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Charlie Sheen’s Pornstar that Killed Him of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlie Sheen may not be dead yet, but he will be eventually, I mean doing the amount of partying he does, with the funds he has, fucking the trash he fucks, will catch up to him. I am like a low budget version of this guy and I hardly feel alive…I seriously wake up sweating, heart racing, unable to function daily, just shocked to be alive….and I haven’t touched drugs in years….I just hard drink…. After Vegas with Bree Olson and now it is reported he was with this Kacey Jordan trash before being hospitalized, he should really consider starting a porn PR company, cuz motherfucker is putting these broken down bitches on the fucking map… And the whole thing is fucking amazing…except maybe for her pussy…which is an outty not an inny and the color of death…which is appropriate considering Charlie Sheen’s current condition…let her cunt be the mascot of this tragic event…. What a gutter, crackhead lookin’ pig….Seriously….I know you love it.

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Kayce Jordan’s Tweet from Charlie Sheen’s House of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you really want to see what Charlie Sheen is fucking, all you really have to do is google the white trash bitch’s name “Kayce Jordan” and you will find a variety of her work that I don’t find all that interesting, because porn is repetitive, boring and because I also hate all pornstars, because there is no challenge or complexity to pornstars, what you see is what you get, and it usually feels a lot like walking into a trailer park in the backwoods with a group of fucked up toothed bitches with the ability to suck dick cuz daddy taught them well… Most of the time they are just idiot gutter trash that fuck on camera cuz they are idiot gutter trash and incapable of making money any other way. I prefer my pussy being pussy the pussy that doesn’t make a living fucking on camera, but fucks on camera for the love of fucking on camera…you know classy amateurs open to letting people watch them fuck, but not being fucking lame aboutit… Porn is an industry strictly created to give whores a purpose and to make them feel like they aren’t actual whores, but they are, we’ve just tricked them. That said, I am pretty sure Charlie Sheen is going to die and here is a pic from his house on the 36 hour bender that may or may not have killed him. I appreciate all the lotions. Pics From SpeedMonkey

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Danni Minogue From Her Bad Side of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I spent the other night watching X-Factor auditions. I have no idea why, but the funny thing about it was that they only shot Danni Minogue from her right side. No matter what year it was from, no matter how many hours I spent watching clip after clip after clip, the bitch never showed the left side of her face. I assumed it had to do with her contract thanks to some botched Michael Jackson surgery that I am pretty sure she’s got, or maybe the cunt is just vain and high maintenance, but if you are like me, and have no TV, but a lot of time on your hands, google the shit and you will see…. So in a lot of ways, this is like a Muslim bitch showing some ankle or chin, you know the forbidden fruit you don’t know what you’re getting until it’s too late and you’re married to her and, all cuz I get to see her full on face, and like a Muslim, I can’t send her back, the damage is done, after I realize I got a shitty end of the deal but you have to stay with her in a no turning back kind of way…unless she shames the family, at which point we can have her killed… I guess none of this matters, I mean it’s Danni Minogue, who the fuck is she and why the fuck am I posting on her, really. So what, her sister did the Locomotion. Big fucking deal.

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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Whitney Port’s Skinny Daddy Long Legs of the Day

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole…. I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on… Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks. Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…

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Anja Rubik Slutty Vogue Russia Shoot of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Vogue Russia photoshoot to celebrate the fall of the iron curtain…you know cuz know they are more laid back then America when it comes to sexuality in their magazines…cuz America prefers death, gore, killing and blood, to succulent nipples I want inside my asshole in some new wave sex position I just invented….. The model is named Anja Rubik, she was born in Poland and escaped the USSR rationed bread line to become a hot fucking model who walks the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show the last few years…who poses in HERE and shows off her HERE and who got naked for the Pirelli calendar HERE . I’m a fan of this tall lean amazingness….and these pictures are hot.

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Sofia Vergara Flashing Some Ass of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is pretty major. Sofia Vergara the 40 year old washed up bitch who no one thinks is washed up but me. You are all blinded by her stupid tits, her young pregnancy and escape to America that involved sucking a lot of dick to the top, cuz all the other immigrants she floated on the raft here with are working as cleaning ladies and hotel staff, her success just doesn’t add up without taking loads on her face…or maybe her ass…that she’s showing off in these pics….

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Michelle Williams Tit in Blue Valentine of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Watching Michelle Williams get fucked in this movie Blue Valentine brings back really amazing memories of making fun of Jake Gyllenhaal’s sexual relationship with Heath Ledger to Jake Gyllenhaal’s face, before he had a rich bitch hissy fit that got me kicked out of the restaurant he was annoyingly crying for attention in…. Because I know that homo Gyllenhall hates this Michelle Williams bitch for stealing his man on the Brokeback set and getting knocked up with his baby that Jake’s only the godfather of, when he was meant to be the actual second father, before Michelle Williams got in the way of his dreams..leading to Heath Ledger’s drug overdose and Jake’s sexual confusion…..that cunt…that you can now see sex in a movie…. Here she is getting fucked…. Here are her shitty tits in the shower…. Here she is getting fucked and complaining…

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Irene Lopez is Banging Macaulay Culkin of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I read that Macaulay Culkin was seen out at a sex club with some pornstar named Irene Lopez. My first thought was who fucking cares who Culkin is fucking. Seriously. Dude hasn’t done a movie in years, the one movie he did do, he played an annoying queer who for some reason influenced all the local loser party kid….dude’s just living off the stupid money he made as a kid who got fucked by Michael Jackson….and the only reason his name came up is that I was into seeing Mila Kunis naked…..who he may be staging these pics to piss off… but who cares about their bullshit personal issues…cuz my second thought was find videos of his porn bitch naked and getting fucked….

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