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Camilla Belle Shows Off her Ripped Stomach of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Camilla Belle is some actress best known for her work as a Jonas Brothers vagina that wasn’t touched in the media cuz the Jonas brothers pull this whole celebate, waiting for marriage bullshit that I know is bullshit…but that may not be bullshit…meaning this bitch knows how to suck dick and take it up the ass proper as that is the grey area that makes Christianity and Abstinence total fucking bullshit…. I’m digging her outfit choice that shows off her ripped stomach….not so much because I like muscular girls, as they remind me of dudes…but because I’m married to obesity…the poster girl for gastric bypass surgery and whenever she makes me go down on her…I wish I could feel some hip bone or rip bone…but I don’t cuz that shit is buried by years of emotional eating…. Here’s Camilla Belle… Here she is with some bitch named Alex Vega –

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Bad Babysitter of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t have kids…but the only reason I ever considered having kids was because of the babysitters…I mean that and the fact that eventually they turn 16 and start having sleepovers and pool parties and family vacations at the beach with their really hot slutty friends who like fucking their friend’s dad…. Here’s a funny video, much more interesting than any celeb bullshit, of a girl stripping on webcam with a baby crying in the background…cuz bad parenting…or babysitting is funny and erotic when it involves slutty nudity. To See the Video – Follow This LInk (NSFW) GO

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Tryin’ To Look Up Amy Adams’ Skirt on The Muppets Set of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know who Amy Adams is. I just know that I am trying to look up her skirt on the set of The Muppets movie. You’d think Hollywood would have the ability to find new things to make movies about, but shit’s just remake after remake, after remake, and despite having memories of watching The Muppet show and liking it in the 80s, my friend tried to make me watch the shit recently and I wanted to kill myself, those fucking creepy stuffed things are irritating as shit.. The only way I’d be down with this project is if it was a hardcore porn, not cuz I want to see Amy Adams fuck, but cuz I want to see muppets fuck, and if Amy Adams happens to be there, so be it…. Either way, here are the pics, lacking in vagina lip….but I give the best I can….it’s not my fault Amy Adams is boring as shit.

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Brooklyn Decker for Esquire of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move… She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band…. What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored… Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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Minka Kelly Sluts Out for GQ of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts… I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me…. Check Out the Article if You Care – They Probably Have More Pics of Her Go

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Minka Kelly Sluts Out for GQ of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Minka Kelly slutted out for Esquire a few months ago when they named her the hottest bitch of the year , she slutted out for Derek Jeter a few years ago when she said “I don’t mind that you have herpes, I have a strain of my own” back when she thought dating him would increase her appeal substantially, you know cuz he’s been attached to pretty much every vagina in hollywood with his penis,….and/or tongue….and I guess it’s just engrained in her genetics and morals from her upbringing cuz apparently her mother was a traveling stripper…town to town getting naked for random me…and luckily for Minka Kelly one of those men was the guitarist of Aerosmith…who apparently is her father….I mean the chances this story is legit and not one fabricated to increase her appeal from her publicists is slim to none…but it pretty much explains everything…and I’ve always loved the unwanted kid of a stripper and some high profile dude who wants nothing to do with them, cuz he doesn’t want the mistake to interfere with his real family, so he just cuts a monthly check, it makes for a great breeding ground for daddy issue sluts… I think she’s overrated – but this has nothing to do with me…. Check Out the Article if You Care – They Probably Have More Pics of Her Go

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Aubrey O’Day Topless for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Aubrey O’Day brought her fat chick fake tits to twitter fo more twitter bottom feeding by trash who weren’t invited to the Golden Globes because they don’t matter…at least that’s what I can assume is going on in these pictures….but then again, hoping to get some attention for semi-naked pics while keeping a handful of her fans happy…who I assume may still exist even though I don’t understand why they would exist is kinda all she’s good for…and in my opinion, she’s not even that good at that…cuz she’s neglected to post some nipple… Who cares…. What’s she famous for anyway? Having sex with Diddy once? I wish I could find someone to fuck that would make me a relevant person in American Society…but that’s just cuz I like fucking…

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The Golden Globes Fucking Suck of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just woke up, because I watched the Golden Globes and tried to medicate fucking hard to forget them….Something just clicked with me as I listened to these idiots talk…and that was that they are really nothing but fucking idiots…the trash of the world for some reason on a fucking stage with millions of people watching like they mattered and I was reminded…that they really don’t…they just live in a world where everyone thinks they are special…when I think they are just totally uninteresting, if anything embarrassing… I hate that people think these people are big deals and I know you’ll say I only have a site cuz of them, but reality is, I only talk about them cuz of laziness. They’re fucking everywhere… The only thing good about the Golden Globes was Paul Giomatti won for Barney’s Version. Steve Buscemi won for Boardwalk Empire. That Michael Douglas wasn’t dead….I seen them in action and they are good….but for the most part, awards shows created by an industry to celebrate an industry is horse shit… I guess here are the other good things about this Years Golden Globes, other than that they made me contemplate suicide….which is always loads of fun! Maria Menounos’ Tits… Eva Longoria’s Push Up Bra Natalie Portman’s Maternity Wear Some Bitch Named Sarah Hyland I never Heard of…. A reminder that Olvia Wilde’s Boring Dress cuz bitch thinks she’s the hottest thing in Hollywood….and she’s not… Angelina Jolie Applying Lip Gloss…. The reminder the Golden Globes ar ea joke because Sofia Vergara was nominated… Christina Aguilera’s Birthing Hips…. All of Halle Berry Megan Fox Holding Onto her Sex Appeal by a THread by dressing like a hooker stripper trash…. Anne Hathaway booty poppin… Emma Stone Freshness…. Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits to Show You How Ugly She Actually Is January Jones tit…. The Most Important thing at the Golden Golbes was Precious…cuz she is shaped as a fucking globe….

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Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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