Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream…. America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became. The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large… Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is…. From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Lindsey Vonn all wet… Your American hero…she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…unless you’re fucking weirdos…which you are.. I am not against seeing anything wet in a bathing suit, hard nipples, vaginas basically exposed…it’s shit I jerk off to….or get hard to when sitting at the public pool…or wish I could get hard to and question why I am not getting hard to it…. I am just saying…I get why all the black dudes like her…and why she likes the black dudes…who fill her up…the way she likes it the only way she feels anything! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsey Vonn Wet Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had.. She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit.. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by. I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that. Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner… So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people… Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had.. She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit.. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by. I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that. Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner… So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people… Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross. She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katy Perry Tits Gut and Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross. She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katy Perry Tits Gut and Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Yo…look close in the pussy region, which is the first place I look when I see a bikini.. That’s a straight up mom pussy lip in a bikini bottom…and it’s bigger than most of your dicks… January Jones is living the American dream, a hot middle class suburbanite who was hot enough to move to NYC and become a model where she fucked her way to the right meetings…has the ability to get knocked up and carry that child into the world in exchange for hefty child support payments…so that she can sit around and live the American dream… In other countries this single mother would be killed off…in America…celebrated… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren is living the American Dream…she’s a girl who got naked on the internet, had a hot body, was marketed right and got a ton of followers…she went viral…bought some bolt on tits..and now travels the world possibly making money…definitely getting lots of love from rich guys who finance her world travels and all she has to do is be half naked all the fucking time…no brain, no personality, nothing interesting, just half nakedness…and it’s wonderful This is the American Dream… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexis Ren Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aubrey O’Day is hilarious on her quest to be an instagrammer What the hell is this angle, and why do I like it so much… It’s pussy forward on some plastic as plastic as they get woman that no one even remembers or cares about….but she’s taken it upon herself and fully decided it’s time to make noise again, in one last hurrah or something that I’ll never understand when I see these women do it, but that all these women do it, like they are all built and programmed to be sexualized porn chicks…and if they aren’t buillt to be sexualized porn chicks, they sure as fuck try to overcompensate with fitness, gym, plastic surgery, hair and make-up a whole lot of ridiculousness…that Aubrey O’Day has figured out is the best way for her to market herself…clearly.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme…. She’s so calculated….in all she’s ever done as a self involved narcissist that the world appreciated because of a fat ass…. I think J.Lo and Cameltoe rhyming is part of her strategy to brainwash people into forgetting she’s 50…when the fact she’s 50 may be the precise reason people even notice her in these pics…or at least the only reason they are talking…because she’s J.Lo and will always get noticed for that reason alone… What I am trying to say, but you keep interrupting me on is that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme and here sheis having one in leggings a few sizes too small because that’s what people in denial are all about…. Walk down the street…the leggings you can see the panty color through are girls who think they a small but are really an extra large…which means more clothing jacked up pussy holes for all us perverts to try to appreciate…since seeing the pussy lip formation is the closest we get to seeing actual pussy…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
