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Meghan Markle Shares Birthday Tribute to Prince Harry (And a New Photo of Little Archie!)

Prince Harry celebrated a pair of milestones on Sunday: 1. His 35th birthday. 2. His very first birthday as a father. And beloved/beautiful/polarizing wife Meghan Markle was right there to shower her husband with figurative kisses in one of the sweetest tributes you’ll read this month. “Wishing a very happy birthday to His Royal Highness Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex!” opened a caption to the photo above, which was posted @sussexroyal Instagram account. In the very bottom right of this collage, among many other personal and candid photos of Harry, we get a glimpse at a brand new snapshot of him, Markle and their son, Archie. The new image depitcs a doting Harry crouching down to look at his child, who is on mom Meghan’s lap, during a special celebration back in the summer. Elsewhere in the photograph collection? A few childhood pics of Harry, including one him as a baby with his late mother Princess Diana. Also one of Harry as a small boy with brother Prince William. There’s also a gorgeous picture of of the Duke and Duchess kissing at their 2018 wedding. And, finally, pics of Harry in his military uniforms and meeting people on his Royal tours. Wrote Markle herself as a message to Harry: Your service to the causes you care so deeply for inspires me every day. You are the best husband and most amazing dad to our son. We love you. Happiest birthday! Next week, Meghan and Harry are scheduled to travel with young Archie to South Africa for what will mark the child’s first Royal tour. It ought to garner the family a great deal of attention, but today belongs to Harry, not his precious offspring. “Wishing a very happy birthday to The Duke of Sussex today!” read a message on the Instagram page of Kensington Palace, which represents the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, alongside a photo of the brothers dressed in military uniforms and smiling at one another. Perhaps this caption will put to rest rumors  of a feud between Harry and William . But probably not, knowing the media and all those supermarket tabloids, you know? Harry’s father Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall also sent their best to the birthday boy today, as did The Royal Family Instagram account, which represents Queen Elizabeth and other members of the family. “Wishing a very Happy Birthday to The Duke of Sussex, who turns 35 today!” Charles and Camilla’s post read. “Happy Birthday to The Duke of Sussex – 35 today! #HappyBirthdayHRH” the Queen’s post read. Harry and Meghan got married in May of 2018 and welcomed their son into the world in May of 2019. We join all these others in sending our best birthday wishes to his adoring dad. View Slideshow: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Share Never-Before-Seen Wedding Pics on 1-Year Anniversary

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Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day

This just in Rachel McCord has a rash from wiping her whore ass too hard…. This isn’t news because Rachel McCord barely exists. But it is funny to see a rashed up ass cheek you know can have a few causes, I am not WEBMD…but my instinct says STD, FUNGUS, ALLERGIES, TOO MUCH TACO BELL, maybe she’s GLUTEN INTOLERANT, DAIRY INTOLERANT, or it could be CROHNS….high acidity in her feces….pulled up to her tailbone thanks to that lesson of UTI – WIPE FRONT TO BACK – FRONT TO BACK – RIGHT UP YOUR BACK…that’s all I got. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rachel McCord Inflamed Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Moore Nude of the Day

In keeping up with tonight’s theme of OLD LADIES NO ONE ASKED TO SEE NAKED – GETTING NAKED … DEMI MOORE has brought herself out of the crypt she lives in to bring you a 75 year old naked on the cover of some print mag, cuz print is dead, and so are the people they put on the cover. I saw GHOST, bitch. I get it….and I guess most of the people picking up this magazine off newstands saw GHOST also…back when it came out and they were 40…. But for us virile men, we don’t need to be looking at some old bitch who may have been hot thanks to millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery, during a brief period of time, when you were hard sold her by the media…she was in everything…and you couldn’t cross reference her with her daugters to see her TRUE being… Point being, this doesn’t look good to me, it’s not brave to me, it’s not exciting to me…but it is an old bitch being shameless trying to brag while not being a younger chick we are more interested in seeing naked…Take it back to the CRYPT…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Moore Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bianca Andreescu Tennis Champ Titties of the Day

Bianca Andreescu is not hot, but she’s HOT in terms of the media loving her for being some old fat tennis player, who may be the best, but who is also rich, lazy and near 40, in what I find surprising that no one else has been able to match in the sport, because sports ability is supposed to evolve and the young youngs are supposed to b dramatically better than the olds… Either way, this one is now a crow favorite, and based on her interviews I could tell she listens to too much drake, speaks in MEMES and is first to show off her fitness ass, cuz it’s an ass, and she’s been told through media asses are good…now that the people are watching…because tennis is cool and all, it made her 4 million in a day, but influencers is where its at…or some shit… It’s funny to think that a girl accomplishes a huge fucking thing, like winning the US open and within a 4 days, is have naked with her ass out, crawling around for a slutty selfie, cuz that is what they ACTUALLY care about….if you don’t believe me, just ask the other Canadian tennis star…. EUGENIE BOUCHARD … JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bianca Andreescu Tennis Champ Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens your original slutty selfie taking celebrity has decided to add a little sex to her outfits to her public appearances….that unfortunately don’t showcase her thick bush…because she is a hairy little monkey which I think is great because at the time it came out…bush was officially DEAD…and I don’t think her BUSH was influential or that it made any real impact in the world…and I don’t think the new BUSH wave of popularity I’ve been wanting for years has anything to do with her…but back then, when her High School Musical nudes happened. It was a big deal… That said, her new look, public lingerie and it’s great (enough)…you know not that great at all. My expert fashion consultant says she’s dressing like this with her new found tits cuz she’s pregnant and diverting from her GUNT….which I believe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Slutty Athlete of the Day

