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Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up…. I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe…. However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day

It’s nice to see Ashley Tisdale making fun of her face..because I’ve been making fun of her face since she happened, since she had the botched nose job, since she was famous and celebrated on High School musical, but despite being a judgemental, mean spirited asshole who likes to make fun of the famous women being celebrated as hot, I always said she’s got a rockin’ body…and now that she’s older the body isn’t necessarily still rockin, but she’s finally got some tits and that’s alright…right… This one’s for the fans… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day

Here’s some Ava Sambora celebrating her mom’s insanity with some tits… Because every rocker girl who ends up getting an acting job, but more interestingly a rockstar husband who she makes babies with…ends up with a drug addiction and crazy. So nothing like a rich as fuck trust fund kid, I mean her dad is in Bon Jovi…trying the bikini model thing, while her mom is out there trying to kill herself…for whatever reason… Which I guess means there’s some deep rooted trauma in this girl being raised by a psycho, and even if she seems resilient, she’s hurting on the inside…no one wants to see their mom suffer, especially when she’s Heather Locklear… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ava Sambora’s Crazy Mother Bikini Tribute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lea Michele Bikini Top of the Day

When I look at Lea Michele – I always wonder when her big dick is going to sneak out and make an appearance, because I am not convinced she’s had the full surgery, despite the hormones she’s been taking a long time…. I guess it’s convenient that she’s wearing baggy pants so she can strap that dong down to her leg and not blow her cover officially…especially not before her wedding to some dude who I guess must be rich since all the rich guys I know like Trannies… I could be wrong about her gender, what is gender anyway….but I will say… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lea Michele Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day

Iggy Azalea is fucking the floor…and is announcing to the world that she’s fucking the floor…and by the world I mean her fans and people like me who rip off her content for perverts who are into seeing some fat ass, fake ass, white girl who fucks black guys and manages to become some kind of rapper, ripping off everyone, lying about everything, culturally appropriating…and now fucking the floor.. Because she’s racy, gutter, and knows sex sells…but the fascinating thing in all this is that we didn’t hear her name in a fucking year but now that she’s released some music…she’s ready to JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Fucks the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day

Sophie and Sistine Stallone while in this position – don’t look too much like Sylvester…like they do when you look at them face on – and I can appreciate their hustle and attempt to get as famous as possible riding their dad’s name and money…. This picture is racy, aggressive, but if you go to the bach or the pool – the thong bathing suits are everywhere – whole lot of ass and pussy on all fours…just bending over casually….but to the right audience…totally inappropriate as fuck…in a porno stance… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie and Sistine Stallone while in this position – don’t look too much like Sylvester…like they do when you look at them face on – and I can appreciate their hustle and attempt to get as famous as possible riding their dad’s name and money…. This picture is racy, aggressive, but if you go to the bach or the pool – the thong bathing suits are everywhere – whole lot of ass and pussy on all fours…just bending over casually….but to the right audience…totally inappropriate as fuck…in a porno stance… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day

YOU CAN SEE HER MOM DIDDY AND AFLECK FUCKING PUSSY!! There’s nothing exciting about J.Lo, but J.Lo is still J.Lo and the people still fucking love her because she’s J.Lo…and super famous and at a certain level of celebrity the world doesn’t care if you keep bringing out the shit…they just care that they’re out doing it…and I guess it’s a good thing that J.Lo is such a fucking ego, she’s refused to let herself get fat and disgusting because even if she did all her loyal fans would still love that fat ass and the body that grew into it…so I can appreciate this cameltoe experience….as much as I can…despite not giving a fuck about J.Lo… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post J.Lo Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day

I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it…. We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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