I don’t really know who this model is. Her name is Sarah Stephens and I am a huge fan of her…but today is the first and only time I’ve ever heard of her…cuz sometimes I think I’ve never heard of a bitch cuz I generally don’t pay enough attention to remember, but this time around it’s legit, she’s a fucking nobody, a nobody on the rise, cuz she knows to get naked in photoshoots for magazines in order to get noticed and make a name for herself. This photoshoot is hot, and tits for fashion is something I endorse…cuz tits in general is someting I endorse…. All this to say, Sarah Stephens is a keeper….
Annalynne McCord gave us a glimpse of her bottom feeding ass on the set of 90210 the Next Generation….I would have been more impressed if she took her bottom feeding to a level where it actually means something significant…you know if you’re gonna be low level trash…you might as well run with it in a porn tape or something…but I guesss that will only come when the show is off the air…before she is forced o head back to whatever small town she was told she was the prettiest girl all her life that caused this ego, where she is from….you know a last hustle…..but you know, her showing off her thong is better than nothing, even if it’s not that great…..and even if it is Annalynne McCord…who?…Yeah…exactly…
Harper’s Bazaar decided to waste Terry Richardson’s abilities as a smut photograher by booking him to shoot one of the tamest spreads I’ve seen of Kim Kardashian, a smut starlet…. I get that everything she touches turns to gutter trash and she doesn’t need to shove it down our throats or be gratituous or cheapen her who brand in tastelessness…..and I get the whole attention whore pornstar shit not doing pornstar shit irony or maybe to pull the drapes over our eyes to help make us forget…cuz no one has the time to really care or be reminded how bullshit this bitch is but I expect more nudity out of this bitch….cleavage doesn’t fuckin’ cut it…but here are the pics anyway…cuz I am part of her PR Team…I just don’t get paid.
The thing I like about Taylor Momsen is that she’s leading a good example for the kids. I mean it won’t be long before this trend catches on and teen girls everywhere will be walking the streets like this…I mean it’s a great way to get noticed and make money and all that other shit that comes with being a slut…you know male attention from perverts who have money and power to make shit happen… The thing I don’t like about Taylore Momsen is that I tried to make her my internet girlfriend on twitter and she just ignores me…That fucking hurts…but these pictures make up for it…even if her teen ass is average at best…cuz it’s still a teen ass… I’m just surprised she hasn’t been charged with Kiddy Porn production, but she does still have a year of being underage, there is hope…Good times…
Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store. Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed…. Think about it, while I go think about my next post.
I don’t watch TV. Especially not some sitcom bullshit with Dougie Howser pretending to be a womanizer, when really I know the only womanizing he does is when he’s wearing ladies underwear as his houseboys rape his asshole while playing “Naughty Housewife”…celebrities are so weird… I am not part of the Katy Perry fan club, even though I give her more attention than she deserves, even though she shows off her tits, strategically to distract from her lack of anything else endearing… So here is her guest appearance on the show, that aired last night, but was being promoted hard over a week ago that I didn’t bother with, cuz I still don’t give a fuck that it happened and I’m just posting it to buy time… and because sometimes showing off big cleavage is enough…Here are some pics….
I don’t give a fuck about Amber Rose and either should you. She’s beyond a bottom feeder who has zero relevance in the world, other than being the thick bitch who Kanye carted around for a while….She is not famous, doesn’t deserve to be famous, and isn’t even very hot. Her big pancake nipples, a tribute to her distant black relatives who were on the box of Aunt Jamima just dont make me want to fuck it, but rather throw it in a ditch and hope it never wakes up. She’s trying to launch a reality show career, this is her way of getting attention, I hate that I posted it, but when I saw 200,000 people saw it already, I figured the 15 I send isn’t gonna impact stopping her career and making the world forget she ever existed. Because I’m just as irrelevant…. This is definitely an inside job, but you see big shit stained nipple anyway, and that’s good enough for all of us, cuz we’re bored.
I don’t know what this is all about but I know it made me laugh. See I’m not a pantyhose fetishists cuz I used to date a bitch who wore pantyhose to work everyday as a waitress at a stripclub and everytime she’d come home to me, her shit would stink like some cheesy dirty feet, making the whole fetish die before it started, but I know that I’m not the only one here, there’s at least two of us, so I’m posting this shit for you….and because I find it pretty funny to see a bitch parading around a parking lot like this…she’s probably someone’s mom….or a school teacher or someone who never thought dudes on the internet would be jerking off to her funny, playful, meant to be personal shit…Amazing.
Tila Tequila has a Sex Tape ….I wrote about it last week mocking her, but you gotta give a bitch like this credit….She was a nobody, but getting fake tits and hustling on Playboy cybergirls and myspace made her enough of a somebody to get her own TV show…Sure the whole thing was good timing with the internet going mainstream and mainstream media signing up with anything that was getting hits…without realizing they were just low level bottom feeders…but now they are low level bottom feeders lots of people know and don’t care about…She’s got shitty plastic surgery scars and this isn’t a real sex tape….it’s just porn…and that may make me hate her more, but I couldn’t be bothered… Now her life has been a series of sex tapes, publicity stunts and all that obvious shit, but you know it kinda worked for her, cuz based on her look, I’d expect her giving hand jobs in back alley Viet massage parlors… Also, I did some research and it turns out that she’s not the Vietnamese girl running on fire from the Vietnam war all growed up, despite what her vagina may tell you… Now, I’m gonna say you should get the DVD, cuz I figure all sex tapes are worth watching, even if the cunt in the video is annoying and makes you want to punch her in the face, and even if the shit is lesbian porn, while lesbian porn is only good for chicks who feel naughty getting off to two girls while not being distracted by huge cock, cuz every girl I know jerks off to lesbian shit…no guys I know do. Either way, watch clip, get the movie, show me your tits, I don’t give a fuck…we’ve been watching her demis for a while and I figure this just ads to the experience….even though only 500 people watched her strip on webcam last year….which was totally shocking to me and makes me wonder why she didn’t kill herself…but I guess it was cuz she knew she had these tricks in the bag…good hustle…dumb bitch. To Get Your Hands on the Sex Tape in Full – Follow this Link…. GO
I watched this when wasted at 3:30 in the morning when I got home from the bar I may have got AIDS at…and it was opened on my computer when I woke up…if it was actually considered being awkake…I’m pretty sure I was dead and watched this video again…with no memory of seeing it last night and shit made me dance on my couch…if nodding your head as the room spins is considered dancing…but it put me in a better mood so I decided to post it to start your shitty hungover friday off right, with a smile motherfucker…cuz smiling is what I’m all about…especially when it’s a pussy smiling back at me… More to come if I don’t die…I feel my heart palpitating….Fuck you alcohol for ruining me.
