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Aubrey O’Day Doesn’t Hide Her Fat of the Day

I think Aubry O’Day is targeting the fat chick fetishists and/or black dudes, cuz not only is she wearing a tight dress that shows off every roll and fold, but she’s also wearing horizontal stripes, something all fat people know make them look substantially fatter, while carrying a fucking cheesecake…. It’s like she’s embraced her fatness and is loving it cuz it gives people something to talk about when nothing else is going on for her…especially since it’s given her a fucking a place in the world of fat chick lovers all while maintaining the black cock she’s always had..cuz black girls only see white and that’s good enough for them… Here are the pics…of Aubrey O’Day on the X-Tina Aguilera diet plan…They need to get together and eat it out….

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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..

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Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gemma Arterton’s Ass in Tamara Drewe of the Day

I already posted some Gemma Arteron Sex Scene and I’m at it again… I guess I’m officially a fan of her body of work…and by body of work I mean her body….in all it’s doughy goodness…I mean she’s not horrible, but horrible is a relative term when you hate everything…. If you’re interested, here’s the trailer of this romance comedy crap…cuz you like your sex scenes with a backstory you can relate to, you’re emo like that, homo.

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Arizona Muse Pretty Naked for Vogue Paris of the Day

Arizona Muse is an up and coming model who has a seriously nice hipster name and a better hipster bush that we need to celebrate because bush is a dying vagina art and it needs to be saved…it’s at the point of critical cuz the media and the laser hair removal companies I assume are owned by the government are making impressionable bitches think hair is disgusting and bald is the only way to go, creating an insecurity out of nothing to sell products to feed that insecurity, when really a bush is an amazing, personalized thing, that I think adds serious personality, especailly amongst the lazy, obvious mainstream cunts who pic the shit…Get creative women, you have an opportunity to create a masterpiece in your panties, but instead you decide to follow the masses like some kind of robot clone that bores me… More bitches need to fucking embrace cuz the bikini wax is so fucking played out and I need bush to make me feel like a caveman….and like cheez whiz, it adds personality, and flavor. Now here is Arizona Muse and her great tits trying to get ahead and I approve.

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Sandy Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…

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Amanda Seyfried Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is fucking boring. Apparently her pussy is getting down with Ryan Phillippe and who gives a fuck about her personal life or who is sticking their dick in her. Sure, it’s a step-up from the pig he knocked up and got locked into on the set of Cruel Intentions, the bitch he had a dozen kids with before he was 25, but it’s still totally uninteresting to me…. I’m too busy focusing on the cunt in this picture, and trying to make out it’s every crease, cuz when it comes to celeb pussy, or actor pussy, that’s really all I care about, their pussies… Their lives, personalities, and who they are fucking and pretty much their entire existance is dull, unless they are Charlie Sheen, but unfortunately, there’s only one of those… Especailly Amanda Seyfried…She doesn’t even work the celebrity status, she doesn’t even play with the paparzzi, she’s got no personality but I like her naked in movies and that makes her good enough and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Chloe Sevigny Nude in Mr. Nice of the Day

HEre is a Chloe Sevigny sex scene from a movie called Mr Nice about a famous British drug smuggler… Considering this Chloe Sevigny trash has posed naked and sucked dick in movies ….this clip is pretty softcore and boring…but considering it is Friday and my life is softcore and boring cuz I’m not Charlie Sheen…this is gonna have to do… I know that Chloe Sevigny will always secure her fan base of hipster idiots who think average at best, obscure pussy, that is recongnized as an “artist” and a “fashion icon” by idiots is exciting, intellectual, inspired and all the other cliche’s that come with being a hipster who takes himself seriously, but I just remember her as the AIDS in KIDS….which kinda put a damper on fucking virgins without a condom if the virgins you were trying to fuck without a condom had seen that movie….so I have no choice but hating her for being part of something that deprived us of something pure….when we had the chance to fuck virgins…before girls were losing it at an age we’d get arrested for even looking at them…. Luckily there was also some Unidentified Actress Involved in this Mr. Nice Nudity Hustle….and I’m loving her body….She makes up for that overrated Sevigny trash

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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli… How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Some Fast Girl Walking Girls Ass in a Bikini of the Day

After that depressing Rosanna Arquette Beach Post …the one where I decided after looking at pictures of her that I’d take a blowjob from a tranny knowingly and not by just being in the wrong blowjob place at the wrong blowjobtime….I felt I needed to reclaim my love for young, tight, ass, by posting this voyeur pervert video the way I like it, seriously…today has been depressing, let’s try to turn that around, with some seriously creepy dude with a seriously creepy creeper device I should start to market….

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Some Fast Girl Walking Girls Ass in a Bikini of the Day