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Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson – Two Generations of Old Ladies in Bikinis of the Day

Keep it in your fucking pants Grandma… And I’m talkign to Kate Hudson – not Goldie Hawn – the actual Grandma…. Goldie can do whatever the fuck she wants with her old lady ass, it’s at the point of iconic and so old, we don’t even bother noticing…it’s not a point and laugh at Goldie… It’s a point and laugh at the geriatric pregnancy on her mooch bitch daughter – who for those of you who don’t know – only exists cuz of who her mom is and not actual talent – who was a vapid cunt who ran around fucking everyone who would fill her cunt when she was a naughty teen – who got knocked up at Farrah Abraham age or pretty much Farrah Abraham age with some old dude in a shit band that may have been good at the time – but that was in the 90s, a long time ago and who the fuck remembers that….but WORST of tall… She was like an Asia Argento…rich and entitled piece of shit who had no issue breaking a man…in her case Owen Wilson…leading him to attempted suicide……you know some fucking evil shit goes on with you when you can make a rich hippie surfer dude want to die….that’s just the effect this pussy has…and looking at these pics…I partially get it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Zoey Deutch Titty Grab of the Day

Zoey Dutch is Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson’s 23 year old daughter, who I guess had to go through the struggles of knocking on no doors to get her first acting job, creating her existence as whatever the fuck she is, in what I will reduce to her grabbing her tit. I don’t know why a rich kid from LA looks like she’s 10 years older than she is, or why she’s grabbing her tit for Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson…I don’t try to understand women of any age, or why they do anything they do, especially not rich, spoiled, entitled women…I just go with it…and this is us going with it.

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Ksenia Vinogradova Tits of the DAy

I like women who’s names I can’t pronounce…it makes me feel better about donating to their webcam shows and sex works…like I am doing my part in supporting some kind of third world orphaned child…from some war torn communist community…like she’s from Bosnia….it’s like me doing my part, charity, philanthropy…and although a selfish act because I am really only into it because of her tits…it’s still a positive act of kindness… Her name is Ksenia Vinogradova…. She is topless…. I support that….

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Maria Kn’s Provocative Artistic Black and White Tits in Fishnets of the Day

Maria Kn has the most ridiculous last name, I mean I guess there are other ridiculous last names, but I find it exceptionally ridiculous…Kn…like Knife or Knox…without the IFE or OX..it can’t be her actual last name…..unless she’s asian, I’ve never seen a two letter last name…so this is some calculated shit…which makes it even more ridiculous…is it her trying to be high brow and marketable…or anonymous…I just don’t know…or care cuz I’m looking at her instagram modeling….tits out…and that’s what this is about…not a name…hell half the women I’ve had sex with were nameless, anonymous, or stage naming it….and figuring out the psychology of why they choose the name they do takes away from what the focus should be on…the fucking.

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Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…success story…you’ve never heard of, because you’re not a 15 year old. She’s pretty famous despite you having never heard of her….unless you’re like me, old and not on the Youtube game…but exposed to all the pop culture smut that happens even if I don’t want to be. She’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit… And this is some clickbait on her – cuz you can’t see her pussy, but if you want to get philosophical – anything can technically be a pussy – if you fuck it hard enough….like her upper leg.. So Dua Lipa pussy flash, is really Dua Lipa upper leg…but you’re not about to click that link wherever you clicked to get her – now are you…. So do what you’ve been doing with your hand and household objects all these years…sit back and pretend it’s a pussy…YUM. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sofia Richie Ass in Short Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually Lionel Richie’s kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, but I assure you this one looked up to her fake sister, and is just a fucking disgusting a human as Nicole Camille Escovedo….and not just because she did an internship fucking a Kardashian to elevate her social media status, because what else is a rich kid with no need to have aspirations to do….other than fine the most vapid thing to attach herself to. It’s a family thing…Nicole did it with Paris…and this one did it with the cock…and both collectively smell like rotting rich person herpes…vile…sure…but she’s dressed like an 18 year old and I like that 18 year old look….short short slutty short shorts on the sluts everywhere – but these shorts don’t have enough pussy lip dangling out of them..

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Iggy Azalea Twerk of the Day

Iggy Azalea and her fat fake ass that she uses as her friend, her confidante, her sidekick, her accessory, the only thing she really can rely on or thank, even if it’s the weirdest looking thing ever…. So when you’ve got that fake ass, that big ass, the only ass that matters, at least when it comes to Iggy Azalea – who is really nothing more than a conduit to carry some fucking nasty looking mutant thing around in tight pants…. You fucking twerk with it – and let the world here that booty slap…cheeks colliding… I think she could be far more fucking slutty in her attention cries…and I’m disappointed she’s not….even though I’m really just disappointed in myself for posting this bunk ass shit. Here is her fat ass in jeans

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Bella Hadid Ass of the Day

The only good thing about Bella Hadid and I use the word “good” very fucking loosely – is that in her rat faced celebrity model rich kid life – that isn’t all that impressive because rich kid cried to her daddy that she wanted her sister’s career and that he had to pay to make it happen….but that is “relevant’ as an it-girl cuz people like to be around people they think other people find important..it’s a troll… The only good thing about Bella Hadid and I use the word “good” very fucking loosely is that she has influence on fucking idiots who follow her – so all the slutty clickbait attention seeking she does – trickles the fuck down….into the local park….which is why brands use her and why I encourage her to keep the slut slutty…. Here is her sister GIGI with a hungry pussy eating her shorts

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Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters… I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits… It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Couple Caught Very Clearly Having Sex on Board Airplane

We never thought we'd need to say this, but here we go: There's a big difference between getting married on board an airplane and having sexual intercourse on board an airplane. The former arrangement can be pretty romantic, despite its unusual setting, as evidenced by the following video: The latter, though? It's just weird and gross and dirty, despite being sort of admirable. We say this because a man and a woman were recently videotaped while very clearly getting it on while flying about 35,000 feet over the ground. This isn't the first time a couple has joined what society has deemed The Mile High Club, but it's gotta be one of the first times they have dared to do so without going into the bathroom first. Seriously! These two just starting humping on their seats! “My mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this……..” Twitter user @kileytully wrote alongside the borderline NSFW footage, which was filmed by her mother. The video has been viewed over 4.2 million times since it went live — and it's easy to see why. How often do you see a woman just straddle a man mid-flight and thrust all around? Here's the thing, though: these two nearly got away with it! At one point in the video, the mother of the aforementioned Twitter user pans around to the rest of the cabin, showing happily unaware fellow travelers. Granted, we assume, if someone had gotten up to use the restroom, he or she would have seen what was going on. But we almost can't blame the horny couple in question for trying to get away with their lewd act. It's not like any nudity is showing! NOTE: Silver Airways has confirmed the video was taken on one of its flights, according to the Daily Mail, and also told the outlet it is working to confirm its authenticity … but did not condone the type of behavior. We guess we understand what it has to say that. But check out the footage above for yourself. We've seen more naked action on the Instagram account of Kim Kardashian .

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Couple Caught Very Clearly Having Sex on Board Airplane