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Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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Rita Ora Fat Tits of the Day

Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative.. That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media…. I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE MORE FROM SOCIAL…

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Romee Strijd Bikini Ass of the Day

Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…

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Romee Strijd Bikini Ass of the Day

Romee Strijd Bikini Ass of the Day

Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…

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Lily Rose Depp is Topless of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is topless and I love it because she’s magical, but not that magical, but magical enough, because she’s a rich kid…with all that pretentious, pretends he’s Hunter S Thompson, because he played him in one movie, and has forever been an identity crisis, because I guess he got inspired by a true original, something no actor ever is, their whole life is based on not being original at all…just ripping off everyone from every angle… Either way, she’s got a private island in Bahamas, she’s got a EURO passport for her french countryside manor, she’s got her LA set up, and she’s barely 18….life’s good for Lily Rose Depp and it’s good for us because like all girls on instagram – she gets topless in shoots…and because she’s actually from France…her nipples should be more exposed…but I guess since she’s already where she wants to be…they don’t have to be….they can be implied and we as perverts can imagine how big they may be…. I guess what I am saying is that she’s a babe.

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Lily Rose Depp is Topless of the Day

Rihanna Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rihanna, best known as the child prostitute from Barbados who got some sick fucking pervert from the UK who was rich and connected in the record scene to import her into America and with the help of Jay Z, human traffic her into pop music…only to pass her off to Chris Brown…who beat her up and totally changed her flow, dynamic and celebrity…from candy coated to dark, the needed beating to shift her public image and become Rihanna.. Well, she’s rich as fuck now, she’s the most iconic thing from Barbados and owns one of the most expensive houses there, from Shanty to Palace…she dates billionaires with black girl fetishes then dumps them…and she stars in movies called Oceans 8, the all girl spin off of Oceans 11, that they claim is about girl power, but that is about robbing a fashion party of it’s jewels..which didn’t stop it from making the 45 million dollars opening weekend…but that seems a little sexist to me….I mean women heisting fashion shows of jewelery….is saying women criminals care about fashion and jewelery and other lady things….how dare they. But the world accepts it and celebrates it as woman power, even if it’s about traditional gender roles and expectations… Weird world…how is this innovative or progressive? I don’t get it. But Rihanna’s got her tits out and that’s ok…

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Lily Rose Depp Ass in LEggings of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is pretty legendary and she hasn’t even started yet….but that could just be her leggings talking…. I mean she’s young, she’s hot, she’s probably had a far more interesting life than you thanks to all the access she has, which is her normal, all because she’s Johnny Depp’s daughter, which in and of itself may make her awful, entitled and bratty, but worthy of being all those things, sometimes it’s just acceptable…even if you’re not a Johnny Depp fan, you get it and appreciate it, especially when it looks like this…and who knows, maybe she’s totally down to earth on her private island because she’s that kind of rich kid…either way keep up the good leggings… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE AND FROM INSTAGRAM…

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Aubrey O’Day Fake Ass of the Day

The only offensive thing about Aubrey O’Day and her bottom feeder from a decade ago – back to bottom feeding approach to life – is that she isn’t doing it through a sex tape… She’s got massive amounts of surgeries and face injections, making her look like some kind of sex toy or cartoon character you weirdos jerk off to, because I know there are people out there jerking off to cartoon characters, and it’s almost funny, almost said, totally irrelevant….but should be presented in the form of a sex tape.. I guess this pig needs some attention….but at least she doesn’t look as piggish as she did when she was at her fattest, she found fitness and sucking the fat out of her to pump back into her ass, and has really committed to that. I guess there doesn’t come an age when a woman because less shamecuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….but I guess sex tapes don’t happen anymore, these low levels just get patreon.

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Brooke Burke Fitness Erotica of the Day

Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success… She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5. There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers… She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….

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Callie Cattaneo Naked of the Day

Callie Cattaneo seems pretty legitimate…in terms of her modeling…and getting naked on the internet… I tried to find her on social media – but her account seemed private, which I guess is tactics to be mysterious, compelling and get a follow, but I “X” that nonsense and move on with my life…because if you’re getting naked in shoots – post them up on your iG…it’s the way the system works… I did find that she was a Maxim Hometown Hottie challenger, you know submitted her pics to get noticed in a world where MAXIM doesn’t matter – it’s not the late 90s.. Her bio read – “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach” She clearly put massive amounts of effort into writing that one…she didn’t even capitalize her i…..that’s how you know she’s real.. Not that I fixate on grammar, as I don’t proof read anything I ejaculate on my keyboard here, and often times I accidentally see what I’ve previously written and think “what the fuck does any of this mean”…letters misplaced…words misplaced…and going after someone for grammar and not substance of their messaging is just a cop out… But when your bio is “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach!”… There’s not much substance to her messaging…everyone loves the fucking beach, get a fucking job. Thanks for the tits.

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