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Minnesota Woman on Roof of Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is Naked of the Day

Thank god Iggy Azalea got naked, otherwise we’d forget that she was some fake Australian, who pretended to be a stripper, with a fake ass, which is all a fucking lie, a storyline she wrote and people bought into, because scamming the paying audience that believe what they are told is the real artistry behind entertainment… Nothing exciting about her, her fake ass, her clickbait music…she’s garbage…but we do need to support whores whoring to get paid…it’s fun to see them navigate them waters of whoredom. Not that fun…but fun enough to post up the nude pics.

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Sophie Simmons Titties on Instagram of the Day

For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer. She was paying people to take pics of her, she was producing fat girl modeling content, and she had the money and fame from being on TV behind her, yet for some reason…she wasn’t able to pull off the ASHLEY GRAHAM who gets work as a fat chick…and just sort of got stuck with self produced photoshoots….but sometimes…when we’re lucky enough she busts out her big fat tits…tits that we should celebrate cuz like all fat girls…it’s their best quality… Here is her fat ass

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Doutzen Kroes Strip Tease of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience to sell overpriced sweatshop bullshit…. But the people at Victoria’s Secret polarize the experience, get their girls media hype and basically create “celebrities” out of them. They also give bonuses for social media posts, so all these women are working their social media harder than they worked the first photographer to get them in with the people at Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what Doutzen was fired by the brand, but she had already locked in a celebrity DJ, had a couple of kids, and no one actually gave a fuck that she was gone. Plus, there’s this thing called any bitch can get half naked in lingerie, you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to do that, it just gets you richer husbands or sperm to inseminate in yourself when you do have that title under your garter belt… I don’t know what this famewhoring is for, but she’s a mom with a rich husband, shouldn’t she be out being a mom…rather than doing this nonsense to try to make her husband think she’s still hot and got it, cuz that’s why he married her….rather than accept that she’s fallen off..even though he’s well aware she’s fallen off with every 19 year old groupie he bangs in Ibiza while this one is at home trying to land model jobs.

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Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death. I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late… Makes sense to me.

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Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life.. They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists.. It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce…. Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

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Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

Liz Hurley Erotica of the Day

Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life.. They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists.. It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce…. Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

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Sienna Miller’s Fat Cameltoe of the Day

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of casting couch performances…. I used to find her the hottest actress in the movies, not just because she showed bush, but maybe because she showed bush, I just knew if she was cast in something, there was bound to be bush. This was the era of renting videos based on their nudity rating, because we didn’t have internet and that was our porn that wasn’t porn. It’s the reason I got into indy movies in the first place, shit like Doom Generation by Greg Araki, where Rose McGowan’s huge tits were exposed in her first movie role was rented strictly because of the “nudity” rating…which I guess may be the reason I do this retarded fucking site…which I guess is more than Sienna Miller does these days, which isn’t saying much….but it is saying that girl pulled a proper scam and is sitting on a pile of money and the only damage she’s got to show about it…the only wear and tear is the fact that her pussy is banged out so big it eats her pants…. NOT A BAD TRADE OFF AT ALL….

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Slutty Sarah Hyland of the Day

For some reason I was googling who Sarah Hyland’s parents were when I was taking a painful hemorrhoid shit last night…and I discovered very fascinating things like that they are both actors…and that her dad was in so many iconic roles that Judge Ketchum on Boardwalk Empire….and the Cabbie in “See No Evil, Hear No Evil”….which I guess was enough to make a career out of it, to support his family for a while out of it, before sending his daughter to work when she was young – landing a hit TV show, living out his dreams… So here she is living out her dreams….for her social media…the place where you get a glimpse of her and realize she’s fucking weird especially in her exhibitionism…

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Kate Upton Topless of the Day

Simmer down Kate Upton… I feel like she’s the kind of rich kid turned model who pretends that she’s so annoyed of people sexualizing her for her tits, while knowing that she only exists because of her tits, and that at 18 when she happened, she wouldn’t have ever gone viral without what must be some terrifying fucking tits…. I’ve see her tits, they are monstrous, terrifying, yet amazing…even if the rest of her is dumpy and weird shaped….but clearly we as a people can focus on what is good about her..and she does the same…. We only see her tits cuz she wants us to… Here is the video of her shaking her tits…

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