Just like lesbianism. You fucking hippies…

Follow this link:
Happy Lesbian New Year of the Day

Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

See the rest here:
Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day