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Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly. I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards. She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days… Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty… I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag. That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

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Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

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Constance Jablonski Topless in her Car for Purple of the Day

Her name is Constance. She was born in 1990. That makes her 20. She gets topless for photoshoots, maybe cuz she’s from France, maybe cuz it doesn’t matter, probably not because I like it, but I do like it so I can pretend it’s all for me… I’m sure she’s not even all that hot when it comes down to it, but as long as she’s in pro photoshoots, she’s good enough for me….Not to mention, girls from France like anal sex on the first date and the first date can be meeting them in a bar… Here she is in Purple Magazine doing some auto erotica…not quite the auto erotica you’re used to… Here she is for Vogue Spain February cuz I like her….

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Constance Jablonski Topless in her Car for Purple of the Day

Top 10 Stars Born on Valentine’s Day

Who says romance is dead? Go heart to heart and parts to bare parts with Meg Tilly , Rie Rasmussen , and Mrs. Brady herself, Florence Henderson , as we send a virtual valentine to the top 10 sexy stars born in February 14th. Cupid’s arrow is about to hit you… right in the shorts.

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Ivana Trump Old Lady Bikini Pictures of the Day

This should be enough reason to never crave growing old with a bitch cuz when they grow old they become disgusting….because lets face it as long as there’s a pussy, dried up, atrophic, infertile and menopausal or not, there’s still a fucking pussy…and really not worrying about pregnancy, the friction of dry lip, the grey pubic hair and loosened collagen making a war torn eastern europe she escaped relived in her panties can be a little exhilerating to have every once in a while, especially if it bakes you cookis like the granny you never head… Seriously, look at her thigh, if that looks like that, I can’t imagine what she’s hiding in her boxy bodied bikini bottoms…but I’m sure it’s a lot like a science experiment gone wrong…. The idea of waking up next to this on a regular basis…scares me…even if she pays a decent salary…I mean the taste, smells and visuals she comes with are a fucking nightmare…. So here’s Ivana Trump, an ex model, richer than fucking God, and still looking like a bloated, melting disaster….and me proving that I have no standards….something I’ve done countless times before… Let’s hope she does Playboy cuz I’m in love…or maybe I just want her to put on a snowsuit…you know get back to her pro skiing roots…I’m so confused by this…I hate you internet..

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RIP WINK of the Day

Selma Blair’s one-eyed dog who, despite his disibility, still saw his fair share of Selma Blair bullshit…from seeing her get knocked up with the baby she’s carrying, to seeing her taking a shit, or puking up dinner, to seeing her cheat on her boyfriend, to seeing her masturbate, to seeing her do drugs and other bad things, to seeing her shit eating weird habits , to eating her panties, to really just being the best damn friend Selma Blair could have since he didn’t judge her failed career, or any of that, he still loved her and licked her special places with or without peanut butter …. You had a good run, you will be missed,, at least by Selma Blair, your loyal master who was probably better to you than the pount, here she is devastated in these pictures after your execution.

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January Jones’ For the Farmer’s Daughters Fetishists of the Day

January Jones looks a lot like a 12 year old boy from the 70s about to jump on his BMX to save ET or some shit, but I’m not gonna play that angle, cuz that would be pedo shit, something I like to avoid, so I’ll just play this one up as a farmer’s daughter outfit for those of you who have serious issues and dream about one day having your car break down on some dusty country road, where a helpful farmer invites you to stay in his barn, only to have his busty, curious daughter jump your civilized city dwelling dick, only to get caught after you accidentally hurt one of the pigs, only to have the farmer come out shotgun in hand to chase you away pants around your ankles…. All this to say, January Jones is overrated and the only way she’s hot is if you’ve got a serious fucking imagination.

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JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day

It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic… It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .

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JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day