Some slutty Russian Athlete . I don’t know what sport she’s known for. I am going to assume it is HOCKEY, but I do know that spread ass Hockey pad pose is hilarious and amazing. It is like a UK Glamour model photoshoot from 10 years ago….perfect balance of trashy and cheesy and hot…. Since she’s actually a star player, it almost seems like she’s not shameless whoring for attention, because she’s got that Hockey thing, it is just her being fun and playful….since her real marketable skill is the HOCKEY…despite being shameless… I don’t know if she’s an actual star player, but since she’s Russian and since they put so much importance on being good at sport through doping. They used to pull young kids out of school and ship them to sport specific schools if they excelled at that sport at a young age. Meaning they take it seriously and I guess so does this girl….but not too seriously to keep her bands on… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Slutty Athlete of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Anastasiya Scheglova Erotica of the Day

Anastasiya Scheglova is an actress, known for Kak ya stal.. Pro lyubov. Tolko dlya vzroslykh and Olesya and other COLD WAR inspired communist hits… Straight from the mean streets of Eastern Europe / Russia…with that hot Russian sex worker look, and that Communist work camp work ethic, these girls are out there putting in work. Smarter, faster, better than lazy Westerners who don’t remember waiting in line for toilet paper only to find out they were out for the week and it was a week of creative ass wiping…not that this one remembers that, she’s too young…but her family raised her with that deep rooted in their souls….which is probably this one is making that HALF NAKED escape to greener richer pastures… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Anastasiya Scheglova Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Noah Cyrus Bikini Erotica of the Day

Noah Cyrus is doing her best MILEY CYRUS LESBIANISM because she’s a mooch bitch who only exists because of her sister. Her entire fucking existence as anything is because of her sister. Sure you can argue BILLY RAY has impact on the world with his one, now TWO hits, but if it wasn’t for Miley, the second tier bootleg sister wouldn’t be followed and we wouldn’t be talking about her taking a “Getting fucked by a strap on, strapped to a big girl”….seriously, we’d pay no attention to it…but instead I am looking at her trying to understand why she’s acting like she’s hot, obviously too much positive reinforcement when she was growing up so that she didn’t develop a complex for not being MILEY….chubby monster with her own take on lesbianism for attention and it’s a little too feminist college millennial for me…thanks to who is cast in the photos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is keeping busy now that EUPHORIA is over for the season. It has been renewed for another season…I watched it, I liked it….I expect it to get substantially fucking worse…but it was a break out role for her tits….and I guess that now makes her a vessel for said tits….tits that I assume her management knew all about when they decided to give her a shot and place her on some major hit shows before getting them a costarring role they deserve, or maybe we deserve to see, cuz the world doesn’t have enough huge tits on a skinny frame….clickbait, sure, but it’s good clickbait cuz it’s tits. TO SEE MORE PICS OF SYDNEY SWEENY’S MASSIVE TITS AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sydney Sweeney Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Lara Stone is old as ashit, assuming that shit is old, I always do because it has some bloody petrified look to it, that I assume means it’s been baking inside of me for at least a month…not that I want to be talking about my digestive issues due to what I assume is Hep….but wn I call a bitch old as shit, I ask myself “Is shit that old”…maybe I should use another example, maybe she is old as J.LO, or Old as that Grandmother I saw pissing on the side of the road outside the Salvation Army store cuz she clearly can’t afford diapers…which makes me wonder if Lara Stone is that old? Has she lost her ability to control her bladder? I feel like we’ve seen her nips for 20 maybe 30 years…back when tits for fashion was a thing reserved for busty models, before the whole modeling world got overtaken by the DO it Yourselfers… I guess none of this matters, other than my one Lara Stone story that involved her legal team aggressively coming after me about her Honeymoon pics back when she married some COMEDIAN…it was years ago, and even then she was old….and the pics were tame bikini pics…and this was years after we had seen her tits, her bare tits all the time, on the fucking regular, it’s why she got work….So I thought to myself…what a fucking cunt, coming after people like me, who are doing her a favor posting her…all to try to keep her honeymoon that clearly the paparazzi attended a fucking secret… when all I was doing was saying – here’s some recently married tit you’ve seen in a bikini….just a shitty attitude from clearly a shitty human…but the tits man….they’ve kept her afloat and here she is now… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lara Stone Big Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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