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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Iskra Lawrence is a Big Girl of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is a plus sized model, who started out as a normal sized model, but put on a fat suit through eating compulsively, in what we call FAT FACE, like BLACK FACE, culturally appropriating fat life, to monetize and achieve their personal dreams… But the fact is that they should not make bikinis or clothing for anything in this size – normalizing obesity is fucking mental. We know that it is a national epidemic, that will suffocate the healthcare system, that is killing people prematurely, and that causes chronic diseases that the pharma companies fucking love…because it gets them repeat business…. These fat chicks think they look good and don’t look good but more importantly are unhealthy and near death is bad…it’s really fucking bad… I get fat chicks as a fetish for weirdos, weirdos like everything…..there’s something for everyone. I just don’t think they should be used by brands to be celebrated as normalcy….because it’s not normal, it doesn’t look good, it’s fucking death…a ticking timebomb…science proves it… But big tits though.

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Doutzen Kroes Ass in a Thong of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better… That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in. It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job. She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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LOL: Janelle Monáe Reveals One Of Her First Crushes In A Cute Way

Source: Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty On Sunday, soul legend Erykah Badu hopped on Instagram to wish everyone a happy Pride, but of course she had to do it in her own Erykah way. She decided it was the perfect time to reveal she learned about Janelle Monáe ‘s sexuality from the Internet. The “Pynk” singer, who Erykah calls her 20 (her twin), came out as pansexual  this year and Erykah teased that she must have not been Janelle’s type — or else Erykah would have found out sooner. Peep Erykah’s funny clip below!   Janelle then took this time to reveal that Erykah was in fact one of her first crushes…   Well okay then! So Erykah should have no hard feelings, right? The two have continued to remain friends and bomb collaborators ever since their track together “Q.U.E.E.N.” in 2013. The real question Erykah should have asked is when that next collab is going to happen… …we’ll wait.

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LOL: Janelle Monáe Reveals One Of Her First Crushes In A Cute Way

LOL: Janelle Monáe Reveals One Of Her First Crushes In A Cute Way

Source: Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty On Sunday, soul legend Erykah Badu hopped on Instagram to wish everyone a happy Pride, but of course she had to do it in her own Erykah way. She decided it was the perfect time to reveal she learned about Janelle Monáe ‘s sexuality from the Internet. The “Pynk” singer, who Erykah calls her 20 (her twin), came out as pansexual  this year and Erykah teased that she must have not been Janelle’s type — or else Erykah would have found out sooner. Peep Erykah’s funny clip below!   Janelle then took this time to reveal that Erykah was in fact one of her first crushes…   Well okay then! So Erykah should have no hard feelings, right? The two have continued to remain friends and bomb collaborators ever since their track together “Q.U.E.E.N.” in 2013. The real question Erykah should have asked is when that next collab is going to happen… …we’ll wait.

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LOL: Janelle Monáe Reveals One Of Her First Crushes In A Cute Way

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

Kate Hudson is disgusting, overrated, only exists because of her mom, is surprisingly pregnant despite the STDs you’d assume she’s accumulated and collected over her career… She’s probably best known for being the pussy that almost took out our friend Owen Wilson, because that’s the kind of manipulative spoiled cunt she is, up on some Asia Argento kick…but luckily wasn’t successful… She continues to be a queer on Pride weekend, in Rainbow hippie panties pretending she’s a down to earth kind of spoiled fucking brat who only exists cuz she’s a spoiled fucking brat and her mom threw jobs she was too old to audition for – to her daughter…who got them – cuz acting is a scam that requires no talent… I figure she should use topless pics as an opportunity to flash her actual milk filled fake tits….because that’s what we want to see…none of this cocktease shit…

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Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian earnings thanks to being a clever business woman…who plays half retard for the public which is a great lesson to teach girls…when you’re actually a smart business person….it’s pretty offensive.. The funny thing about Paris Hilton, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton, is that she’s blocked me on instagram. I can’t see any of her updates – and it feels like the stinky fat kid never invited to any birthday parties…which I was at one point in my life…you know before all this internet fame made people want to be around me and invite me to luxurious places….so I’m used to the rejection…even when it’s from some bottom feeding herpes cunt…. People still love Paris Hilton…including Paris Hilton….apparently… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE GREER GRAMMER WAS THERE WITH A CAMELTOE AND EVERYONE LOVES FRASIER SO I’ll POST IT… TO SEE THE REST OF GREER GRAMMER Greer Grammer – Slutty Pants… CLICK HERE

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Christina Aguilera in a Photoshoot of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this shoot before…but everything is a blur… What the fuck is this Christina Aguilera photoshoot for…I think I’ve seen it before and it is a nice reminder that young hot things turn old an fat…but when they are old and fat they collectively feel confidence in their new body because they are rich as fuck and coddled for so many years and know that fat or not people will want to throw money at them…in what is almost magical…because we life fat tits but that is almost sad because we are forced to remember what died to make these fat tits…and I’m not talking about all the SUGAR cane plants..I’m talking a young hot X-Tina… If she really wanted to make some noise, I’d suggest…sex tape or more vagina..because I feel like I’ve never seen X-Tina pussy – mom pussy or not – and I think I’ve seen every celeb pussy…making her pussy one to look out for on the pussy-to-do list…

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Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson – Two Generations of Old Ladies in Bikinis of the Day

Keep it in your fucking pants Grandma… And I’m talkign to Kate Hudson – not Goldie Hawn – the actual Grandma…. Goldie can do whatever the fuck she wants with her old lady ass, it’s at the point of iconic and so old, we don’t even bother noticing…it’s not a point and laugh at Goldie… It’s a point and laugh at the geriatric pregnancy on her mooch bitch daughter – who for those of you who don’t know – only exists cuz of who her mom is and not actual talent – who was a vapid cunt who ran around fucking everyone who would fill her cunt when she was a naughty teen – who got knocked up at Farrah Abraham age or pretty much Farrah Abraham age with some old dude in a shit band that may have been good at the time – but that was in the 90s, a long time ago and who the fuck remembers that….but WORST of tall… She was like an Asia Argento…rich and entitled piece of shit who had no issue breaking a man…in her case Owen Wilson…leading him to attempted suicide……you know some fucking evil shit goes on with you when you can make a rich hippie surfer dude want to die….that’s just the effect this pussy has…and looking at these pics…I partially get it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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