Iggy Azalea can’t make relevant music, she can’t even be relevant in her marketing hustle, with the men she dates, with her storyline, with her tabloid fodder…even when she attends red carpet events or gets involved in scandals she’s so fucking boring, trying so hard to be hard, and hip hop, and urban….with her gross fake ass spread all over the fucking place like a shameless pig… But she can make nude pics to try to get noticed, and she’s been all about that now that she has a new album, and we can collective agree she’s disgusting, but we don’t mind the nudes….cuz they are nudes.
Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America……jailbait who was…that had and probably still has a huge social media following, thanks to strategic parents who want so much that she became famous… I knew a stripper who worked in GUAM on the base for many years, which I guess is as fascinating as this youtuber turned actress turned popstar in training turned gutter hip hop trash…. Booty everywhere…good times
I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad… But unfortunately, face injections happened and Rumer Willis was able to climb out of the potato farm and brush the dirt off her shoulders and KHLOE KARDASHIAN herself into some porno looking thing. The worst of BRUCE AND DEMI, not that we know what the worst of DEMI actually is because she’s had so much plastic surgery, what is left of her is 20 percent DEMI….but I guess we’ve seen it in her kids… I don’t hate the hipster WILLIS rich kids, I think they are fun and get naked and are an all around good time. I didn’t even mind RUMER when she was a POTATO…. I’ve always found there to be something erotic about them, long before they turned themselves into porno faced…while the world was pointing and laughing at her and calling her names…I was ready to knock her up and live the good life with her…K-Fed her when no one wanted her…but with tits like this, it’s safe to say people are gonna start wanting her and my dreams of Rumer Willis babies have come crumbling down…sad really..
Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success… She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5. There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers… She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….
Hailey Baldwin is in Miami going to church with Justin Bieber There is a whole new movement of these young, under 25 year olds, finding the church, they all think that Jesus is the Way…because they come from parents who turned their back to the church and lived this vapid existence chasing money, allowing them to have these coddled rich kids lives, that felt like they had no actual meaning….so to give them some sort of enlightenment….or purpose…or meaning beyond having all kinds of things and money…they are turning back to Christ…and I find it fucking weird. I do not understand why with Science, the church has any credibility, you’d think we’d be further and further away from that…but these people are idiots, have no grasp on reality, and use the church as some sort of angle. Because everything they do – is so far off from the actual lessons of Christ…not that I am an expert on the shit – but I know going to Church tits out, in and of itself is a sin…and creating smut for men to jerk off to also a sin…and living her life being a vapid girl trying to get famous for being hot…a sin…. So whether she’s with Bieber going to church for paparazzi or not, this girl identifies as a Jesus freak but everything she does is so off track…it makes no sense…but people buy into it and I guess that makes her feel like less of a harlot… Here she is getting her dick sucked by Justin Bieber Here she is in her post-church bikini
Who the hell is Emeraude Toubia? I found her Twitter Emeraude Toubia proves one very important thing…and that is that when you’re naked…your stupid name doesn’t matter…we can see past that by fixating on your tits… I had never heard of her before the naked pics, which means naked pics work, I’m here googling the girl, only to discover she’s from Montreal…which is where I am from…what are the chances…maybe we’ve crossed paths…maybe we’ve been in the park together…maybe I’ve stared at her ass while she was at the mall…there possibilities are fucking endless in the way I’ve possibly sexualized her when she walked past me…ways that I guess she’s sexualizing herself.. From my research, she’s on some fantasy show called Shadowhunters, she’s 29, she’s been nominated for Teen Choice Awards, and she’s from Montreal…and I am from Montreal..how the hell have we not become friends…why am I not the one taking these nude pics of her…I have a broken iPhone camera but I am sure we can make it work…. She positions herself as hispanic, because that’s good marketing….and this is for some Spanish Magazine…but not naked enough – where is the LABIA…
Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank. I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst… Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…
Last week, Mandy Moore wore this dress and I said to my wife, I wish her nipples were hard in the dress, because hard nipples make a woman more interesting, more compelling, more worthy of being masturbated to…even if hard nipples are becoming common place now that women don’t wear bras….I still remember the first time I saw a girl in my high school with big hard nipples, and loving every second of it, jerking off to it in the woods behind the school, fucking walking around hard ever gym class she was in with me, seeing her playing basketball or volleyball…getting hit in her face with her big tit and hard nipple…it was magical…it played out in slow motion…it tapped into my soul on a primal fucking level…and despite the feminists trying to take that excitement away from us, they never will, because it’s printed in our DNA…so hard nipple all you want…normalize all you want…dudes…real dudes will still get boners from it.. I mean not necessarily when it’s Mandy Moore’s hard nipples, I mean she’s really never been that hot or interesting to me…but I know she’s got a very fucking creepy fan base…and really it’s still hard nipples….and isnt’ that what it’s all about… IT IS.
Drunk Dude Grabs Ass – Gets Stabbed High Heel Struggle Biggest Banana Ever Two Girls Crash into a Car Fapping and Driving….We’ve All Been There Slutty Granny of the Day
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
