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Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day

Posted on July 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is in lingerie – because she’s Rita Ora and that’s what she does. I could tell you a story about how I was at a Sam Smith Grammy party in 2016 or 2015, that I snuck into thanks to Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant, and while waiting in line, after Ed Sheeran called me “bro”, for some free drinks because it was open bar, I was behind who I thought was Kelly Osbourne…but who turned out to be Rita Ora after the person I was with told me – That is Rita Ora… Now I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Kelly Osbourne but she’s a big, and thus my first hand account of Rita Ora, being literally a foot away from her, was that she was Kelly Osbourne… I think Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were at that part also, beefing over Diplo or something…I mean open bar at celebrity events, what do you think I remember anything…cuz I don’t….. You probably won’t believe that story…but Rita Ora knows she was there…and so do I…. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

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I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut… But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good….. I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom…. She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star. Here she is slutty on Instagram JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens has always been a crowd favorite here at DrunkenStepfather.com. I have appreciated her for a very long time, not because of her acting abilities, talents or successes…or because she dated Zac Efron for the sake of their Disney show…as part of their manufactured marketing bullshit…but because she was one of the earliest celebs to have leaked cell phone selfies, like some kind of naughty girl, and most interestingly, she was rocking a bush…and sure she seems like the hairy type who can’t help but have a giant bush…the kind that grows back hours after a wax…but that doesn’t change the fact that she had a bush and I love bush. Her team tried to pretend she was underage in those pics to get people to delete them, a good tactic, and it worked, I don’t fuck with those pics now, but I know what she looks like naked and I’ll reference that memory to these bikini pics…and imagine… I just wish her monster bush was coming out of her bikini bottoms from every angel…it would make me much happier. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has always been a crowd favorite here at DrunkenStepfather.com. I have appreciated her for a very long time, not because of her acting abilities, talents or successes…or because she dated Zac Efron for the sake of their Disney show…as part of their manufactured marketing bullshit…but because she was one of the earliest celebs to have leaked cell phone selfies, like some kind of naughty girl, and most interestingly, she was rocking a bush…and sure she seems like the hairy type who can’t help but have a giant bush…the kind that grows back hours after a wax…but that doesn’t change the fact that she had a bush and I love bush. Her team tried to pretend she was underage in those pics to get people to delete them, a good tactic, and it worked, I don’t fuck with those pics now, but I know what she looks like naked and I’ll reference that memory to these bikini pics…and imagine… I just wish her monster bush was coming out of her bikini bottoms from every angel…it would make me much happier. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Thirst Trap of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid loves attention. Probably because she was the ugly sister growing up, and now is seen as the hot sister everyone is into….an it girl or whatever… But what the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…and really all girls like Bella Hadid…not the hottest girls, packaged as hot, relevant, all because they are rich…. The girl had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them… She rode her sister’s coattails and together they thought “this is easy”….all well being the best promotional tool for their dad’s model fetish…I’ve said it before but the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me…which is not the ultimate decision maker… I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it. I like hard work…but I guess hard attention seeking is hard work in and of it’s own right…. Look at the tits…that’s what I’m here for…that face…that has to go. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Thirst Trap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Fame Whoring for America Because July 4th is a Good Excuse to Fame Whore of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As far as I’m concerned, this is the American Dream… Being a famewhore on the internet that the paparazzi have decided you’re relevant enough to have your picture taken in themed photoshoots just because they are desperate for content to sell pics…and these famewhores aren’t even that creative in what they do but know if they post theme pics the fame will possibly grow…rather than just ignoring the opportunity to get posted about… It’s silly, especially since there are girls on instagram who are actually young and hot doing their own version of the famewhore for July 4th….who have more following and more celebrity in their eco system…but the paparazzi is dated and only take pics of nobodies no one cares about.. Weird. Alicia Arden – Not a Celeb – But a Famewhore and that Counts…. Arianny Celeste Still Exists…for America Anna Braga – 50 Year Old Sex Worker Allison Stokke – Pole Rider Nadeea Volianova – Whatever the Fuck THis Is… Blanca Blanco in a Bikini To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Fame Whoring for America Because July 4th is a Good Excuse to Fame Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

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Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot… I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her.. Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich… I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old… She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face…. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream…. America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became. The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large… Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is…. From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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