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Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy… It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers… I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation… It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals… Here she is being slutty on social media JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line… She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere. I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white. I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars… Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling is a magical experience to those of us who love the simplicity of white trash America. Who remember a time when mud wrestling happened outside your favorite BBQ shack / bar. When we were allowed to JELLO wrestle on a Tuesday at the bar for cheap steak and potatos and some draft beer than tasted like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in years… And who like her outfit…hot… I remember those days of wet t-shirt contests….mud wrestles…it was all so simple minded then…we like tits, show us them tits. So seeing it done in an ironic way by a super fucking rich girl identifying as part of something she’s so not a part of and has no real understanding of is fine…I get it…it’s just a good time…she can go home to her mansion and whatever…so no harm is really done in this…unless you believe in culturally appropriating white poor people….in which case you best be mad…this is some White Trash Face…like blackface only no one cares…but instead we should focus on how hot she’s lookin’…being trashy. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lily Rose Depp Mud Wrestling Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring. The post Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day

Bella Thorne and her click bait with her BFF who is apparently also her lover, that her troll wizard looking, lesbian looking, crackhead pan sexual gender confused opportunist boyfriend in his 40s gets to jerk off on.. They are attention seeking for their record label that is a thing because the internet is dumb as fuck and buy into anything they find popular… They aren’t attention seeking hard enough for my liking, because if you’re gonna put it out there…put it out there with genitals… We’ve already seen this Disney Kid turned instagram whore pretty fucking naked like the bootleg follow Miley’s lead to take charge of their sexuality for marketing purposes cuz tits get hits!. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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