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Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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Jessica Alba Isn’t Hot Doing Boring Mom Shit of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty confident that these pictures prove that there is little hot about being a mom. I mean this is Jessica Alba and she should in theory look good under all circumstances, in any condition, from shitting, to taking out the trash, to being unshowered, to gaining 20 pounds, to the idea of her nagging the fuck out of us to do more around the house cuz the Mexican maid she hired as a tribute to her Mexican father, but the second that shit happens knowing she has a kid….it loses all its appeal…..unless of course it is naked…which in these pictures she’s not….

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Hannah Holman in a Funny Marc Jacobs Campaign of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Marc Jacobs was the creative mind behind this campaign, but I do know that it was likely a gay guy, because every gay guy I knows thinks vaginas are fucking disgusting…..maybe it is based on the one straight experience they had before they took the dick in the ass plunge was a vile one that tasted and smelled worse than a dead hooker rotting in the some seedy hotel she overdosed in….or maybe it’s just cuz vaginas can be a scary fucking thing, wet and filled with bacteria, yeast and stale semen from the men they let cum inside them…and unfortunately I can’t really relate, cuz no pussy smells or tastes too bad for me, I am fascinated by each lip and wrinkle I come across, like I’m James Cameron on some underwater sea exploration, looking for never before seen jellyfish or some shit…but I do like a good use my perfume you dirty slut cuz it’ll make your stinky digusting barnyard horse shit smelling cunt smell like Daisy Eau So Fresh…. Pretty fucking clever….

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Natalie Portman Topless for Miss Dior of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Portman went topless for Miss Dior because they paid her and apparently went bottomless for whoever the fuck the guy who strategically knocked her up when he was up inside her was…a man you probably know well because you are likely one of those virgin losers who is obsessed with Natalie Portman, possibly cuz you are jewish and have pressure to marry jewish to have jewish babies, or just because she was in Star Wars, a movie you like to channel in your everyday masturbation sessions and really – this is not all that hot – unless you get off to back, which you probably do, just because it is attached to this Portman pre-marital sex before a shotgun wedding like a redneck slut….

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Rachel McAdams Weird Face in a Skimpy Dress in London of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I know about Rachel McAdams is that she’s some kind of Canadian who isn’t all that hot, but for some reason she gets a lot of press that she is, totally over-rated, possibly because I live in Canada and I am exposed to our inuit igloo media sources, who have to talk about Canadians who have made it in America for at least 20% of their show by law and there are only a handful of people for them to talk about making the whole thing like it’s on fucking thing almost abusive…making me hate Drake, Jim Carey, Pam Anderson, Ryan Gosling, Alanis Morisette, Avril Lavigne, Dan Akroyd, Martin Short, John Candy, the dad in American Pie, Celine Dione and whoever the fuck else I have trained my brain to forget, for some weird reason when lookin at her, I am reminded of a time I was forced to horseback ride with my wife, a pretty normal day for some, but a traumatic day for me, because the horse couldn’t support our weight and ended up dying…but I do like her fashion sense, now if only there was a little more tit to make this dress really worth the time it took to put on…. Here are the pics.

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Is This the Next Miley of the Day

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Stefanie Scott, she’s 14, you fucking perverts…. The reason I am posting the pictures is because she was at some movie premiere in a strapless red dress, I didn’t recognize her name and I didn’t look close enough to the picture, but I figured she was in her 20s and that I’d give her some exposure, cuz I am always down for new bitches to post pictures of, it wasn’t until I uploaded the pictures that I realized she was a fucking kid playing dress up, and now I can only assume she’s the next Miley Cyrus…The apple in your pervert eye, or rather, the cherry. Ready to take her sexuality to new places before her 18th birthday….Not that anyone’s a virgin anymore… What it comes down to is that it honestly amazes me why dudes are into teenage girls. They are kids, they aren’t fuck dolls, they don’t even exude sexuality, unless you are into taking advantage, even if they look like Jon Benet, just the other day I saw a 14 year old and her mom, and I could see she was gonna grow up to be a fucking bombshell, but I couldn’t see past her acne, her little boy ass, and all the other things that made her 14…. Maybe it’s your 1800 instincts comin in, cuz when bitches got their period they got sold off, but life expectency was 30…. I guess what it comes down to is that I’m not the pervert I once was…. But luckily that all changes when she turns 16, but 16 is legal, you just can’t document it. Here are her pics.

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Charlie Sheen is Fucking Bree Olson in Vegas of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In 2009, my friend went to the porn awards and hung out with some white trash pig hick named Bree Olson. She had just won the AVN for best anal the year before and was on a rise to the whore who fucks dirty top….She is white trailer park trash from Indiana, I don’t know all that much about her, but that she’s now finally relevant cuz TMZ is saying Charlie Sheen was locked in a hotel room fucking her and a few other gutter pornstars at least until he made an exit from the Hotel this morning, proving yet again, that Charlie Sheen is both hilarious and amazing….not that I like pornstars, I just like how he handles himself in these situations, it’s joke…. I figured this was a perfect opportunity to re-release this video and showcase what happened when we were in Bree Olson’s hotel room during AVN a few years ago….I am pretty sure it was not nearly as sexy as what Sheen experienced, I hate pornstars, but I can guarantee there was a lot of eating involved…..cuz Bree Olson’s a little pig on all fucking levels…Enjoy….

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Lindsay Lohan Hits the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was hoping these pictures of Lohan going to the gym would involve a little more pussy-hugging pants, cuz pussy hugging pants is the only good thing about going to the gym, I mean other than the endorphines Lohan’s therpay team is hoping kick in, so that she doesn’t get back on HORSE but then I realized she’s a fake lesbian and by default her vagina has figuratively closed the fuck up, I mean other than when Sam Ronsn shoves her head insider her in some reverse-birthing fetish cuz lesbians are weird… These pictures suck, but then again so does Lohan, especially now that she’s sober and boring….and I guess so I am….See Lohan, we are connected at the soul.

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The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz of the Day

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

a href=”/cms/u.php?u=67791″> Cameron Diaz brought her long, lean, fit, old lady body I’d fuck, even if it’s not quite what it once was, because it’s better than most old lady bodies I see, maybe because she decided to be vain and not have kids, you know spending her millions on herself, living the good life traveling and partying and fucking various men, while all the other girls she went to high school with live the suburban hell life….but a face can’t always hide the hard living, the thousands of loads it has had dripping off its chin, botched botox, sun damage and a 40th birthday…Not that that doesn’t make her just as erotic as she once was, if anything the experiences that have tainted her ass, make her far more appealing, like choosing the veteran hooker over the fresh faced teenage runaway, only the masturbation version, that is if you can jerk off to a bitch in a red dress, which you can, cuz you grew up on comic books and Green Horney Hornet is all the porn you need….before realizing Seth Rogan is in it….cuz he fucking sucks…

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