Dakota Johnson is Don Johnson’s Miami Vice ejaculate that was left inside Melanie Griffith’s womb when they were likely on drugs in the 80s…and relevant… She’s not on my list of favorite celebrity kids who work as actors because acting is a joke and anyone can do it…but she’s a celebrity kid who work as actors because acting is a joke… They are like social media influencers with a budget…. The most interesting thing about her is that her grandma was jerked off on by Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds…something that gives Dakota some street cred….and acting jobs….but the second most interesting thing about her is these pics of her shaving her friend’s legs at some topless pool party…because…it looks like a good time, really what all girls should do together, be naked together, have a bit of soul…more interesting than any of her acting. I don’t know what these pics are for, but I’m thinking it must be a hipster magazine, it has that vibe of instagram “art”…for creeper photogs. WHO KNOWS… The post Dakota Johnson Shaving her Friends Leg Instagram Artist Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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