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Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day

Posted on September 10, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eugenie Bouchard is bringing a very important reminder to all people, even those not from QUEBEC, CANADA…and that is that you can take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of FRENCH CANADA…..you can even give her a career, that may not be as lucrative as her ROMANIAN far less hot replacement, but that is still a career that can be turned into social media influencer, which is what all the girls crave anyway…..BUT you can’t take the FRENCH CANADIAN out of the girl…and I don’t mean she’s got a French Canadian cock up in her, I just mean French Canadian girls are all fucking horny mental case sluts who have “stripper” as their backup plan, in case the tennis thing doesn’t work. It’s cultural, they say it is passion, or JOIE DE VIVRE, but I say that it leads to great sex that comes from the depth of their soul…cuz they are crazy insatiable perverts…not that I deal with French Chicks, I just know people who do…and it is wild…. So Eugenie Bouchard sluts it for the paparazzi as a response to the Bianca chick’s win, you know to make her feel better, get some attention as a second tier cuz all these girls hate each other….we get to watch her intro to her sex tape….French Canadians…right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eugenie Bouchard Water Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day

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Camila Mendes on the cover of Women’s Health Magazine talking about college rape.. lovely…or hot…or SAD….depending on what kind of victim blaming you’re into… From my perspective, I am not going to even read the story, mainly because I don’t care about “THE NECK”…that is what I call this one….from “Riverdale”…a show that should have ended after season one….instead of it becoming a sexual assault on all of our brains that it became….which I can assume this one had something to do with it because she is the expert on sexual assault… So from my perspective, unless you are jumped walking home at night in an alley, you are not a “Rape” victim, you are an idiot who is too trusting, who doesn’t protect herself. YOU are to blame for all bad things that happen to you…99.9 percent of the time. I get that it is a trend or cool to be a rape victim, but it’s annoying for those of us who don’t fucking care…kee your pussy and it’s conquests and failures to your damn self….unless you’re actually posting pics of it…which I am cool with… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Camila Mendes Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged…. CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Aniston Boring Erotica of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Aniston reminds me of the importance of retirement. This woman makes millions a year off residuals from FRIENDS….seriously, it was that big of a show. She doesn’t need to ever work again, and yet, her ego forces her to continue to exist, instead of taking a break, focusing on her childless life, because the real narcissism isn’t coming out confident in your tits at an old age, it is saying “fuck being seen, fuck the audience and fans, I’m going to fuck off and do something for myself”….open a store, move to a small town, go off the grid, buy a hotel in some tropical location…LIVE a fucking dream.. But instead they do the actor hustle, fighting for that OSCAR or some other shit, because acting may not be actual work, but it is STILL work…that leads to polluting us with images of her oldness. No one needs to see her oldness…her oldness is why Friends residuals pay out…her fans are turning to that to see the nips…not this old lady shit. These celebs never retire, sure they barely work, it’s a joke of a job that pays way too much, but they should still go OFF camera when they look like their pussy smells like mothballs. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Aniston Boring Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Reese Witherspoon Wetsuit Porno of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon surfing in Malibu…nothing hotter than seeing an old lady in an oversized, thick as fuck wet suit, to not taint our souls…all women who are over 30 year olds should ALL be obligated to wear this bathing suit style. We call it…the rebellion to the old ladies in bikinis, to focus on thick as fuck wet suits to cover up the fact that you’re old as fuck in a respectful way to the audience…embrace being an old dumpy mom…stop the other ladies and their LYING. LET THIS BE YOU INSPIRATION….old bitches. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Reese Witherspoon Wetsuit Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Moss on a Roller Coaster of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

NEW FETISH ALERT… So fashion photographer Peter Lindbergh died today. He is credited as being the person who invented the Super Model, by focusing on people like Kate Moss, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell, back in 1990….something that worked out well for Kate Moss…who was overpaid for a pretty ridiculous skillset… Well he hasn’t got shit on what the people actually like…not just because he is dead…and was old….but because produced pics are shit….what we really want to see is these models on Roller Coasters….30 years later…..pics taken from a fucking roller coaster camera instead of by a photographer…it’s less pretentious that way…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Moss on a Roller Coaster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shay Mitchell Naked and Pregnant of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Shay Mitchell reminding us that she is not only pregnant as fuck but is also still a slut who gets naked because she thinks she’s hot…even when pregnant, a historically disgusting time for a woman… The fact is that girls think they are hot when they are pregnant, it’s some hormonal delusion that comes with bringing a baby to life inside their cunt. It is like they don’t realize how what they are doing is the basis of humanity and thus not that special…most women are capable of this, even those who identify as men… So the ego and narcissism, the celebrate herself everyday cuz she is her own passion, pretty self involved and tacky, but check out that milky tit….it’s large. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shay Mitchell Naked and Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Dumb Ugly and Lame of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is not hot. Sure she’s skinny, possibly tall and athletic, she got it from her daddy…and she is definitely the hottest of the trash Kardashians. We call her the one who isn’t BLACKFISHING too hard by pretending to be black, like the other spoiled Beverly Hills girl who created a media empire that only proves how dumb society is for buying into it… She doesn’t have the clown face or clown ass the rest do, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t used the family Plastic Surgery clinic in Bruce’s basement….where he gets all his man parts chopped. It just means she’s less cartoon like, still cartoon like, being a terrible role model to the young generation that don’t stand a fucking chance….becuase they grow u in this and are dumb as fuck….but this doesn’t help….Kendall trash. You know she really looks more like this.. Here’s a topless photo from her Instagram.. TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF BORING LAME AND UGLY KENDALL JENNER CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Dumb Ugly and Lame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dora Madison Burge With the Full Nudity of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dora Madison Burge BEEN on the nudity tip, but here she is showing it all off.. even her pointy nipples because she may not know much, but she sure figured out what instagram is about, but also what being an attention seeking exhibitionist willing to do anything to make it, like all those girls who Weinstein baited / masturbated / etc….believe all women, don’t mean you need to respect all women, cuz some are gutter sex working sluts and should be treated as such….that’s not to say treat your sex working slut badly, it’s just that you shouldn’t treat her like a legitimate respectable person in society who is self made, creative, inspiring, or interesting…it just means…know she’s a whore and don’t think anything more of her, because if you do – you’ll be left disappointed. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dora Madison Burge With the Full Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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