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Ashley Greene’s Hotness Gets All Sweaty

I’m happy to report that Ashley Greene is Keeping herself nice and fit for me and my loyal readers. Here she is getting all hot and bothered after leaving the gym the other day in her sexy workout spandex. What do I have to do to get reincarnated as spandex? Is it just a matter of cutting a cheque or do I have to actually do something worthwhile for charity? Forget it, with my luck I’ll come back as spandex in some fat European dudes speedo. No thank you. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Ashley Greene’s Hotness Walking The Streets

Obviously you know by now that I’m not getting enough Ashley Greene in my life, which might explain why I post pictures of her practically every day, I do it in the hopes of getting a more evenly balanced hotties diet. Anyhow, here she is doing her sexy thing walking the streets yesterday, not walking the streets in the way that I might be able to buy her affection for about an hour and a half, but still looking hot as hell. Sweet.

Hilary Duff’s Sexiness Hits The Spot

I was kind of hoping that these pictures of Hilary Duff leaving her sexy SUV would be slightly hotter than this, I don’t know why, but I just did. I guess it could be worse, her boyfriend could be in the shot (I cropped him out). The good news is she wearing a tight pilates outfit which can only mean that she’s been working out or going for coffee or doing whatever hot chicks do in Los Angeles when they’re not working out but wear pilates outfits.

Christina Aguilera Hides Her Front Meat

Here’s Christina Aguilera out the other day in her sexy jeans and a t-shirt with some sort of cult symbol on it that is distracting me from her boobs. I don’t like it. Maybe she’s been in a cult for years and this is the first we’re hearing of it, that would explain the constant wearing of clown makeup and the marriage to the creepy little hairy guy. He’s probably a grand wizard and gets his pick of the new recruits. I knew there had to be some explanation for this crap. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here

TMZ’s Kick-Ass Cook-Out Contest — WINNER!

The tribe has spoken — and the sexy soldiers smoked the competition in our ” Kick-Ass Cook-Out ” Contest! This week’s Contest is TMZ’s Titillating Tan Lines Contest — so get your sexiest tan -filled photos and email ’em in early for a chance at this… Read more

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Blake Lively’s Hotness Back In Action

It feels like it’s been forever since we last had my future ex wife Blake Lively on the site, I don’t know where she’s been hiding, but it’s nice to see her back in action. Here she is in her sexy green cleavage dress making stupid oversized hats look sexy. Maybe I scared her away with all my comments about being in love with her and wanting to impregnate her face. I hope not, I meant it in the nicest way possible with nothing but love and respect in my heart. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Ankle Cover Up

Here’s Lindsay Lohan out the other night in her sexy weird outfit on her way to do something, who knows, probably nothing very exciting now that she’s clean and sober (wink). Whatever it is she’s up to she’s looking pretty good doing it. I kinda like that she always has to wear sexy boots to cover up her anti-booze ankle bracelet, now if the judge could somehow force her to show me her boobs justice would be served.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Belly

I’m a little torn by these pictures of Kelly Brook , she’s hot and showing off her sexy little belly, but her outfit is pretty rotten. It looks like something a yoga instructor would wear in the early ’90s. If she’s wanted to wear a classic workout outfit she should have chosen that thong bathing suit with the bicycle shorts underneath from the 80’s. Leg warmers and all. Hot.

Katy Perry’s Sweet Milk And Cookies

I have to hand it to Katy Perry , all that hard work at the gym has made her very comfortable wearing her sexy latex 80’s prostitute dresses. Well done. Here she is performing one of her annoying songs on MuchMusic giving a new meaning to the words milk and cookies. Get it? Because she’s got chocolate chip cookies on her dress and she’s got big fat boobs… Boobs produce milk… Not my greatest work. more pictures of Katy Perry here

More Salma Hayek MILF Cleavage

After yesterday’s big purple Salma Hayek MILF cleavage spectacular , I thought I’d back it up with some pictures of the latina hottie in her sexy leather biker mom vest. I wish I was a two year old so I could say to Salma’s baby “Dude, your mom’s hot”. I’ve got a lot of friends and I’ve never had the chance to say that. Sorry guys. Anyhow, here she is leaving that show hosted by that guy who used to do Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live … Not Dennis Miller… The other guy.