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Bella Thorne Bikini Squat of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne Bikini Squat is missing one thing… Her massive, too much rave drugs, pile of shit….you know she had because she has that fast metabolism still, she’s young and has muscle from her pre-raving fitness days… If you’ve ever been in rave bathrooms / jerked off in Rave bathrooms, you’ll know it’s the one place you can still get crabs….oh and there’s shit everywhere…cuz ravers, even fake ravers like this Disney idiot…are disgusting…and so is Bella Thorne. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bikini Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Short Shorts for Jesus of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was once on a plane with James Prince from Rap-A-Lot records…he owns an island in Belize thanks to making stupid money of Texas rap…. So I don’t know why the fuck this Jesus Freak is rockin’ his jacket…is she one of those URBAN hip hop Jesus freaks who parties, dresses like a slut for the internet, walks around with her vagina out, but knows that she’s acccepted Jesus into her life, so it’s ok…cuz he died for her sins or some shit… But at least Kylie Jenner is a billionaire thanks to her cosmetic company… I can almost see her JESUS LIPS…..that are now Bieber lips…and have been since she was a good christian having underage anal sex pre-marriage with the pop star…. I guess their marriage may make her Canadian…welcome to my sisterhood…let’s maple syrup wrestle eating beavers as we do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailey Baldwin Short Shorts for Jesus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Izabel Goulart Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart has a hot fucking body. I used to really appreciate her workout videos. I don’t think I’ve watched any of them in a very fucking long time because I fucking hate instagram…but there was a while where I was posting them all the time….you can probably check the archives if you care…and I probably wrote the exact same thing I’m writing now about old bitches who still like to walk the VS lingerie runway….so they stay in shape….who ditched out on the brand’s day to day angel-ing to move back to Brazil on her pile of money…..to focus on being close to 40 fucking years old and committed to health and nutrition…pretty much retired..not bad for a Brazilian…who may be a tranny, I mean the muscle tone coupled with hearing that Brazil has the best Trannies that look like women so long as you’re not scared of AIDS….and you’re not…because you’d wear it as a badge of “Look everyone, all the haters, I have proof I’ve had sex, POSITIVE PROOF”…. Either way, her body is mental… See how mental it is….and all it takes is diet and exercise slackers…don’t know how to take an athlete approach to winning at life. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Izabel Goulart Hot Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today, even though it’s 8:49 in the morning, and I am still awake from drinking all night and uploading nonsense for you unappreciative pieces of shit to look at and not give me any money for…. I posted a pic of new Olympic Starlet Chloe Kim in a bikini….. I figure it’s only fair to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and show an Old as fuck, weathered and beaten Olympian in a bikini…sure this one isn’t a Gold Medalist and has let down the country but for a while was masturbation fodder in the men’s magazines for you perverts…so as she ages like a good old fashioned loaf of bread…she wants to document the demise in bikini pics so you can join her in that demise..and this is her most recent erotic….you can see her hip bridge / pussy print if you look hard enough…but you already know that don’t you…cuz you’re looking hard enough. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

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MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just did a post on GIGI HADID’s HARD NIPPLES …so it’s only fair that I give some attention to her coat tail riding mooch sister….since every conversation that ever started with Bella Hadid, started with “She’s Gigi Hadid’s ugly sister people find interesting looking because her dad paid them to”… Well, she’s in a bikini as she does, she’s sexualizing herself far more than the other ones, because I guess you have to when you’re the ugly one….and apparently Bella Hadid has sand in her pussy, or maybe it’s just herpes…these things happen when you’re banging rappers to make yourself relevant, and that shit, when it comes in contact with salt water…fucking burns… That’s how I’ve interpreted this picture and that’s all I’m willing to put into my interpretation of the picture. I mean other than saying I prefer my dyke porn with more dyking in it….if you’re going to be in bikinis together…SCISSOR…or share a double ended dildo… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they pop the booty, or as it’s called PUSH the booty, they all have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and I guess that’s why I’m posting this. She is old though….and if memory serves me well…is that even the expression…I remember she had a great round booty with the same surface area as her forehead so it was fucking huge…where’s that booty now…in an era of all girls having booty…cuz this cleavage is less eventful…that full on 40 year old ass. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mena Suvari’s Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tracee Ellis Ross is something I would be fine never fucking seeing ever in my life. I get it, her mom is Diana Ross. I get it, her sister in law is Ashley Simspon… But the topless pool pics, all artistic but barely erotic…just make no sense to me. I will post them anyway – Inclusivity you know. All women created equal. Size inclusive, race inclusive, etc. The post Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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