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Noah Cyrus Still Gross of the Day

In case you were wondering – Noah Cyrus is the Ashlee Simpson of the Cyrus family… I am sure she’s not the first girl who wants the success her sister had. She wants the praise and adoration. She wants to be celebrated and a star. She feels as though she’s entitled to it or capable of it because her sister has it because she’s been coddled as fuck by everyone as she grew up, including the famous sister to try to make her feel better about herself, you know to downplay the sister’s fame like it aint a thing… All while having nothing the sister had, the talent or the compelling personality, or hustle…but she does have her sister’s promotional tools, and contacts, and people try to help her…when they should just be honest with her and let her know to work in other areas and that she should use the sister to open doors for things she’s actually good at, but ego doesn’t let that happen…can’t just ride the wave, needs to be the TOP of the wave but will always been Miley’s sister… Point is…I like when angst and jealously comes in the form of rebellion and sex tapes…not whatever this is….

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Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit… Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter. I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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Lily Rose Depp Turns 19 of the Day

Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids. Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable… I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles… This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves… Do good with what you’ve been given…. So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.

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Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

TAYLOR SWIFT SEE THE REST OF THE PICS HERE VS RITA ORA SEE THE REST OF THE PICS HERE Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts…. But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom… VOTE IN THE COMMENTS (LOL, I KNOW NO ONE COMMENTS)

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Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

The other day I got in a fight with someone in the comments who schooled me on who Alyson Stoner was. He said that calling her “pushing 30” was like having sex with a 6 year old…or some shit…then he went on to explain that Alyson Stoner was the little kid who danced in Missy Elliott videos, a girl I don’t remember because I don’t watch Missy Elliott videos, but who I assume was like that creepy SIA girl, all 10 years old and dancing around, for the pervert who would use banging a 6 year old as an analogy for anything… So the very important, STOMP THE YARD actress…is liked by creepy perverts and I now know who she is…..and here is her bathing suit.

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Bella Thorne Lingerie of the Day

As far as I’m concered, Bella Thorne is the most interesting character on Social Media, I would say she’s the most influential girl besides the Kardashians. She gets paid a ton of money to post bullshit. She has been able to manipulate the music charts with her music that I will avoid listening to but that I appreciate because she’s gaming everyone. I like a girl exploited by her mom who gets how the industry works, and brings it….tell a story, show a raw and real side of you, even it is contrived and you will excell…I mean as long as you show off your body, which is a great body, fake tits or not, man face or not, repetitive or not…she’s the real deal….the instagram success story of an otherwise fifth tier actress. Good hustle! I respect all hustle….with tit. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE People fucking love her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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Bella Thorne Lingerie of the Day

As far as I’m concered, Bella Thorne is the most interesting character on Social Media, I would say she’s the most influential girl besides the Kardashians. She gets paid a ton of money to post bullshit. She has been able to manipulate the music charts with her music that I will avoid listening to but that I appreciate because she’s gaming everyone. I like a girl exploited by her mom who gets how the industry works, and brings it….tell a story, show a raw and real side of you, even it is contrived and you will excell…I mean as long as you show off your body, which is a great body, fake tits or not, man face or not, repetitive or not…she’s the real deal….the instagram success story of an otherwise fifth tier actress. Good hustle! I respect all hustle….with tit. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE People fucking love her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

I will never get over the picture that was leaked from Katharine McPhee’s phone or iCloud that showcased her vaginalplasty, mom in her 40s recently divorced trying to be hot again, because she didn’t bother being hot for her husband, but now that he’s got a teen girlfriend, she’s got something to prove…from joining pilates, yoga, and eating vegan or whatever other trends on instagram…to be hot…to cutting off her pussy lips… The point of the story is that, I saw a pic she took for her doctor on the progress of her pussy lip reduction, and I found it fucking disturbing…especially when her legal team validated it was her… So Katharine McPhee, an American Idol I otherwise don’t care for, or even care for her tits, or the fact that she bangs 70 year old men cuz they are rich and legends in music….I’m forced to think of that scabby tough grey steak looking shit… But she has tits, cuz she’s fat, and she likes showing off her tits, cuz that’s what fat girls with tits do.

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Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

I will never get over the picture that was leaked from Katharine McPhee’s phone or iCloud that showcased her vaginalplasty, mom in her 40s recently divorced trying to be hot again, because she didn’t bother being hot for her husband, but now that he’s got a teen girlfriend, she’s got something to prove…from joining pilates, yoga, and eating vegan or whatever other trends on instagram…to be hot…to cutting off her pussy lips… The point of the story is that, I saw a pic she took for her doctor on the progress of her pussy lip reduction, and I found it fucking disturbing…especially when her legal team validated it was her… So Katharine McPhee, an American Idol I otherwise don’t care for, or even care for her tits, or the fact that she bangs 70 year old men cuz they are rich and legends in music….I’m forced to think of that scabby tough grey steak looking shit… But she has tits, cuz she’s fat, and she likes showing off her tits, cuz that’s what fat girls with tits do.

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