Tag Archives: sexy

Hilary Duff’s Tank Top Is A Hottie

I’m a little confused by these Hilary Duff pictures, on the one hand she’s showing off her sexy tight body in a nice little tank top and on the other she’s wearing disgusting dumpy fat girl sweatpants. Make up your mind. I don’t know whether to be intimidated by her good look or by her half a dozen drinks because she’s a fat chick. Who am I kidding, the girl’s a hot piece of ass no matter which way you slice it… I’ve got no chance. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Kristin Cavallari Sexy Meter Maid

It’s pretty clear to me that Kristin Cavallari is trying to get my attention, stop denying our love princess. Here she is in her sexy little dress sensually feeding the meter like a good responsible driver. She obviously knows about my fetish for pictures of hot chicks feeding parking meters, it’s a known thing, we have an annual meeting. Why else would anyone touch one of those nasty things? Anyhow, she’s doing this just to torment me…. And I like. Who gets the last laugh this time?

Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures

I did it, I can’t believe it, but I did it. I’ve been asking/begging Ashley Greene to step up her game and wear something sexier than her workout leggings for what feels like months now, and she’s finally listened to me. Here she is hanging out at some douche pool in her sexy little bikini. I love it. I love it so much I can even manage to overlook that retarded hat she’s wearing. I don’t care, she’s in a bikini!! more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Natasha Alam Is A Hottie… Whoever She Is

Apparently this Natasha Alam chick was in Playboy and has a recurring role on True Blood , I watch the show and don’t know who she is, not that it matters because right now I have no idea what her face even looks like. Here she is on the set of something called ‘Drop Dead Gorgeous’ hanging out in her sexy little underwear, not a bad way to get someone’s attention if you ask me. Keep it up.

Ashley Greene Needs My Attention

I don’t want to say that constantly seeing pictures of Ashley Greene in her sexy little workout gear has made me immune to her hotness, but I’m beginning to think she doesn’t have anything else to wear so I’m organizing a clothing drive for the Twilight hottie. There are a few restrictions though, I want only articles of clothing that have been previously worn by strippers or pornstars. I will also accept items with the terms see through or crotchless in the title. Thank you.

Holly Madison Sucks!

Maybe it’s just my imagination, but there’s something both wholesome and perverted about a Playboy playmate sucking on a lollipop in a little pink dress. Here’s Holly Madison doing her thing on the red carpet at some event the other day that involves her putting things in her sexy little mouth. I don’t care what it is, I’m just glad that someone thought of giving her something to suck on for the cameras. Well done. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Hilary Duff’s Hotness Can’t Fool Me

Here’s Hilary Duff out the other night looking as cute as ever as she tries to get my attention with her sexy plaid pants. She’s such tease. I was kind of hoping that we’d see a little more of her hot little pilates body now that she’s been working it out all the time, but I guess these will have to do for now…. PS… Show more boobs. Call me.

Jessica and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures

Alright, this is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been waiting for all summer, two hot half naked chicks messing around together having a good old time. Here are sexy sisters Ashley and Jessica Hart playing frisbee in their sexy little bikinis together. I’ve heard of Ultimate Frisbee before, but I always thought it was something that losers did because they couldn’t play soccer. This is definitely Ultimate Frisbee … Can I play?

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Exposed

In case any of you were wondering how Lindsay Lohan’s boobs were coping with being associated with this whole I’m drunk and I don’t care who knows it attitude…. They’re doing just fine. Here they are looking clean and sober on the cover of GQ Germany. I know, what the hell do the Germans know about Lindsay Lohan’s boobies?…… Apparently enough to get them into a position I like…. Exposed.

Hilary Duff Is Far Too Sexy

Yes, Hilary Duff left her house wearing something other than a pilates workout outfit . I love it. Not that I don’t like her workout gear I just think that showing off her sexy goodness in a tight short skirt is a much better idea. I’m sure you all agree. Here she is walking the streets the other day making me wish I had paid that crazy homeless guy whatever price he wanted to tape my camera to his shoe. A jar full of my girlfriend’s hair seems like a good bargain right about now. I’ m glad to see that all that working out has paid off… Now please excuse me while I go give myself a workout.