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Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter has been on camera since she was a kid, so it’s second nature to her. The good days and the bad days, the days she felt good and the days she felt like shit….on camera…. Most people hate the camera, I mean traditionally most people hated the camera, before cell phone cameras happened and everyone started doing their own media training, ready for all pics…now everyone is a narcissistic fuck ready to be on camera… But the point of this was that she is comfortable on camera, looking her worst, or her best she doesn’t care….so she obviously knows her angles that make her look less fat…and that is what this bikini magic is….I don’t know what angle that is but it’s the leanest she’s looked with titty focal point for the big titty big girl…it works. Anyone who fucks fat girls knows missionary is the best approach, gravity is on your side, as long as the tits are harnessed….I guess she’s learned this the hard way. Well, as it turns out, she is back in the gym, showing the world her failed trainer training her… with hard nipples…because like many fat chicks…she’s got fat tits. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Knows her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp and Her Friend’s Ass in Tight Outfits of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Rose Depp is our favorite entitled rich girl trying to make a name for herself in a very lazy because she’s rich kind of way…thanks to being rich because her dad is Johnny Depp who made a lot of money off all the Disney Movies he did….and that we appreciate because he’s a fucking drunk. I don’t know why I like her, but there’s something pretty amazing about her, not necessarily cuz she’s in some leotard about to go to some Ballet or Gymnastics class to work on her flexibility, i think this outfit is just the trend now….you know bike shorts… I just know that I think she’s hot, and bratty and annoying or not…I don’t have to deal with that shit, I just get to look onto America’s royalty, celebrated for nothing she’s accomplished other than the house she’s born into, or in Johnny Depp’s case, one of his 15 houses….and that’s what matters…living that dream. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Paris Jackson Topless for Fashion of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When Paris Jackson first started popping up in the media, I didn’t care much for her, I just thought another trust fund kid, who I can’t imagine is actually MJs kid, but if she was she was safe, thanks to her not being a little boy like Culkin…. But for some reason, besides her retarded tattoos, because I hate tattoos, or the fact that she fucks or dated or was bi sexual with Cara Delevingne, a mooch working every angle, undeserving of any and all attention she gets….. I now find her pretty fucking hot…. It’s funny how these things happen, but I blame perversion…and the willingness to want to have sex with anything under the age of 35 (the age women die)…or at least stare at their tits cuz sex is too cardio intensive for an obese impotent man like me. You get what I am saying, young in and of itself is hot….as is rich…as is….broken. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson Topless for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Jackson Topless for Fashion of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When Paris Jackson first started popping up in the media, I didn’t care much for her, I just thought another trust fund kid, who I can’t imagine is actually MJs kid, but if she was she was safe, thanks to her not being a little boy like Culkin…. But for some reason, besides her retarded tattoos, because I hate tattoos, or the fact that she fucks or dated or was bi sexual with Cara Delevingne, a mooch working every angle, undeserving of any and all attention she gets….. I now find her pretty fucking hot…. It’s funny how these things happen, but I blame perversion…and the willingness to want to have sex with anything under the age of 35 (the age women die)…or at least stare at their tits cuz sex is too cardio intensive for an obese impotent man like me. You get what I am saying, young in and of itself is hot….as is rich…as is….broken. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Paris Jackson Topless for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them on the streets, they can cut costs substantially…. It’s not quite cloning, but could be, I think it’s more going through the DNA and manually imputing genes to have a certain size tit, ass, waist, hair and eye color…creepy in and of itself, but if you watched Weird Science in the 80s…it’s a fucking fetish…so she is a fucking fetish, until she dies of terrible cancers caused by playing god. I like her bikini tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Irina Shayk Tits for Fashion of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk may be older, a mom, locked down in her A-List fucking and getting knocked up hustle…that apparently worked out for her. She may have had a lot of work done to her face and body and whatever else to maintain that look we all liked so much when she used Ronaldo to get to America in Sports Illustrated, where she became famous, paid and jerked off to by the masses, not bad for some Russian chick who was likely raised poor but had a Russian work ethic to make things happen for her…thanks in part to looking like Irina Shayk… But I still think she’s wonderful….especially holding her tit in a bra…it’s perfect. How you’d want any and all sex workers to be really. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rebecca Black, the gone viral for the dumbest song ever, is still out there, remembered and famous enough for people to stare at her big tits, the way god intended it to be, when he invented tits, he knew he was giving women competitive advantage…. Point being is that if you have a dumb fucking viral song a decade ago, you can still get seen, noticed, remembered, put on the VIP list…so long as you got tits… People are such suckers, I just haven’t figured out how to make them suck me, without paying them. I think going viral would be the best thing that could ever happen to anyone – especially early on in their social media internet life…. Rather than doing daily updated posts about nonsense for 14 or 15 years…which is insane. I have done 40,000 posts on this site, not 1 of them has gone viral… 40,0000 posts….hundreds of original videos and photoshoots, MEMES, etc…..NOT ONE HAS GONE VIRAL…. While other people put out one picture, one photoshoot, one video and boom…they make millions of dollars… You would think I would take a fucking hint already right… Well clearly I’m a masochist. The post Rebecca Black Bathing Suit Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney’s on the comeback…not that she was ever anyone or ever went anywhere – she just doesn’t do all that much content and tat’s too bad since she has monster tits. I heard rumors that she was trying to target women, and didn’t want to do a slutty feed, but then I saw comments by her fans begging for bikini pics…because she is better utilized in a bikini…and she’s realized what matters, where the money is, and is bringing it. I support this decision. This strategy. Keep it going. A Towel… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

From exploited country singing child star, catering to the good wholesome old fashion family values, the people you hear on the Christian Radio who don’t like things changing, and who likely don’t own computers or internet and still buy CDs, who are 98 percent white folks, who work hard, live modest and don’t whore the fuck down… To homewrecking fake tits with a lot of money who allowed her inner trash out, who said fuck you Christians I’m bad, and they’ll forgive me, cuz of Jesus….and she’s one of them….even though she’s really just an LA rich bimbo who happens to know how to sing, it’s how she got here. I don’t hate LeAnn Rimes, she’s old now, has tits, shows off the tits, and that’s enough for me…if anything, I find the whole storyline funny because it shows how much of a scam marketing can be…especially when marketing to retards. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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